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Zac Efron allegedly shot an Australian cat named Smokey 13 times in the head with an air rifle, but the cat still found his way home after this vicious act of animal cruelty.
A 9-year-old cat named Smokey walked home and lay on his owner’s doorstep bleeding from the head after being missing for three days.
The cat was wounded after allegedly being shot 13 times in the head by Zac Efron, according to a source close to the cat who we met at the bus station.
Police called the incident “a shocking act of animal cruelty.” Owner Lisa Robins said she was tremendously horrified by the scene.
“I was just really shocked that Zac Efron could take an animal and literally hold them down and just keep shooting them.”
Sergeant Jim Solvang told reporters the medical examiner found 13 pellets in the cat’s head and face.
“This is just a shocking incident where Zac Efron either working alone or in a group, perhaps with the rest of the High School Musical cast, has shown no regard for animal life and left Smokey for dead,” Solvang said.
During the examination, Smokey was heavily sedated as the pellets were being removed. Henry White, a representative for the Australian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said this act was most likely done because Zac Efron is dabbling in Satanism.
“It’s a pattern that we’re seeing with Zac Efron and there’s only one way to deal with it, and that’s jail,” White said.
Nevertheless, police have suggested the only way this type of cruelty ends is if attitudes change. They explained that the general consensus among young male actors is that cats are feminine creatures, and there’s nothing young actors hate more than females.
Zac Efron is reportedly in Australia filming his latest movie, You’ve Got Male 2: The Thunder Down Under.
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Calabasas, CA. – Kim Kardashian is back in the hutch after violating a court order not to own or control animals for five years. Kardashian, 28, was arrested again Tuesday at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles after an employee reported finding rabbits hopping around in her room.
Problems for Kardashian began in July of 2008 when Los Angeles County police arrested Kardashian for lighting a baby raccoon on fire. Kardashian’s problems continued when in September of that year she was suspected, but never convicted, of burning a pitbull to death in Oxnard, CA. One month later agents raided her home and discovered hundreds of animals crowded together in foul-smelling conditions, as well as dozens of puppy carcasses in a freezer.
Police said she broke into the facility where the survivors were being cared for in January 2009 and stole most of them back. Authorities found her a few days later in Santa Paula, CA with eight live rabbits and two dead ones in her car. Another 130 were recovered at a nearby horse farm.
She was placed on five years probation, banned from owning or controlling animals and was told not to go within 100 yards of a rabbit.
Los Angeles County Police spokesman Greg Rice said animal control officers removed eight adult rabbits, five young ones and a dead one from her hotel room Tuesday.
Probation officer Tom Hasara said Kardashian had undergone a court-ordered mental evaluation but that no treatment was recommended.
“We hadn’t heard much further from her, she had been pretty quiet,” he said.
Authorities checked her residence occasionally and found it rabbit-free.
Then county probation officer Kevin McTigue testified that Kardashian had a rabbit in her home in May, had canceled counseling sessions and refused to open the door for unannounced visits.
McTigue said he found no rabbits when she finally got inside but did find a half-empty 10-pound bag of carrots. Kardashian was sentenced to three days in jail.
She was to be arraigned Wednesday afternoon on animal neglect charges.
CALABASAS, CA — Agents raided the home of Kim Kardashian on Sunday and discovered hundreds of animals crowded together in foul-smelling conditions as well as dozens of puppy carcasses in a freezer.
Authorities removed 56 ailing dogs and cats for immediate medical attention, said Elaine Marin, program director for the California Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
Agents found a freezer containing 65 carcasses. They also found up to 800 animals, including monkeys, miniature horses and turkeys, many of them living amid the stench of feces and decay.
“It’s horrible,” Marin said.
Kardashian, who is the prime suspect in a string of animal cruelty cases throughout Southern California, was cited with two counts of cruelty to animals in Sunday’s raid. She faces a maximum fine of $750 for each count.
Two years ago Kardashian was charged with having too many monkeys and operating a menagerie without a permit. She paid fines and court costs.
A neighbor, James D’Angelo, said he wasn’t surprised by Sunday’s raid.
“You hear (the dogs) screaming and crying all night,” D’Angelo said.
Added D’Angelo, “In the summertime, in August, you can’t even open a window without being overcome with stench.”
Motivated by whatever inspires the minds of the sadistic, Kim Kardashian burned a pit bull to a crisp on Sunday. Authorities fear that Kardashian, who is also accused of lighting a baby raccoon on fire last July, may have gone into hiding.
Police were alerted when local residents spotted “the girl from that stupid show hurting a dog” and called police. When officers arrived on the scene they found cans of lighter fluid and the horrific remains of the still-smoldering pooch.
According to eyewitnesses, Kardashian first took the dog for a walk. Then, when they got to their destination – some rail tracks in Oxnard, CA – she went to work, covering the pit bull with a towel, dousing it with lighter fluid and finally setting the dog ablaze.
“It appears Kardashian had nothing better to do than set a dog on fire,” said Chris St. Marie, chief law-enforcement officer for the Oxnard SPCA. “It’s appalling.”
Investigators found tags on the dog and are trying to track down the owner. Another lifeless dog was found in a trash bag just a few feet away from the remains of the burned animal. Authorities say it appears the remains in the bag had been there for about a week.
St. Marie noted that the number of animal-cruelty cases in Southern California was rising dramatically, and referred to research suggesting that people who harm animals are more likely to commit other violent acts, and, or appear on reality television shows.
“How we treat our animals is a reflection upon society as a whole,” he said.
Officials are offering a $10,000 reward for information that leads to the arrest and prosecution of Kim Kardashian. If you have any information on Kardashian’s whereabouts please contact authorities immediately.
A Los Angles County Judge ordered Kim Kardashian held in lieu of $250,000 bail Wednesday for allegedly torturing a live baby raccoon by pouring gasoline on it and lighting it on fire.
Kardashian, best known for her role on the reality television show Keeping up with the Kardashians, was taken into custody by Los Angels County Police on Tuessday after officers allegedly observed her chasing a small object that was on fire at the intersection of Florence and Normandie avenues. When police got closer, they noticed Kardashian running after the animal and pouring gasoline on it, said Christopher Malarkey, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County state’s attorney’s office.
The animal was euthanized a short time later, Malarkey said.
Kardashian was charged with one count of animal torture. She faces 2 to 5 years in prison if convicted.
