A few days ago we mistakenly reported that comedian and actor Dave Chappelle had died from an apparent drug overdose. However, as you can see in the recent photo above Dave Chappelle is alive and well!
Dave Chappelle still being alive is great news as we are big fans of his work, especially the movie “Pootie Tang”. That was a classic! His HBO standup comedy specials were pretty good too.
To celebrate Dave Chappelle still being alive here he is performing his classic standup routine on the difference between niggas and black people. Enjoy and long live Dave Chappelle!
Well the results are in and the Celeb Jihad 2010 Sexiest Man Alive is none other than Emma Watson!
This is an amazing accomplishment for Emma Watson and she must be very proud. Just last year Emma was a pretty attractive woman, and now less than 12 months later Emma Watson is the sexiest man alive.
Let Emma Watson serve as an example for all you kids out there. Emma wasn’t happy just being an attractive female. She didn’t like what people were saying about her, and she wanted to achieve greatness. So what did she do? She changed the conversation and became a man. Now Emma Watson is on top of the world!
Congrats Emma Watson, you are one handsome fella!
Former child star Corey Feldman was found alive this morning outside of a Norm’s Restaurant in Los Feliz, according to the LAPD.
Police tell us they were called to the diner shortly before 8 AM PT to investigate. Police were shocked to find that Feldman was responsive. The actor refused the officers repeated attempts to administer CPR.
Feldman shot to fame in the 80s — when he co-starred in a number of films, including “The Lost Boys” with Corey Haim.
More on this shocking story as it develops.
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CelebJihad has learned that Michael Jackson’s older brother Tito is alive!
The shocking discovery was made at 4:00 am on Saturday when relatives who had gathered at the Jackson family’s Encino estate received a strange phone call.
“The phone rang, and the guy on the other end was all like, ‘It’s Tito, I’m at the Grey Hound Station, can you come pick me up?’” said singer Janet Jackson. “I was all like, ‘Nice try asshole, but Tito’s been dead for years,’ and hung up on him.”
Added Janet, “He kept calling back, so I just left the phone off the hook.”
A source tells us Tito finally arrived at the estate hours later after convincing a family of migrant workers to give him a lift in the back of their pickup truck.
Once at the estate, family and friends were in “complete and utter shock” to see Tito alive and well.
“There was absolute chaos,” said one source close to the family. “People who thought he had been dead for years were screaming, ‘Zombie apocalypse! Run for your lives!’ Poor La Toya ran from the compound sobbing.”
Things finally settled down after brother Jermaine Jackson explained that while Tito’s career had been dead for many years, Tito himself was alive and well.
Most relatives were relieved by the explanation, with the notable exception of father Joe Jackson who said that Tito “shouldn’t have been fool’n.”
Added Joe, “Boy, go to the yard and get a switch.”
