Emma Watson



As illustrated in the picture above Emma Watson has been transformed from an adorable child actress into a real life witch.


Notice the darkness around Emma’s eyes and the black leather and lace outfit, she is definitely a witch… or a gay man. Either way Emma is now evil incarnate.


Let Emma Watson’s transformation serve as a warning to all you Harry Potter fans out there. That story is just one of the many tools of the devil (aka Jews) to steal your soul. It is best to repent now and start reading the Qur’an instead before it is too late and you end up a soulless devil-worshiper like Emma Watson. Allahu Akbar!

Ali Lohan



Ali Lohan is best known for being Lindsay Lohan’s little sister and starring on E!’s “Living Lohan” with her trailer trash mom Dina Lohan. That is to say, no one really knows or cares about her.


But hang on, little sister? Apparently, this chick is 15. Okay, is it just me or does she look like a 40-year-old soccer mom? And what is this workshirt tucked into high-waisted shorts? Is she trying to steal Samantha from Lindsay with her lesbian chic look?