This time Victoria Justice has gone too far! As you can see in the photo above Victoria Justice has been caught abusing a goat!

As a Muslim I have a special place in my heart for goats as their meat and milk is delicious, and their companionship is much appreciated on long cold lonely nights. That is why it sickens me so to see Victoria Justice treating a goat in such a manner.

By the look in the goat’s eye you can clearly see that it is beyond humiliated at being forced to wear a hat and take a photo with a notorious whore like Victoria Justice. This truly is animal cruelty of the worst kind as this goat will never be able to show his face in public again, and will surely commit suicide after being forced to associate with the likes of Victoria Justice.

I hope Victoria Justice is proud of herself as she has destroyed a perfectly innocent goat’s reputation just to get her sick kicks. Of course I wouldn’t expect a degenerate like her to show any remorse.

Aaron Carter, the younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, has admitted to OK magazine that Michael Jackson gave him coke and alcohol when he was a child saying,

“He gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15. He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behavior bothered me a lot.”

Aaron does not go as far as to admit that Michael Jackson sexually abused him, but I think it is safe to assume you don’t waste good coke on a kid if you aren’t at least going to tongue his hairless ball sack. However, Aaron did go on to strongly suggest that his relationship with Michael Jackson was sexual saying,

“I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me.”

One can only speculate what these “things” that “nobody else did” are that Aaron is referring to, but more than likely they ended with Michael Jackson’s deformed dick stuffed inside Aaron’s boy hole.

These pornographic pictures of singer and slut bag Christina Aguilera were just leaked to the Internet.

Now I see why Christina’s Jew husband filed for divorce. If Jews were really the “chosen people” like they claim they wouldn’t have wives like Christina who run around like whores taking almost nude photos. They’d have wives that were pure, obedient, and faithful servants like us Muslims. Think about that next time you are wondering which God is the best.

The only thing erotic about these leaked Christina Aguilera pics are the huge bruises on her body in the last 2 pics. It is possible that her husband nutted up and tried to beat some morals into her. However, since most of the bruises are around the knee region it is probably much more likely Christina got them servicing a gang of black c*cks which may or may not belong to the Los Angeles Lakers.

Yes, these leaked pictures of a nearly naked Christina Aguilera show why her marriage ended and why Christina will always be an unrepentant whore.

Demi Lovato was admitted to a hospital last night with two black eyes, cracked ribs, scratches on her arms and face, and a torn labia. Did her boyfriend Joe Jonas go all Chris Brown on her and beat her up? Of course not!

According to the hospital report when Demi was asked how she got hurt her eyes filled with tears and she exclaimed “He didn’t mean it… I fell down some stairs.” Luckily for Demi her boyfriend Joe Jonas found her after her fall and brought her to the hospital, but not before scrapping his knuckles while lifting her up.

Demi Lovato needs to be more careful. Next time she falls down some steps her amazing boyfriend Joe Jonas might not be there to rescue her. Maybe she can take a dance class or something to improve her balance.

I used to think that Lindsay Lohan was a petulant little harlot too sullied and polluted by years of causal sex to ever be considered for marriage. But after reading that Lindsay may have been beaten by her former boyfriend Sam Ronson, I may have to reconsider.

A supposed friend of Lindsay’s told the following to RadarOnline.com: “One time I saw Lindsay and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the s**t out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

If true, Lindsay Lohan would be the perfect candidate for marriage. An obedient wife is hard to find in this country, but Lindsay seems to know her place. She also seems to understand that the more someone loves you the more likely they are to beat and choke you because you forgot to feed the goats.

Now, there is still the matter of Lindsay’s promiscuous past, but I try to be progressive when it comes to such matters. A quick female circumcision performed by my cousin Husam would help to curb Lindsay’s more sinful urges, allowing her to focus on woman’s work like rearing children and slaughtering animals with my other wives.

Lindsay, will you marry me?

Does Chris Brown want to repeatedly hit Rihanna in the face with a hammer until her skin falls off and she looks like the corpse of Michael Jackson? Surprisingly, the singer says no.

In his first radio interview since assaulting Rihanna, Brown said he wants a second chance. At no time did the singer make any comments about his unquenchable desire to pound Rihanna’s face into a bloody mess with the closest blunt object at hand.

“At the end of the day, I’m human,” said Brown, who was probably thinking about smashing Rihanna’s eye socket with a brick during the whole interview. “Of course you’re gonna have your thoughts and opinions. I’m not gonna say they’re wrong. But at the end of the day, it’s not right to judge someone,” Brown said.

We assume that is code for, “God I wish Rihanna was here right now so I could use this chair to knock out all of her god damn teeth.”