A Rihanna computer virus is sweeping the Internet, and baffling computer security experts. If your computer displays the above Rihanna photo in 3D then it will immediately become infected with the virus.
The signs of infection by the Rihanna 3D computer virus include:
- An off-pitch squealing noise which may be confused as “singing”.
- A pus-like discharge from the USB drive.
- Smoke and the strong smell of cannabis coming out the back fans.
- Blisters on the monitor.
There is no cure for the Rihanna 3D virus yet, but if you think your computer may be infected experts suggest beating hell out of it, the virus seems to respond well to that.
The moment we have feared is here! There is now a naked picture of Emma Watson in 3D.
Curse this 3 dimensional photo Jew science! It was bad enough when Emma Watson was tormenting us with her nude body in 2 dimensions, but to take it to a 3rd is simply unbearable.
Emma Watson and 3D technology must be stopped. This unholy alliance of depravity can not be allowed to continue its assault on our holy Muslim sensibilities.
Due to advances in infidel Jew science, heathen Hollywood whores can now prostitute their bodies in 3D.
As you can see in the photo above, with the proper 3D glasses Selena Gomez’s terrifying disease-infested ass appears to be jumping off the screen.
One shutters to think where this technology is heading, but one thing is for certain it must be stopped. Only a Muslim theocracy that limits all education to Qur’an study and explosives training can save the world now from Selena Gomez and her Hollywood friends slutting themselves in ever more advanced forms.