Well, it didn’t take long for the newly crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih to disgrace herself and her country.

It’s been less than a full day since Rima Fakih was crowned this year’s Miss USA and already pictures have emerged of Fakih working a stripper pole.

It seems that, prior to achieving beauty-pageant supremacy last night, the former Miss Michigan participated in the 2007 “Stripper 101″ contest, sponsored by Detroit-based radio show.

Given that Rima Fakih is the first Arab-American to be named Miss USA it is more than a little suspicious to find out that she is a complete whore. Obviously pageant officials hell bent on defaming the Muslim world, chose Rima Fakih to win knowing she was nothing more that a wanton Jezebel to embarrass us proud Arabs.

There is only one thing left to do to make this right. Rima Fakih must be stripped of her title, dragged into the middle of Time Square, and lashed with bounded reeds by none other than Donald Trump himself.

Miranda Kerr and some other models posed topless for the 2010 Pirelli calendar.

I have no idea who or what Pirelli is but it sounds European. That would probably explain why the girls are all topless. Many Americans don’t know that in Europe the women all walk around topless.

That was the main reason why the sexually repressed Pilgrims came to America. They were fleeing the beautiful bare breasts of Europe. Share that little bit of information with your friends and family this Thanksgiving. Oh and show them these pictures to emphasize the point.