Jessica Simpson Stuffs Her Massive Boobs Into Tiny Bikini Top

Jessica Simpson stuffs her massive boobs into a tiny bikini top in the disturbing photos below.

Clearly Jessica Simpson’s udders are in desperate need of a good hard milking, as they may burst at any moment and the carnage from the resulting breast juice tsunami would be unimaginable. Of course only the coarse hands of a skilled Muslim man can properly and heroically drain and disarm Jessica’s ticking tit bombs, thus saving a good deal of humanity from certain destruction.

Yes once again the responsibility falls to us brave Muslim men to step up and save the planet from the disastrous effects of the infidel females’ sinful sex organs. If the heathen males were not all flaming homoqueers perhaps they could adequately handle an immodestly feminine woman like Jessica Simpson, but as these busty bikini top photos prove Jessica is far too much woman for the impotent infidel men to handle.