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Taylor Swift Short Shorts Camel Toe Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 21 May 2012 19:44:03 +0000

Country music star Taylor Swift is up to her old tricks dressing like a complete whore.

As you can see in the disturbing photos below, Taylor is wearing short shorts to accentuate her long skinny milky white legs and fat vagina.

The fact that Taylor Swift’s “camel toe” can be seen in these shorts proves what we have long suspected, that after years of abuse her vagina has become an over-sized drooping bloated mess.

Miley Cyrus Mocks Christians With Slutty Outfit

Durka Durka — Mon, 21 May 2012 16:30:54 +0000

Miley Cyrus is certainly a rare woman as she possesses beauty, a healthy respect for Allah, and a great sense of humor, as the pictures below of her mocking Christians show.

Needless to say many a cave in the civilized Muslim world will echo with laughter today when these pictures of Miley dressed as a typical infidel Christian whore come over the wire.

Miley Cyrus’ comedic genius is clearly on display as she wears just a jacket shamelessly prostituting her taut body for attention like Western women do. To add insult to injury Miley is also wearing an upside down cross around her neck. Hilarious stuff and a terrific burn on the followers of the Jew God Jesus.

Pop Stars In The Year 2045

Durka Durka — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:07:17 +0000

Using recent advancements in computer aging technology, scientists in Tehran were able to determine what infidel pop stars will look like in the year 2045.

As you can see in the photo above, after years of being rode hard and put up wet the kuffar pop whores Britney Spears, Rihanna, and Lady Gaga will all age poorly.

One may notice that pop star Katy Perry is conspicuously missing from this picture, and that is because every computer simulation had her dying from a militant case of gonorrhea in the years 2022.

Selena Gomez Gets Naked To Show Off Her Tan

Durka Durka — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:32:38 +0000

Selena Gomez could not wait to get naked to show off her completely tanned teen body in the photo above.

During the hot summer months many Mexican day labors like Selena Gomez prefer to harvest lettuce in the buff. This explains Selena’s lack of tan lines, however it does not excuse her shameful lack of body hair.

There is absolutely no excuse for a woman to ever shave a single pubic, as body hair is the one attractive feature women possess. Thus making this nude photo of an almost completely hairless tan Selena Gomez completely revolting and an offense on the Muslim aesthetic.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pic With Friends

Durka Durka — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:51:05 +0000

Karadashian younger sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner donned bikinis with their nubile friends in the hopes of being purchased by a virile Muslim man.

Since their parents refuse to take them to be auctioned at market (despite being well into their breeding years) Kendall Jenner and her friends have obviously taken matters into their own hands by advertising their wares in the bikini photo above.

This is a good first step and despite their advanced age all these girls should receive tentative offers of purchase. The next step will be for the girls to submit to a maidenhead inspection by a certified cleric or Imam. If everything is as it should be, Kendall and her friends could soon be living the dream, serving at the beck and call to powerful and extremely handsome Muslim men.

Robert Downey Jr Is Adorable

Durka Durka — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:13:19 +0000

The infidel masses think Robert Downey Jr is adorable, which explains why he landed a $50 million dollar payday for his role in “The Avengers”.

Us Muslims however do not see the appeal of a recovering drug addict that likes to chase balls, shit in a sandbox, and infect babies with parasites.

No give us Donald Sutherland over Robert Downey Jr any day, as Donald has those goat-like qualities that we find irresistibly charming.

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Tight Body In A Short Dress

Durka Durka — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:38:05 +0000

Providing further proof that Islam is the one true religion, converted Muslim Miley Cyrus shows off her incredibly tight teen body in a short dress.

After seeing these Miley Cyrus photos there can be no doubting that prostrating oneself before Allah is not only good for the spirit but also the flesh.

While Christians get weak and fat stuffing their faces with wafers and wine, Muslims like Miley Cyrus are fasting and sculpting rock hard bodies while praying towards Mecca. Soon we will put our vast physical superiority to good use, and the streets will run red with the high cholesterol blood of the infidel.

Hayden Panettiere’s Breasts Are Bigger

Durka Durka — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:03:50 +0000

As you can see in the video above, actress and converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere’s breasts have miraculously gotten bigger. Praise be to Allah!

Ever since Hayden became a Muslim Allah has been bestowing blessings upon her (usually in the form of sex with us virile Muslim men), and now Allah is showing favor to Hayden once again by granting her a large bosom (a gift that infidel women have to pay good money to Jew plastic surgeons for).

It boggles the mind to think that just a year ago Hayden Panettiere was a heathen Christian with a boxy flat-chested impish body. Now she is a fully blossomed Muslim woman whose body gives testament to the greatness of Allah.

Rihanna Mocks Islam In Concert

Durka Durka — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:05:54 +0000

Rihanna went too far when she dressed up as an Arabian prostitute to mock Islam in the photo above.

Prostitution is a sacred occupation in the Islamic world, and is filled only with decent Allah fearing women who know how to please their Muslim lords. The fact that Rihanna would shame them by pretending to be part of their ranks crosses the line, and is much worse than 9/11.

A fatwa will be issued at noon prayer, calling for Rihanna to be punished for this egregious offense against Islam and our whores. Rest assured the retribution for this crime will be swift and severe. Allahu Akbar!

Emma Watson Reclining In The Nude

Durka Durka — Wed, 16 May 2012 21:04:12 +0000

It is almost summertime and that can only mean one thing, it is time for infidel whores like Emma Watson to spend lazy afternoons reclining in the nude with their legs spread.

After hot summer nights of anonymous raw dog sex with strange men, Emma Watson likes to unwind and air out her aching lady bits on her plush suede draped furniture. One can only imagine this is the same pastime shared by many infidel women in the West.

Yes this photo of a reclining nude Emma Watson is further proof that the life of an infidel is one long string of sinful depraved sex acts, and only Islam can save the world from descending into complete moral decay under the West’s influence. Allahu Akbar!