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Amanda Bynes Flashes Her Breast

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:18:10 +0000

Desperate to regain the spotlight, washed-up actress Amanda Bynes appears to have flashed her breast in the photo above.

It looks as though Amanda Bynes is leaving some Hollywood club after a night filled with heathen debauchery, when she catches sight of some paparazzi who are hopelessly looking for a celeb to photograph and decide to settle on her. Obviously Amanda tries to seize the moment by casually dropping her shirt from her shoulder exposing her sinful lady breast.

No doubt this is just the shot in the arm Amanda Bynes’ career needed, and thanks to the Zionists in Hollywood we will now be forced to see her once again starring in awful movies. This truly is a dark day for humanity.

Selena Gomez Brazilian Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:19:54 +0000

Selena Gomez is right at home showing off her butt in a bikini like the other wanton heathen women in Brazil.

Brazil is a nation obsessed with soccer and butt sex, so it is not surprising to see Selena Gomez down there with her bikini bottom firmly stuffed up her ass and not a soccer ball in sight.

These Brazilian Selena Gomez bikini pics clearly show that the former Disney star is trolling for anal. Selena obviously felt a desperate need for a good rectal stretching, and since a Muslim man would certainly split her in 2 with his powerful meat stick she has settled for a Brazilian backdoor banging.

Emma Stone Offensive Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:42:41 +0000

Actress and soulless ginger, Emma Stone offends Islam in the bikini pictures below.

As all Muslims know, Allah creates gingers like Emma Stone as a form of punishment for sins in a previous life (like being a Jew or lecherous woman). To pay for these past transgressions, gingers go through life being ridiculed and never feeling the sun on their sinful pasty skin.

However, due to the Jew science of sunblock, gingers like Emma Stone now have the capability to defy Allah’s will and expose their disgusting bodies to the light of day, and that is just what Emma Stone is doing in the bikini pictures below.

What an offense to Islam! If Emma Stone does not want to add a “d” to the end of her last name then she must repent immediately and never wear a bikini again.

Proud Muslim M.I.A. Gives America The Finger

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:03:25 +0000

Proud Muslim superstar M.I.A. crashed the halftime show at the Super Bowl and gave the American people the finger.

As you can see in the photo above taken at halftime during the Super Bowl, M.I.A. (Muslimina Infiltrating America) totally upstaged the old hag and Zionist shill Madonna by giving the finger to the millions of fat American slobs sitting at home watching the game.

What a credit M.I.A. is to the Muslim religion! Not only does she do an hilarious impression of a kuffar “urban” woman rapping, but she uses this talent to infiltrate infidel culture and tell the American devils to go f*ck themselves. M.I.A. truly is an inspiration to Muslims everywhere. Allahu Akbar!

Katy Perry In A Thong

Durka Durka — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:35:13 +0000

Pop star Katy Perry flaunts her shameful thong in the photo above.

Why infidel women like Katy Perry enjoy walking around with cloth stuck up their butt in these so called “thongs” boggles the mind. One can not help but assume it is to tantalize the degenerate infidel male.

However, as a Muslim man I do not see the appeal. The only things stuck up Katy Perry’s ass that would turn me on are an IED and my cock. Allahu Akbar!

Christina Hendricks Shows Off Her Breeding Potential

Durka Durka — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:20:45 +0000

Christina Hendricks shows off her breeding potential to us pious Muslim men in the new issue of Cosmo.

Christina knows that Cosmo is the preferred magazine of Muslims shopping for a 2nd or 3rd wife, so it is the perfect place for her to flaunt her bountiful breasts and wide child bearing hips.

No doubt clan leaders, imams, and possibly even Sheiks, will be interested in purchasing Christina Hendricks as she could birth and nourish many a future Jihadist with her womanly frame. For Christina’s sake let us hope her maidenhead is still intact so that she may fetch top dollar at market.

Taylor Swift Farts During Interview

Durka Durka — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:20:29 +0000

As we have extensively documented on this site, country music star Taylor Swift is an uncouth infidel whore who is not fit for decent Muslim society. That is why it should come as no surprise that this disgusting harlot farted during an interview then tried to play it off like it was not her.

In the video above it is quite evident that Taylor Swift ripped a juicy fart, and instead of fessing up she tries to pretend she doesn’t know where the smell of stale lube and pickle juice is coming from.

With this video Taylor Swift has once again proven that she is nothing more than a filthy liar. The fact that the brain dead infidel masses continue to look up to this girl is further proof that Western society stinks worse than Taylor’s farts.

Emma Watson In A Corset For Harry Potter 3D

Durka Durka — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:47:38 +0000

In a effort to profit from the 3D craze, it appears as though the Zionists will be re-releasing “Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince” using RealD 3D technology.

To celebrate, this limited edition Emma Watson in a corset 3D poster has been issued. If you are a sadist and had the proper 3D viewing goggles it would look like Emma Watson was coming right at you dressed like this with that wanton look in her eye. A truly terrifying experience!

Jennifer Lawrence Sucks At Basketball

Durka Durka — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:41:20 +0000

Jennifer Lawrence, the star of the upcoming movie “The Hunger Games”, was photographed making a fool of herself playing basketball in the pics below.

Jennifer looks like a complete spaz on the court, and her shots were bricks that she would be lucky to have hit the rim. Not to mention that Jennifer Lawrence’s outfit is not even close to something a basketball player would wear. Can you imagine LeBron James in tight yoga pants like that? Sure he could pull it off, but it would be quite distracting especially to his teammate Chris Bosh.

Yes these pics below of Jennifer Lawrence attempting to play basketball are further proof of why women should never be allowed to pursue athletics, as they always end up looking foolish. Allahu Akbar!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Vandalizes Black Woman’s Van

Durka Durka — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:33:17 +0000

As you can see in the photo above, newly converted Muslim Jennifer Love Hewitt demonstrates her understanding of the teachings of Islam by vandalizing a black woman’s van.

Jennifer Love Hewitt noticed one Shanice Collins with her 6 children outside a Popeyes in Santa Monica. When Love Hewitt approached Shanice and demanded to know where her male chaperone was, Shanice informed her that “she ain’t got no man”.

As Jennifer is now a devout Muslim and versed in the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad, she was forced to teach Shanice a lesson by painting the word “Whore” in lamb’s blood on her van. Truly Jennifer Love Hewitt has made a remarkable transformation from Hollywood whore to righteous Muslimina in record time. Praise be to Allah!