It is almost summertime and that can only mean one thing, it is time for infidel whores like Emma Watson to spend lazy afternoons reclining in the nude with their legs spread.

After hot summer nights of anonymous raw dog sex with strange men, Emma Watson likes to unwind and air out her aching lady bits on her plush suede draped furniture. One can only imagine this is the same pastime shared by many infidel women in the West.

Yes this photo of a reclining nude Emma Watson is further proof that the life of an infidel is one long string of sinful depraved sex acts, and only Islam can save the world from descending into complete moral decay under the West’s influence. Allahu Akbar!

Jennifer Lawrence attempts being sexy in the disturbing swimsuit video above.

Clearly this video is from Jennifer’s audition for “The Hunger Games”, as this appears to be the lead up to the scene in which Jennifer’s character “Katniss” sucks off the other tributes in the enchanted forest to prevent another troll war… or something.

Yes this is the type of behavior that lands a girl leading roles in heathen Hollywood. Is it any wonder that the Zionists use women like Jennifer Lawrence to assault Islam with debauchery?

Yesterday Kim Kardashian’s lawyer forced the (cowardly) website IMDB to remove the extremely accurate biography on Kim’s profile.

Luckily we were able to copy the bio before Kim had it removed (screenshot here), and have transcribed it below. The only inaccuracy of note is that Kim is “talented” in the bedroom, as you can see in this video from her sex tape.

Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the “famous for being famous” faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity. Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim’s “celebrity”, Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV “stars”.

Porn pioneer Harry Reems has commented how surprised he is at how porn stars like Jenna Jameson are accepted now in mainstream culture. His life was ruined by his participation in porn in its “Golden Years”. As for Paris Hilton andKim Kardashian, the release (accidental or not-so-accidental) of boudoir tapes didn’t result in shame but celebration. America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It’s always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place.

The backlash against Kardashian has been ugly. Commenting on Kim and her family, the stars of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” (2007), English actor Daniel Craig told “GQ” magazine, “You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a [expletive] idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’”

_Madmen (2007)_ star ‘Jon Hamm’ was even more direct, saying in an “Elle” magazine interview, “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. ” He went on to say, “Being a [expletive] idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture. You’re rewarded significantly.”

In the wake of Kim and her family members signing a new four-year $40 million deal for their show, Jonah Hill joined in on the pile-up, saying that, “The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like ‘Mad Men’ is disgusting.”

In the decadence that is America of the $15-trillion deficit and no serious plans from either part for a solution to the economic problems of the “Great Recession”, Kim Kardashian is welcomed to her second White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. in 2012 and made fun of not only by host Jimmy Kimmel but by the President of the United States, Barack Obama, himself and laughs merrily at the merriment. That the women’s fame rests on the February 2007 “leaking” of a four-year-old home sex (for which she ultimately received $5 million from Vivid Entertainment) is an apt metaphor for socio-economic-cultural malaise in Washington and the country beyond, where everything seems to be run by amoral prostitutes in bed with each other and merely out for a buck.

Actress Natalie Portman was photographed through the window of her home sitting around completely naked. How dare Natalie violate the sense of propriety of this poor peeping tom photographer by exposing her nude body like this.

The Qur’an is very clear that a woman must be covered in a burka at all times. The fact that Natalie Portman thinks it is OK to just sit around naked in front of a window corrupting the good men who scale her security fence to peep through her blinds is outrageous.

Natalie Portman must be punished for this most brazen act of sluttery. A stoning is definitely in order, but only after Natalie services those who she has inflicted with impure thoughts by the exposing of her tight nude body. Thus is the will of Allah!

Country music star Carrie Underwood has disgraced her husband, hockey player Mike Fisher, by posing for the ridiculously slutty pictures below.

Carrie Underwood is a married woman she should be at home serving and honoring her husband by making him sandwiches, emptying his chamber pot, and rearing him sons, not out prostituting her body like this.

If Mike Fisher had any balls he would take his hockey stick to Carrie Underwood for this insult. Of course if he really had balls his woman wouldn’t be out of control in the first place, so the task of setting Carrie Underwood straight will have to fall to his closest male relative.

One thing is for certain if Carrie Underwood is not immediately punished and brought to heel people will say the Fisher clan is weak, and under Sharia law they will be stripped of their lands or titles.

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The movie “The Avengers” has been a tremendous success for Zionist Hollywood setting numerous box office records in its first 2 weeks in theaters.

Already it has been announced that there will be an Avengers sequel, which will feature a new superhero, and speculation has been rampant on who that superhero might be… until now!

As you can see in the exclusive video above, the new member of the Avengers team is none other than Shaniqua Johnson. One of the lesser known Marvel superheros Shaniqua possess the power of the “booty pop”, she also has a heightened sense of entitlement for government aide, and is super humanly fertile.

Pop star Katy Perry shows off her shameful female body in a tight leather bodysuit in the photos below.

If Katy Perry thinks she can get us Muslim men to forget that she is damaged goods and want to have sex with her simply by prostituting her sinful feminine curves in slutty leather outfits she is sorely mistaken.

No amount of skanky outfits are going to reconstruct Katy’s maidenhead, and only homoqueer infidel men have sex with women who are not virgins. Probably because they hope that some other dude’s ejaculate will be inside and splash on their tiny dicks.

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Beautiful Muslimina Miley Cyrus spreads eagle in the picture above as she prepares to be entered by a Muslim man.

As you can see Miley Cyrus is wearing a ceremonial sex burka while being supported by several man servants as she spreads her legs wide in preparation for the receiving of an enormous virile Muslim’s manhood into her lady box.

Miley is about to embark upon a journey so intense that many women lose consciousness, some never to awake. When a Muslim’s powerful tunic snake splits her open ecstasy will wash over her body, and Miley will get just a glimpse of the glory of Allah. Truly a powerful religious experience that a limp-dicked infidel male could never replicate.

Former Disney star and current Mexican degenerate Selena Gomez is suffering from an eating disorder.

As you can see by the glutinous look on Selena Gomez’s face in the photo above she is clearly a bulimic. Which means that she is going to stuff her gullet full of cupcakes, and then retreat to the bathroom to throw them up while fingering her stinky vagina.

Bulimia is a disorder prevalent with over-privileged infidel girls like Selena because instead of being fed only table scraps so that they learn the value of food, Western women are allowed to eat whatever and whenever they choose.

Of course like all women Selena Gomez is weak of mind and will, so when left to her own devices it is not surprising that even a simple task like eating becomes an outlet for immodesty and sexual deviance.

The above picture of what appears to be country music star Taylor Swift topless has just been leaked to the Internet. Compare it to the one below of Taylor taken just a few months ago at the “People’s Choice Awards” and judge for yourself.

Of course we have been down this road with Taylor Swift before when she threatened to sue this holy Islamic celebrity gossip site for posting this alleged topless photo.

If Taylor Swift was not so blatantly promiscuous with her overtly sexual song lyrics and revealing clothing, we would not suspect her of taking this topless picture to get attention. However, as it stands Taylor still sings about spending time with boys sans a male relative chaperone, and is constantly flaunting her uncovered arms and bare knees in slutty outfits.

With all this evidence piling up against her what is a reasonable Muslim man to think, but that this is a topless photo of Taylor Swift and that she must be punished swiftly and severely in Sharia court for her crimes against morality.