Actor James Gandolfini suffered a massive heart attack and died earlier today at the age of 51.

Of course James Gandolfini is best known for playing a wizard in “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, as well as in the new film “The Hobbit”.

James Gandolfini is survived by his wife Deborah Lin, 5 calzones, 3 pounds of prosciutto, and 2 dozen of his beloved cannolis. Gandolfini’s family has reportedly requested that he be buried with the cannolis.

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Teen Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande appears to be hosing down her filthy naked body while in a bath in the photo above.

No doubt a girl like Ariana Grande is covered in layer upon layer of caked on spunk, and she must spend hours in the bath scrubbing her nude body with boiling water just to keep the flies at bay.

Unfortunately for Ariana Grande her naked body will never be clean in the eyes of us Muslims no matter how much delousing she attempts, and only the cleansing power of a righteous stoning followed by an eternity burning in the hellfire can purify her now.

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Miley Cyrus models the latest in Muslim men’s swimwear in the sexy photos below.

Of course a woman must remain covered in a burka at all times, but since Miley Cyrus has such a pleasingly unfeminine look, it is certainly halal for her to model swimsuits for us Muslim men.

This particular swimsuit comes straight out of Mecca, and is all the rage in the Islamic world. Notice the shoulder straps to provide support for our massive Muslim genitals, and the form fitting rear to accentuate our hairy muscular buttock.

Thanks to Miley Cyrus’ excellent modeling, this summer from Tehran to Tikrit you’ll be seeing us Muslim men strutting our stuff in this extremely fashionable swimsuit.

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Lil Wayne is being praised throughout the Islamic world, after a video of the rapper stepping all over the American flag was released to the Web.

As you can see in the video below, Lil Wayne is performing in front of what looks like a welfare office when a giant American flag drops down behind him. Lil Wayne then proceeds to repeatedly drag his dirty feet across the flag while mumbling what sounds like verses from the holy Qur’an.

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It looks as though the unrated DVD release of the snuff film “Spring Breakers” will feature former Disney stars Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens naked and spread eagle.

In the film Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are part of a rag tag group of sluts who suck and f*ck their way around St. Petersburg, FL while on an “epic Spring Break” vacation.

Producers had to cut nearly 16 hours of improvised hardcore sex scenes (mostly involving Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and groups of black men), so that the film could keep its R rating. However, the unrated release will reportedly show everything, including an infamous scene featuring Selena Gomez, a watermelon, some buffalo wings, and the Orlando Magic basketball team.

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“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara just tweeted the above photo of herself taking a siesta by the pool while in a thong.

Sofia Vergara must be having a flashback to her days in a Tijuana brothel were she would use her big brown ass in a thong to entice the gringo Johns.

However, Sofia Vergara needs to remember that she is in America now, and she is being paid to scrub toilets not laze around the pool taking photos of her butt ripping rancid taco farts. Perhaps Sofia Vergara should be sent to work in the lettuce fields until she learns a proper appreciation for her role in society.

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Before Nicki Minaj was the raunchy ghetto hood rat whose gibberish rap lyrics captivated the degenerate infidel masses, she was just another fugly middle class black girl.

Nicki Minaj was able to undergo this startling transformation through the Jew sciences of plastic surgery and marketing. The first helped Nicki cartoonishly enhance her sex organs, and the later taught her to make music appealing to the base instincts of sex and violence.

Yes Nicki Minaj has certainly come a long way, and made a lot of money selling depravity for the Zionist entertainment machine. Unfortunately for Nicki fame is a fickle mistress, and the Jews have already begone grooming her replacement (see below).

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A photo of what appears to be Amanda Bynes nude has just leaked to the Web.

It looks as though Amanda Bynes is completely naked while in a crack house, and considering Amanda’s reported proclivity for smoking both the rock and black poles it is clear that she is smiling from ear to ear as she has just had her fill of both.

Yes this Amanda Bynes nude photo is yet another cry for attention from this washed up child star. May Allah see fit to smite this coal burner with AIDS before she offends us further with her shameful nude body.

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Back in the early days of the Interwebs, model Kelly Brook was considered quite the seductress and pictures of her magnificent titters were highly valued.

Of course in those days Kelly Brook’s breasts were perky and as firm as our Muslim desire to eradicate the Zionist menace. However, as you can see in the topless beach candids below, Kelly Brooks boobies are now saggy and soft like the waistline of the heathen American people.

Yes Kelly Brook and her tits had their time in the spotlight, and almost certainly knew the joy of being motorboated by bearded Muslims while serving in a Damascus brothel. It is just a shame Kelly did not preserve her honor by martyring herself in a deadly boobie bomb attack on the infidels, before becoming just another droopy tittied old whore.

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Vivid Entertainment, the company behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape, is reportedly in talks to release the Kim Kardashian birth tape.

The 4 hour video was filmed this Saturday as Kim Kardashian gave birth to her bastard child with rapper Kanye West, and will be the first chance Kim Kardashian fans get to see fluids and a big black thing come OUT of Kim’s vagina.

Some highlights of the Kim Kardashian birth tape include:

• A disinterested Kanye West texting on his cell phone throughout the birth
• Kim’s mother Kris Jenner negotiating the rights with E! to televise the baby’s first BM
• The baby easily crawling out of Kim Kardashian gaping vagina hole
• Kim’s sister Khloe gnawing through the umbilical cord
• Stepfather Bruce Jenner devouring the afterbirth for its purported health benefits

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