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Comment on Christopher Hitchens is dreadfully tired of watching you masturbate by fattbottom

fattbottom — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:47:06 +0000

Its strange that although you can’t get your dick up here on earth, you’re implying you’ll be able to in hell. I didn’t think that’s how it works in hell, but I’ll take your word for it.

Comment on Christopher Hitchens is dreadfully tired of watching you masturbate by Iron Fister

Iron Fister — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:10:37 +0000

Grandma’s dead huh? Makes sense. I wouldn’t have thought you were of good genetic stock.

Don’t worry, I’ll see her in hell eventually. But I’d prefer you say your prayers motherfucker. I don’t need you in hell spoiling my good time with your grandmother.

Comment on Christopher Hitchens is dreadfully tired of watching you masturbate by fattbottom

fattbottom — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:30:23 +0000

My grandma’s dead. I hope you join her soon.

Comment on Christopher Hitchens is dreadfully tired of watching you masturbate by Iron Fister

Iron Fister — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:38:35 +0000

I thought about it and it doesn’t make any sense. The only reasonable conclusion I could come up with is that your grandmother uses a replica iron fist when she probes your self-professed fat bottom. Either that or she just really hates you.

Comment on Jennifer Hudson Receives Pity Grammy Noms by Iron Fister

Iron Fister — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:35:36 +0000

Hey Anon, I wish you never clicked on this site either. Horrible comment. Cuntbird.

Comment on Christopher Hitchens is dreadfully tired of watching you masturbate by fattbottom

fattbottom — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:35:31 +0000

I thought you were my grandmother,I.F.

Think about it…

Comment on Jennifer Hudson Receives Pity Grammy Noms by Anon

Anon — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:49:07 +0000

I wish I never clicked on this site. Horrible title. Asshole.

Comment on Christopher Hitchens is dreadfully tired of watching you masturbate by Iron Fister

Iron Fister — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:42:22 +0000

Hey Jimmy Jihad, thanks for the post! Did you know Fatbottom’s grandmother is dreadfully tired of watching him masturbate? He forces her to do it. Ties her up and shit. It’s weird.

Comment on Oprah’s Holocaust Hi Jinx by Iron Fister

Iron Fister — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:40:23 +0000

Hey Jimmy Jihad, shut the fuck up and come with more content motherfucker. I’m tired of having to provide all the punchlines around here. However, I will take your advice and stay classy… cuntfoot.

Hey Shit Sandwich, I like your style. However, you are a commentor on this board and therefore my sworn enemy. I have a simple two-word review of you: Shark Sandwich.

And last, but certainly least, Hey Fatbottom, at least I don’t have an unhealthy fascination with my mother’s clitoris like you.

See you on the next article motherfuckers.

Comment on Oprah’s Holocaust Hi Jinx by Shit Sandwich

Shit Sandwich — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:19:22 +0000

Also,

You know how you could tell Frey was lying? He talked like a pillow biter yet had these grandiose stories where he was all “hard” and shit. Give me a break. Ass-spelunking does not make a boy a man.