Zooey Deschanel Naked Picture

Zooey Deschanel naked


“New Girl” star and recent divorcee Zooey Deschanel appears to show her naked body in the picture above.


Even though she is damaged goods, and was tossed to the curb by her husband. Zooey Deschanel thinks that if she just prostitutes her nude milky white body she will be able to ensnare another man.


That may be true in the heathen West because (for reasons beyond the understanding of us high-minded Muslims) infidel men routinely pick through each others trash while looking for a wife. Of course in the civilized Islamic world we don’t recycle garbage women like Zooey Deschanel we incinerate them.

 

  • Anubis

    What a disgustingly depraved whore. At least those milk jugs could feed many young jihadists.

    • Imam Khalid

      She is a bony whore but she could be useful as a wet nurse or maybe even a plow puller.

      A steady diet of dates, figs, goat milk and pita bread along with a healthy well digging regiment and the occasional beating could help put this anorexic, uppity Western bitch on the path to glorious transformation.

      We must make use of all of the resources Allah (SWT) has been kind enough to bestow upon us.

      • Kwame

        Why dont you dumb MuSLIMES go have a orgy with your dancing boys and camels.

        • Anubis

          Kwame nigger -

          You still flapping your big congo lips on this holy Islamic site? You’re probably a typical lazy assed groid on welfare leeching off the hard working class who are struggling in Obonga’s failed economy to pay their bills, and them having to support worthless leeches of society like you.

          The main thing that niggers “contribute” to society is having the largest percentage of AIDS and committing the most crimes. Your worst enemy are yourselves. Most niggers are killed from “black on black” crimes, and of course the primary perpetrators for spreading AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases, then blaming others for their own self caused deplorable existence.

          Most don’t even know their own fathers because black bitches are such filthy whores, cranking out more bastard pickaninnies so as to leech even more welfare money along with obtaining food stamps.

          It is no wonder why even the most docile, kind hearted civilized people detest ugly groids, not wanting to live anywhere near them , even if they don’t admit it openly in public.

          Jigaboos moving into a nice neighborhood causes property values to plummet. When niggers move in trashing the neighborhood, this causes a chain reaction of whites, asians and others who eventually move further away. That is why the inner cities have become nigger filth, run down crime ridden cesspools.

          • Someone

            How many niggers start wars and enslave people because they look different.

          • holy defender of asslickin

            These facts are true anubis but how could you encourage young jihadis to suckle on the breast of such a boggly eyed inbred whore without someone elses body photoshoped on her she would be exposed as the hermaphrodite she is you to khalid to say she could be a wet nurse do you want the young jihadis drinking man milk you two have alot of respect on this site please explain to the young jihadis to beware of such horrifically ugly trannies

          • Zohair – The Gay One

            Its got the look of a homeless dog that wants to sniff your ass someone put it out of its misery

          • THE SHADOW.

            listen your worthless sleezy,son of a donkey,,that would be MR.NIGGA,TO YOU.I AIN’T
            ON WELFARE.DON’T HAVE AIDS,LIKE YOU,AND MOST OF ALL,I AM A BUFFALO,SOLDIER(usarmy),i am also a member of the UNITED STATES MARINE CORP,I MAY BE ON A PENSION,DISABLED,BUT I GOT THIS WAY DEFENDING MY CHRISTIAN BELIEFS,MY FAMILY,AND MY COUNTRY.OK SHITTURD.I HAVE A COLLEGE EDUCATION.I DON’T LIVE IN THE GETTO.YOU SHOULD STICK TO TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF AND NOT ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.I GOT A BULLET FOR YOUR KIND.YOU ARE A SAND MONKEY.

    • UNKNOWN HOMOQUEER

      Uh excuse me guys, i have been told to give a messege to the following “powerful muslim men” and they are: Abdulla The Butcher, Hashim the destroyer of Evil, Rasul, Kahlid and Anubis. The messege says this, quote

      ” THIS IS THE HEAD DJ SPEAKIN SO LISTEN UP, WE HAS SEEN AND HAVE HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID IGNORANT POINTLESS YAKKING SO IT WILL BE SOON TIME FOR THE BUTT PUMPING SQUAD TO EMERGE FROM OUR GLORYHOLES AND ASS FUCK EACH OTHER INTO A COMA!

      TO THE SO CALLED POWERFUL MUSLIM MEN, DONT CROSS US AND DONT BOTHER WITH YOUR EMPTY THREATS AND YOUR WEAK SAUCE INSULTS FOR IT DO U NO GOOD TO TRY AND STOP US FROM SWALLOWING THICK SALTY LOADS FROM NIGGERS AND SPICS!!

      TAKE DOWN THIS SITE OR WE WILL PARTICIPATE IN A 12 MAN CIRCLE JERK WITH THE STANKEST COONS WE CAN FIND!!! LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL SEE OUR PROLAPSED ANUSES!!!

      THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY WARRNING CUZ THE SQUAD DONT GIVE A SECOND ONE!!!! BUT WE GIVE LOTS OF HEAD TO HOMELESS NIGGERS AND SMELLY HOBOS!!!!

      THE BUTT PUMPING SQUAD HAS SPOKEN!!!”

      unquote and end of messege. Well thats what it said. Wow, judging from all that, they sound very serious. And…oh my god, that was The BJ Squad, NO WAY!!

      • Anubis

        Unknown Dick Jizz infidel queer -

        It is unwise to admit you’re a flaming infidel homoqueer, because nigger boy Kwame may get all excited flapping his big congo lips, and stick his diseased ape appendage into your hairy homo ass.

        • Kai

          The sad thing is, Anubis, that any true Muslim man would not insult an American in such ways. All you are is an internet troll, and a poor one at that. Also, true Muslim men wouldn’t be running a website with naked women all over it. Obviously you don’t even understand the religion you are impersonating.

    • Pervert

      I would let Zooey shit on me while we were having sex, is that wrong?

      • Zohair – The Gay One

        I once let a goat shit on me while i was having sex with it she does look somewhat similar id give it a go pervert who cares what other people think

    • lanny

      go fuck yourself you dumb raghead

  • Kwame

    That is one pale ass bitch.

    • Anubis

      Her skin color is quite attractive, it’s the naked depravity that is offensive to us pious Muslims. Jigaboos would love to be able to mate with a white gal, asian and even a beaner. But no one would ever want to fool around with a filthy shitskin negress, with pubic hair growing out of their heads. Great Allah does have a sense of humor after all when he created niggers.

      Sickle Cell Anemia is referred to as the Great White Hope.

    • Grand Kleagle Otis

      Koon Kwame – every other human being (read: human beings, not niggers) is grateful she is not a fecal colored groid.

      Now, get back to picking them banana you black assed motherfucker.

      KKK

      • Kwame

        You are a fecal colored cracker… bird feces. I bet you cant tell if a bird shit on you cuz you both white and smell like shit.

        • Anubis

          jigaboo spook.Kwame -

          Mr. Boo, what’s the difference between dog shit and niggers?
          When dog shit gets old it turns white and quits stinking!

      • wizenedowl

        nice milk jugs!

    • White Knight

      Kwame

      Anyone next to your black ass would be considered pale.

    • UNKNOWN HOMOQUEER

      I found Koon Kwame/Black Knigger on YouTube…….

      youtube.com/watch?v=6_pV0H5ieiw

  • The Truth

    There is no woman so hot that some other man wasn’t tired of putting up with her bullshit.

    That goes double for Zooey Deschanel and her nasal voiced bitch sister, too.

  • Akinfenwha The Tank

    I would take her, strip her down and cover her in a liquid…

    …called Sulphuric Acid. Not even worthy to plow the fields or work in a sweatshop alongside Harlots like Kim Kardashian.

  • MUSLIM SLAYER

    STFU crack head useless camel humping scum

  • Alissa DiCarlo

    “Crack head useless camel humping scum?” Hmm. My father used to call me that when I was around 11 years old when my pussy didn’t get wet enough for him while he was fucking me. He was such a jerk.

  • Alissa DiCarlo

    He could’ve just spit on his dick as it was going in and out right? But nooo. He had to kick my ass.

    • Fuckbitchesgetmoney

      If I was yo father I would have made your pussy wet then fucked u hard and u would have liked it

  • Rajid

    Ms. DiCarlo, your family was a bit dysfunctional I think.

    • Bob the builder

      Lol ya just a little

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    While you dumb infidels are jacking your tiny peckers to this shaved albino ape….I’ll be sticking my “man root” so far up Brother Hashim’s ass that there will be jizz flying out his nostrils.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Imposter mofo

      I just finished unloading the jizz from my big, hairy Muslim balls into your mother’s face.

      Also, if you hurry home…you can lick off the “dirty sanchez” I gave her as a parting gift.

      eat shit and die mofo

    • Moshe Dayan

      Anal Abdullah the Buttfucker,

      By your own admission you are one big homoqueer. I’m sure Homo Hashim’s tonsils are red and inflamed by all the sperm you’ve injected into his oral orifice. You need execution boy!

      Eat shit and die mofo

  • jew boy

    she is no Katy Perry

  • wizenedowl

    a negress? wat a weird name to give ur mother? am astonished that she sports pubic hair on her head! its possible that u sport pubic hair for a beard too!

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      wizzed_on_nigger

      A nigress is a female nigger you dumbass.

      and yes…all you niggers have pubic hair on your thick ape skulls and pubic hair beards on the black assholes who can grow a beard.

  • USMCINFANTRY

    keep up the good fight! keep on making the rest of us happy with your pictures! while your bitching and moaning about the pictures your posting on this site, how many of the complainers do you think are waxing the one eyed weasel as they bitch?

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      usmc_faggotry

      shut up ass-clown.

      you fag americans now have the world’s only all gay military.

      Ha…….Don’t ask-don’t tell was replaced by…”don’t pump real hard and he won’t yell.”

      • hallahatyaboi

        Hey abdullah I just wanted to tell you that a worldwide study of what every countries favorite porn is and the funny thing is that the middle east searched for gay porn and since porn is against your supposed Muslim/Islam religion I ask you how did you find this website? There’s a belief among you’re people that Allah cannot see inside your homes and that being true or not god/Allah can still see into you’re mind and heart you should beg for his forgiveness and give yourself to him on the most high Allah be willing you might actually be able to do something with your life instead of searching for porn on the web . Allah be praised because he is god the creator the all father the lord of hosts

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    She seems to demonstrate a level of “trainability” here…..nude on her hands and knees puts her in perfect floor-cleaning or poppy-pulling or camel-dung sweeping position whilst allowing for full access from her male “relatives”………and other jihadists….

    ….assuming of course that no dancing boys are available….

  • Ben

    You’re not a real woman until to pose naked; after all that’s what makes a woman have have; how nice they’d be to fuck and look at inbetween. Our Western women as SO enlightened and liberated (from thinking for themselves).

  • Ben

    You’re not a real woman until to pose naked; after all that’s what makes a woman have value; how nice they’d be to fuck and look at inbetween. Our Western women as SO enlightened and liberated (from thinking for themselves). We prescribe sexualising culture to our women just like fundie Islam prescribes burqas to Musilm women. Just in Islam just one way to be good; ie “modesty”, in consumer neo-liberal capitalism theirs lots of ways to be “good”; ie sexy.

  • Ben

    Is this whole site just about taking legitimate issues and concerns and turning them into a way to slander Islam? What a bloody waste energy. You inbred xtian nazis ought to be ashamed.

  • AllahAkbarIsTheDumbestSoundingShitEver

    I would fuck the living shit out of Zoey Dechanel omg

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      anus_sniffing_ mofo

      I would shoot you with the AK-47, until the barrel needed changing.

      • Dumb

        You would never see me when I use my Beret .5O Cal from a half a mile away.

      • HA

        Or when America [fuck yeah] blows up you and all of your buddies’ tents with an AC-13O gunship HAHAHAHAHAHA

        Or when they take a fully loaded Apache chopper to your home village and destroy all of your friends and family and all of their friends in less than 3 seconds.

        HAHAHAHAHA

        Study a real religion by the way buddy. Muhammed was a lying fool who knew nothing of god.

        • Funny shit

          There’s actually YouTube videos of AC-13O’s doing that if anyone wants to get a good laugh.

        • Fuckbitchesgetmoney

          Yes I’m wit u ha these Muslim. Arab Fags are going to get blown up again by da USA

  • hans

    I sink you Schweinehunde all need Jesus.
    Jawohl!

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      hans christian asshole

      I think you had best shut up before you get stoned.

      • Stoned?!?

        I like getting stoned!

  • an American

    muslimes what a joke you people are, you people aren’t fit enough to do a day’s work, the only reason you work in convienience stores is because you’re too lazy and stupid to hold a real job, go home and hopefully you’ll be shot

    • Imam Khalid

      We run convenience stores as a front for freedom fighting operations against the infidels. Never set foot in another 7-11, mofo.

      You are now marked for the special Ricin Slurpee, cock mongler.

      Since you are likely a Jew or crypto Jew, your fate is sealed.

      Why?

      Because it’s free!

  • Im eight

    Thats hot, i cummed

    • Johnny Rotten

      Do you want to see the age of nine? Get out of here kid.

  • Jim

    When will you ignorant camel jockeys realize that Allah is not real he was made up by your faggot ass child molesting prophet Muhammad. The sooner you realize that the U.S will wipe your kind from existence and your god is false the sooner you can join normal society where 98% of people don’t rape our children or use them as bombs.

  • USA FOREVER

    If you guys are Jihadists like you say you are, why aren’t you speaking in the HOLY ARABIC language? I thought English wasn’t good enough for you dumbasses.

  • Lee

    She is an amazing beautiful woman with a great body and any man would be lucky just to be able to kiss the ground she walks on.

    • holy defender of asslickin

      Cant you see you fool hollywood is trying to fool us into thinking ugly heads like zoodog are hot that way all the good looking women will end up being prostitutes with low self esteem and cheap hourly rate look up zoodog detransexual without make up even abdullah the butchers rectum is less offensive

  • anthony

    can i be your lover?

  • Umar the Brown

    Too white.

    Needs to tan out in the Kuwaitii sun digging wells.

    • hallahatyaboi

      Hey are you a Mexican cause you look like a Mexican hey do you know how to make tortillas?

  • Josh

    Is this a real web site?
    I just can’t believe that some people really think this way. If you don’t like other cultures, jus look away from it.

    Or is this just a government propaganda site that tells lies about the “bad guys” across the ocean, inorder to fill our heads with lies?

  • neutralist

    do u know what jihad even means?

  • Someone

    What’s going on here on this site. Naked photos everywhere and naked adverts everywhere. How do infidel haters even have the strength to make an account here.

  • Muhammed-is-a-liar

    You have all been deceived by the great deceiver Satan.

    Your so-called prophet [who incidentally didn't make any prophecies] was a liar who made up a religion to justify and satiate his own need for conquest, lust, and riches.

    He had sex with a child.

    Your “religion” is nothing but a collection of Old Testament stories followed by Pagan rituals, followed by incoherent ramblings of violence.

    Jesus, the only Son of God, is your only hope. Jesus is the only way into heaven.

    I cannot pass judgement but I fear for all of your everlasting salvation. I will pray for you all and love you all [and not with gay butt sex or angry oral rape].

    Here is some information for any of you not too closed minded [which I realize is a long stretch for the group I'm talking to] to delve into the facts. These facts are from Middle Eastern historians not Western historians so it comes straight from the source and is not biased for Western culture.

    • Jesus

      So what your saying is it is biased for middle eastern culture?

    • Tom Richards

      Despite my lack of faith in a higher power being God/Gods or whatever you choose to believe isn’t equality far more important? What rights does anyone have to criticise another in such a way, what is taking place here is nothing shy of racism and those with faith forcing there views on another, now is that right? I think not.

  • Dirty brown skins

    You bunch of dirty smelly rotten asians. Allah can suck my white western ball sack haha f u all.

  • 666Satan

    Fuck you jihad you should be destroyed you infedels

  • Muck

    Was Muhammed gay? I’ve heard that he was.

    • fagfucker

      he was for sure

  • Love

    My friends. May god, Allah, our creator guide me in these words.

    I ask for you all to be blessed. I ask that our most holy and loving father protect us all from the hate in the world. I ask for us all to realize that none are perfect or sinless in his eyes regardless of faith, creed, nationality or education.

    The fight we all see is one of powers and principalities. We can all agree regardless of Muslim or Christian values, backgrounds, even Buddhists that life is to be valued and the ultimate goal is to obtain perfect harmony with our creator.

    Please, I beg of you, cast no stones. Say no curses. Bless everyone regardless if they disagree with you and your values. Be of good cheer. The wonderful thing we are all blessed with is the ability to choose whom we associate with. If you choose not to hang out with me that’s okay, I still love you. If you find anger in your heart please, act not.

    Our battle for liberty, freedom, love, harmony, and against the forces of darkness, Satan, and all evil wages enough anger in this world. Our relationship with the creator is sacred and surly cannot be forced unless it is fake and in-genuine.

    Hate me if you must, I still ask my holy father to bless you with wisdom, love, and prosperity.

    Love me if you will and my prayer shall not change.

    Please my friends, open your eyes and see the battle for our souls rangers not in this earthly realm but the hearts of all humans.

  • Shiva

    Fuck all you fuckin racist fuckers, I’ma come down there and bitch slap all of you fucking bigots. Why don’t you light yourselves on fire and remove your filthy stain of hate from the world?

  • TAFA

    this site is a disgrace to islam. coming from a muslim.

  • squaddie

    I have nothing but respect for REAL muslims however the gimps that started this “debate” are PATHETIC and have no balls to say these things out loud because they are cowards, the only mongs that think like you but HAVE balls just spent 6 months getting WIPED OUT by me and my mates in Afghanistan, cant wait to go back, grow a pair and ill see you there, through my cross hair!

  • Dick

    You fucking retards it’s clearly not real.. lol

  • Jordan

    I want to fuck her in her white pussy while she moans and yells fuck my pussy yes Jordan fuck my pussy I’m gonna cum in her pussy til it leaks out and then make her lick it up then I’m gonna make her deep throat my cock and slap my cock on her face and pussy then eat her out

    • alfie

      Mate your a paki so a white girl like that won’t duck you even if she had to

      • Alfie

        Fuck not duck

      • Alfie

        Fuck not duck

    • alfie

      Mate your a paki so a white girl like that won’t duck you even if she had to

  • Fuckbitchesgetmoney

    U guys should get a life instead of arguing on. A porn site we already killed your leader Osama bin laden so suck my dick u faggot Muslim Arab sand monkeys

  • Merica

    She is more of a women then any of the curtains you guys have.

  • Jiiimmeeyy

    This is so fake.

  • kdowg27

    I would so love to have her in my house like that, my wife as well