Zooey Deschanel Giving A Handjob
Posted December 27, 2013
in Zooey Deschanel
“New Girl” star and Apple spokeswoman Zooey Deschanel gives a handjob in the animated GIF above.
It is hard to tell if this Zooey Deschanel handjob video is from the auditions for her role on “New Girl” or from her new Apple iPhone ad.
However, if Zooey were advertising the new Apple iPhone with a handjob she would almost certainly be licking the jizz off the top to relate to the customer base, as iPhones are used almost exclusively by cum sluts and homosexuals.
So until we see Zooey Deschanel jerking off a guy and swallowing his load while Siri drones on in the background about the nutritional value of ejaculate, we’ll assume it has nothing to do with Apple.
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