Zac Efron Vows to “Clean Up the Streets” of St. Louis
A warning to criminals in the St. Louis area: Zac Efron isn’t going to take it any more.
The heartthrob will be in St. Louis, MO, next Wednesday for the premiere of his new film, St. Cloud. Efron has vowed that while in the depressed Midwestern city he will “clean up the streets once and for all.”
“For too long, corrupt politicians and crooked cops have sat idly by as St. Louis crumbled,” Efron said. “Well, after this Wednesday, the good people of S.L. will have nothing to fear. Finally, a real rain is coming to wash all the scum off the streets.”
Efron claims that all the “punks” and “wannabe gangsta bitches” better watch their backs, adding that most of them “won’t have the balls to step to Efron.”
For those who do, Efron offered these words of caution.
“In St. Louis, there’s only one law: Efron’s law.”
DIS IS BULL CRAP U TAKE SUMTIN DAT COULD BE GOOD AND MAK SUMTIN DAT OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE idiots
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“You bitchez better recognize!” screamed Efron last year after clearing out a bar in Decatur, GA. He then stood on the sidewalk and said “Justice comes on swift wings to those who cross Efron.” He then slapped Justine Beiber becuase he didn’t like her hair! If I were you St. Louis I would stay indoors while he is there. Unless you are prepared to “Step Correct” Efron will lay down a level of Justice on your ass like you have never known! Keep your daughters indoors as well! When he was in Atlanta he pointed at 7 different girls and they immediately conceived children. Zac Efron means business everyone. I even heard that the Obama Administration believes he is hiding a weapon of mass destruction in his pants, but out of fear for the President’s daughters, there has yet been no investigation.
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Qur’an 532:32
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Hey MR. Efron, some people like saint louis the way it is including me. I grew up here and find it degrading that you talk about my hometown like this. I am outraged and angry because Stl is awesome. By the way, you’re an adult: you should talk like one by not say profanity such as “balls” and “bitches”. Hollywood is not America Zacky.
XOXO HSM hata.
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this website is a big joke.Zac didn’t say ANY of those things,you’re getting mad at him for no reason.they write ridiculous articles about made-up stuff.go look on any other website and you will NOT see this story ANY where else,because this website made it up!
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I think Gabi is making stuff up. This site looks totally legit to me.
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Major LOL for anyone who actually believes this shit, god some people are dumb-asses.
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