Why Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Are Getting Married
There has been a lot of speculation about the reason behind Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s rushed wedding this weekend.
The two love birds just announced they were a couple 2 weeks ago, and it is now confirmed that they will be walking down the aisle on Sunday. What is the hurry? Is Khloe pregnant? Does Lamar have a life threatening disease?
Well as it turns out when Khloe was a child she was by far the most attractive Kardashian sister. Her beauty was talked about far and wide. This made her sister the evil witch Kim Kardashian insanely jealous and she cast a spell on Khloe turning her into the ogre faced monster we know today. The only way the spell can be broken is if Khloe marries a large black man by midnight this Sunday. When she does she will turn back into a real girl!
N000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!
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she’s prob preg that’s why.
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This article is very stupid and offensive. How did this article rank high on google?? I’m very disappointed and it was a waste of my time of 2mins..ugh
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Wow, she is the best representative of Family Values. Hope she never plans on getting re-married later on in life, who’s going to want her after being with that thing. I guess she shows us how much we have acutally regressed in the last decade. It’s really HIP nowadays to be hooked up with some Overgrown, Under-educated, Rich Thug. Maybe she can even graduate and hook up with the ever so sexy Dennis Rodman Next. It’s half white trash like her and stupid politicians like George Bush that makes us the laughing stock around the planet.
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It’s people like YOU that don’t see the big picture. I’ll paint it for you. Put your nose close to the screen, I’m about to educate your little liberal narrow-minded brain:
George W. Bush DID create 10 million new jobs. George W. Bush DID inherit a recession. He didn’t blame BJ Clinton every single solitary day. He had the negative impact on the economy on 09-11-2001. Katrina. Now here’s the bottom line, it’s not George W. Bush’s fault that President of the United States, Barack Obama decided that he wants to take over health care, the banks, financial institutions, car industry companies, & now he wants to take over the energy we use & tax us for CO2. That’s air we breathe out. Mouth, nose, & ass. He’s taxing our butts. Confusing carbon monoxide with carbon dioxide. Plants need CO2. They convert it into oxygen. We breathe in oxygen. Breathe out carbon dioxide.
If he’s so smart, why doesn’t he KNOW this? What’s next, tax us the air we breathe in? I would actually hold my breath on that one, I think it’s comin’. It’s not George W. Bush’s fault that Barack Obama quadrupled the deficit in 6 months. It’s not George W. Bush’s fault that Barack Obama’s going to destroy health care. It’s not George W. Bush’s fault that Barack Obama’s raising taxes dramatically. You can place the blame all you want, but at some point you gotta put blame on the shoulders of the President of the United States, Barack Obama. The leftist, radical, socialist, stateist. That’s who he HAS been. That’s who he’s ALWAYS been. Basically he’s the 9-11 Truther, self proclaimed Communist, Van Jones, Wheather Underground Terrorists, Bernadine Dorn and Bill Ayers & his reverend who sounds like he’s on Def Comedy Jam every Sunday, cuss words and all, Reverend Jeremiah Wright combined. Ayers the liberal politician, not Ayers the terrorist, ?yet? Althogh I’m talkin’ about the same Ayers that bombed the Pentagon in the 1960’s, who else?
Ronald Wilson Reagan accomplished something. Ronald Wilson Reagan understood the economy. Ronald Wilson Reagan understood America. Ronald Wilson Reagan was PROUD of America. Ronald Wilson Reagan didn’t apologize for America. Ronald Wilson Reagan understood “Peace Through Strength”, “Trust But Verify”, not through weakness like Obama. If you ask me, the man that ended the Cold War & created new 21 million new jobs & got us out of the economic malaise of Jimmy Carter, you know what, deserves our praise & more importantly, we can learn the lesson of his success Barack Obama is oblivious to. So therein lies your answer. He did something great for this country & I admire him for it. I thank him for it. I wish we had more Reagans on the political scene. There’s no man crush, just humble admiration for someone of strong principals of character who understood the cause of liberty.
We’re going bankrupt, he continues to adhere to his left-wing views. Maybe you’re not paying attention, but I am. Unemployment: he promised it wouldn’t go up. It’s goin’ thru da roof. Revenues to the government is going WAY down because of the stimulus on top of stimulus. The economy’s SHRINKING. The stock market is stuck. He’s done NOTHING for the auto companies, frankly. Except take them over & reward his union buddies & literally dismiss all bankruptcy precedence we’ve had. Social Security is on the verge of bankruptcy. Medicare is facing bankruptcy. & all he wants to do now is give new entitlements to the country & raise taxes on just about everybody he can. Now, w/ that said, I’m sorry, the country is headed in the wrong direction. “The country is headed to bankruptcy”, to quote Joe Biden.
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Hope he gets a pre-nup first.
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Dennis Rodman has better taste that her. Rodman wouldn’t have her, and she’s desperate.
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I think they are starting to look alike already. Maybe they’ve been secretly married for many years already.
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I thought he was dating OPRAH, or was it Whoopie? How did he end up with her?
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I heard that her dad told her to do whatever it takes to get him Front Row seats to the Games.
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Her dad’s been dead for years.
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The Article says: The only way the spell can be broken is if Khloe marries a large black man by midnight this Sunday. When she does she will turn back into a real girl!
HOW can she ever be a real girl again after being married to that?
I’m glad that My PC doesn’t have Scratch and Sniff for Pictures or I would have to unplug my
power supply… YIKES…
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I think this article is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read!Leave Kloe alone I think she is very sweet and I pray for her a happy marriage and a wonderful life!
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Seriously, I don’t even like Khloe that much. But I like going against what everyone is doing, and EVERYONE is hating on her!
I think she deserves to be a part of this list of hot NBA wives. F anyone who disagrees.
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This is ridiculous.
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