What Will Be Revealed in Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Special?


Michael Jackson fans are up in arms about a documentary slated to air, entitled Michael Jackson’s Autopsy: What Really Killed Michael Jackson. Despite the fact that the autopsy results have been public knowledge for over 18 months, it stands to reason that the only reason they would deem this program to be a further invasion of privacy was if it held new information about what was going on in Michael Jackson’s body at the time of his death.

So what was going on with Michael Jackson at the time of his death? We don’t know, but we CAN make educated guesses. So here they are:
 

  • A large intestine completely packed with glitter
  • A large tattoo encompassing his entire back that simply stated “I AM EO”
  • Macauley Culkin’s innocence
  • A boot with label “Property of Joe Jackson” firmly impacted in Michael’s rectum.
  • Two pounds gummi cherries, unchewed
  • A belly button, untreated by bleach, still retaining Jackson’s original “brown” coloring
  • A liver ravaged by the effects of Jesus Juice

Of course, this is all conjecture. There’s an equally likely chance that when Jackson was autopsied, a shit-ton of jelly beans just spilled out everywhere and that was the end of it.

 

  • theheadchimp

    I’ll bet the autopsy will reveal that the pedophile nigger muthafucker should have died sooner.

    • J-MARTIN

      You are the epitomy of an example of an ignorant ASS!!! You should be ashamed of yourself idiot….. You weren’t there, so you don’t know what happened…. Dumbass

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        jizz

        Go fuck yourself asshole. Anybody who supports michael “boy balls” jackson must be a fucking dumbass and a homo too.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I hate all homoqueers!

    The dead, decayed corpse, of the “cock sucking king” michael jackson ain’t worth shitting on.
    He sucked as a human and he sucked as an entertainer. He also sucked at being a nigger and at being a white woman. That motherfucker just plain sucked.

    I know this article will attract the usual fucked up psychos, who still defend their beloved nigger weirdo, so I want to take this opportunity to send all you mentally ill homoqueer lovers who keep defending that dead-ass nigger a message: fuck you with a hot poker!

    Yes….If you homoqueer assholes defend michael jackson, you deserve being fed to pigs; which would be a fucking injustice to the damn pigs.

    ALLAHU AKBAR

    • J-MARTIN

      Dude!!! You’re a friggin Idiot! Your use of the word Nigger so freely, truly shows that they were talking about you when they created the word… IGNORANT piece if Trash!!!!!!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        jizz martin

        Well, well….the homoqueers are finally here.

        Listen fudge packer….I hate michael jackson…I hate niggers…I hate homoqueers….and I hate the infidel supporters of any group that I hate. Which means I hate you.

        That dead bag of bones, which you seem to be so excited about, was the worst example of humankind available. He was not only a nigger, but a boy loving, drug addicted, homoqueer weirdo.

        You should be ashamed to criticize anybody who points out the degeneracy of michael jackson.

        So just take your indignation and ram it up your mj loving ass….you pathetic cock munching, ass bandit!

  • moromierda

    “I AM EO”

    dont get it.

    is it some muslim crap?

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      moron

      It means “Captain EO
      Google it if you want to know more you fucking dumbass .

      • moromierda

        i did google you fucking retard

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          moron

          You stupid ass motherfucker!
          it is not my fault you are too ignorant to search the web….and you’d better watch that attitude….or else.

  • theheadchimp

    Abdullah it looks like all those Michael Jackson lovers are finally seeing the light for what he was. A sick ass perverted nigger asshole who wanted to be a white woman. If you like to see a pedophile singing Beat it while grabbling his dick then Jackson was your man er boy.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Chimp

      The fucking perverts are arriving…..prepare to encounter ignorant scumbags.

  • IHateCelebs

    I love when fucking retards who don’t know how to Google call other people retards. Typical of nigger homo pedophile queers who only know how to read NAMBLA websites and KY Jelly instructions.

  • theheadchimp

    J-MARTIN
    Only a nigger loving faggot uses DUDE in a post. What a fucking dumbass, its 2010 asshole not 1970.

  • Happy Infidel

    Yea Chimp-face its 2010 so when you creeps gonna get with the program? You are living in the dark ages with your stupid laws and women covered in burkas. Sharia law? Gimme a break sand niggers.

    I notice how when someone disagrees with you asshole Muzzylims that they are nigger lovers all of a sudden, or faggots. These illerate arab assholes only know how to call names as aforementioned. They only have few words in their vocabulary: Nigger, faggot, whore, infidel, etc.

    TALK ABOUT RACISTS!!!! Heh.

  • Happy Infidel

    Ooops I forgot Jew!!

  • theheadchimp

    You also forgot infidel you sorry ass nigger loving faggot asshole. Fucking niggers ruin your society and all you cocksuckers can do is give them sorry ass bastards more welfare. I hope one of those black bastards mugs your dumb ass tonight.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Crappy infidel

    So….you are complaining because you want to be called more names?
    What kind of dumbass are you?
    I’ll tell you…the cock sucking, nigger loving, born of a prostitute kind!