What Ke$ha Sounds Like Without Auto-Tune

Ke$ha singing



We have obtained a recording of what the pop-star and she-beast Ke$ha’s singing voice sounds like without the aid of auto-tune.


There really is no apt description for Ke$ha’s voice. The closest I could come to describing it would be that she sounds like a flaming homosexual trying to do a New York accent while getting his rectum plugged.


Listen for yourself in the video below, but be warned the average user has only been able to last 4.6 seconds (which is 2.6 seconds less than a auto-tuned Ke$ha song gets listened to).


 

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    UGH!!

    This bitch’s voice sounds like the screams of a hair-lipped jew being eaten alive by a lion.

  • Open the Scroll

    My fucking ear’s are bleeding !! My donkey and goats are more in tune than this bitch.

  • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

    I got to a minute and I want it back.
    You know this talentless slut throws out condoms to 13 year old girls (majority of her tone deaf audience) at her screech fest or “concerts” as they’re misinterpreted as. What kind of sick shit is that encouraging little girls to fuck when they’re barely bleeding?

    Karma will come around to this skank and it will be us throwing things at her and by things I mean stones. She’ll wake up feeling like P-Diddy alright, if P-Diddy was around back in the 1800s when he got his due beatings after sucking the dick of his superior.
    Allahu Akbar!

  • whitepowerdeathtoallah

    what superior you stupid ass?. i am your master bow to me and only me. you are not muslim or jihadist scum, kill all muslim ,kill allah, kill you for wishing to be what you are not. kill you all, WHITE POWER..

  • zillaman

    osama bin dead mothafooker. is your pussy barely bleeding? aduhhhatkbar. the girl makes more money that your mom combined with abdullas mom and head giving chimp’s’ mom prostituting all day and all night.

  • zillaman is a black Einstein

    fuk u gudzilla
    U sund lik a fuking morun. Get a job u lzy nigro.

  • zillaman

    haha, what a coward eaven here you hide.

    • zillaman is a black Einstein

      Zillanig
      You self loathing piece of shit, blame your mammy and some anonymous buck for your sorry existence.

  • zillaman

    tell your mom not to be late for work. i like my whores on time.

    • theheadchimp

      I see your spelling has improved asshole. Those four letter words are your forte eh? Hell most niggers can spell whore by the time they are 3. Its how you spell mom isn’t it?

      • Open the Scroll

        The jungle bunny must have cashed in the stolen jewelry and gold teeth and bought a dictionary. One with picture’s too go with the word’s that is…

  • zillaman

    wow chimp. i thought you would come up with somthing better, what a let down again. open mouth, your a dumb ass, not worth my time just like your mom she had her mouth open just like you. faggot.

    • theheadchimp

      asshole
      At least my mom wasn’t a nigger…………….

  • zillaman

    then again you have no class chimp. nothing you can say can change that fact. another fact is your a scared white boy. don’t ever think you can come up in the world being a racist asshole. only place you will end up, is at the morgue, a tag on your toe and leaving behind fucked up little white kid’s if you have kid’s,. let’s not forget your daughters,if you have any most likely will end up getting with a black man thanx to you chimp..

    • theheadchimp

      Asshole
      I got news for you nig, I am already up in the world for the simple fact I wouldn’t hire any niggers. And everyone I know that has is sorry as shit. You stupid fucker don’t waste my time with your ignorant bullshit.

  • one time slam good by

    open scroll, is that it? what a stupid name. go back and fuck your donkey and goat’s fuck the tune out of them and make a cd, bet you like that.. one time slam good by……

    • Open the Scroll

      One time ass slammer, you sound like a nig-nog. Get back to the bath house

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      one time being ass slammed turned me homoqueer

      You must be “cum drunk” from sucking too much cock and not breathing…..to not be able to appreciate a fine screen name, such as, the scroll’s.

      How about this: go down to the whorehouse where your mother works….pull her away from her nigger “johns” and then the both of you cut a CD. You can call it “mother and ass fucker.”

      eat shit you dumbass homoqueer…but then…I guess you do when you rim jobbing.

  • the headchimp fucks abdullah the butcher in the ass

    sounds better than miley slutrus

  • hate sand coons

    i think you need to learn how to read. he’s one time slam good by, for a reason you tard. Dughh… my name is abcdefghij, alphabet sand coon…

    • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

      If you knew how to read, coon, you’d realise it’s spelt ‘bye’. ‘By’ is a totally different word.
      “Duugh”
      You are a tit.

  • zillaman

    and just how insecure are you little faggot , you had to get that out ass if you impressed me,,, FAIL.. you sound like a little kid, with that shit, i got news for you, i am already up in the world, for the simple fact i wouldn’t hire any niggers…. wow spoken like a true white trash coward, i neew you wouldn’t let me down. and no your mom is not a nigger, she’s a fat fuck bagg nasty ass trailer park white trash whore. so get the fuck out of here with that silly kid stuff boy..

  • theheadchimp

    zillaman the porch monkey
    “i neew you “…….you are a fooking retard.

  • zillaman

    Its o.k at least I’m not a coward like you. Scaerd little girl. White trash faggot.

  • zillaman

    You never did answer the question. What country are you from? For once man up bitch boy .

  • Jay

    Wow, there are some ridiculous ignorant people out there. Time to grow up? No? Then don’t spout your racist shit from behind a computer screen, say it to someone’s face, let’s see how long you last.

    • theheadchimp

      Gebs me ur address cocksucker and I will see how long I last…….

      • Jay

        Hahaha, you are such a dumb ass, it’s comical. Grow up you moron. I’d have your ass arrested as soon as you stepped on my property, why because I don’t deal with idiots with the IQ of a gnat.

        • theheadchimp

          jay the pussy
          Oooooh big talker….I would eat a pansy like you for breakfast and shit out your bones. Cocksuckers like you are a dime a dozen. You sound like an old fucking geezer who has a stroke if any kids step on your lawn. You are the joke gramps…………

          • Jay

            hahaha, I am a 25 year old, army vet, infantry 11B, I would destroy you. :-D

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            gay jay

            ha, ha hell…..I’ve got knives older than 25…perhaps one day I shall “show” one to you.

            Also…it’s too bad you confessed to being a homoqueer….before your immoral government repealed, “don’t ask…don’t tell.” If you had just waited, you could still be back in old “bravo” company giving $5.00 blow jobs.

            eat shit and die gay mofo

      • beck

        headchimps a faggooooot fuck. faggot fuck faggot fuuuck!!! hey bitch come at me

        • beck

          fuck yp monkey asssss

  • gayboy

    my cute monkey, i feel like your giving me the Run Around, chimp i love you please fuck me in my black ass, please…..

  • zillaman

    Fuck you coward faggot chimp. He’s right. Talk all that shit here. You feel like a badass. We all know what a pussy you are. Wow you prob, think he ran out scared. And it’s mano a mano fucking tard boy. And shiek, sheik wtf? You stooopid faggot coward ass bitch boy. Don’t come back if you can’t spell…

  • chimp killer

    now. gebs -me- ur .. what? Head Chimp my ass…..

  • Jay

    Abdullah, I’m sure you do have knives older than that, I’m sure it’s from all your jihad-ing. And congrats you are the first person to rhyme gay with my name, you get the award. I believe you must die to get it though, got some sort of virgins waiting for you? HA right. Extremist Islamists (not all) are scum of the earth and you should all be wiped out. You will have 72 virgin horses waiting for you when you kill yourself and they will each take turns fucking you in the ass until you bleed out your mouth you piece of shit.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      gay jay

      Shut the fuck up asshole.
      The only horse fucker I know is your trout smelling mother.

      • Jay

        Hit a nerve I see. WIN!

  • Jay

    Oh, and gay…middle eastern culture considers it ok to hold hands with another male, and also acceptable to have sex with men because it is “practice” hmm…not gay nooooo….not at all you hypocritical fucks.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      gay jay

      So…you’re now racist on us Muslims.
      Well, gay jay…there is a big difference between Muslim brotherhood and you western homoqueers who suck cock and bang each other in the anus.

      You mofos need to keep your mouth shut….not only will it keep you from saying stupid shit….it will also keep the cocks out.

      • Jay

        Well apparently you need to do some fact checking, what I said was the truth. And I only went after extremists notice the (not all) statement. I suppose if you are to reply back you should probably learn to read. Infidels!!!!

  • zillaman

    haaaahahahahahaha ohhh ahhhahahahahahaha hahahahahaha nice jay nice… keep it going brother don’t stop that’s gold… fuck middle eastern culture.. by the way abubu dummuela is a fucking posser he’s a white boy ahahahaha hahahaha … talk about STOOPID…

  • zillaman

    fuck him and his pet head giving chimp……..

  • Talib Sulayman

    Question is…. “Is this more tolerable than listening to that lesbian Justin Bieber sing?”

  • theheadchimp

    Gay V JAY JAY
    Fuck you 11 bravo boys, you dumbass muthafuckers are the bottom of the barrel assholes who couldn’t get out of being cannon fodder. 19 Delta were the real men. We had to babysit your asses then and I’d have to babysit your faggoty ass now…….Besides you were in food services…don’t lie.

    • Jay

      well apparently you have a very skewed version of what a real man is, so go back to Burger King and keep flipping burgers, maybe some day you’ll become a cashier and make the big money.

      • theheadchimp

        V Jay Jay
        Fuck you, you were in food service. If they still had KP it would have been your speciality.

        • Jay

          You’re not very creative.

          • Jay

            And a Cav Scout….really? HA

  • zillaman

    19 delta. What a fooking joke. Tell you what chimp give me your add. Please…..

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      zillafag

      Damn you homoqueer…with all the cock you suck…you should be dead from AIDS by now.

  • theheadchimp

    V jay jay
    A remf and a nigger…………..how scary is that?

    • Jay

      Well…seeing as how all shit talking is done online it doesn’t matter how scary it is, because once again it’s online. You’re just a racist piece of shit, and I don’t like racist pieces of shit. You can have balls of steel when you’re sitting in front of you stolen computer you got at the trailer next door while some fat black guy was fucking your mom in the face, but I don’t believe you have the testicles to do much of anything besides some moron spouting ignorant bullshit straight out of the 1800’s. Time to grow up. It has been fun egging you on though, so thanks for the entertainment, because that’s all you people are, entertainment. You have no real thoughts or ideas, just spouting shit out of your ass, most of the time it is grammatically incorrect, horrible spelling, and does not convey any clear and concise ideas. So I suggest you go back to 4th grade, I realize you’re probably 29 but I figure you dropped out then, so just go back now. Good day dear biggot.

  • Jay

    Oh and by the way I guess you don’t understand what 11B is, because its the exact opposite of a 19d, oops I mean a remf.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      gay jay

      You dumbass, homoqueer infidel.

      You might tell people you were infantry but you were really a scout….a cock scout.

      You will always suck mofo…big time!

      Eat shit and die pussy boy

    • theheadchimp

      V jay jay
      I now perfectly well what an 11b is. Its a dumb cocksucker who couldn’t do anything else but be a ground pounder. There ain’t no draft now asshole so don’t pretend you are something you’re not. You food services muthafuckers were mostly niggers and retards…….

  • Jay

    Well seeing as I have a college education, and I guarantee I make more money than you I am pretty sure no matter what either of you morons say, I still win at life. So I leave you with this, HAHAHA YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF INBRED REJECTS OF A FAILED GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT. p.s I know I use some challenging words, so use dictionary.com.

    • theheadchimp

      Jayne Wayne
      Keep dreaming asswipe. Anyone thats brags is usually full of shit. You are starting to sound like a typical porch monkey.

      • Jay

        I was clearing up a few things you mentioned, one statement does not constitute bragging.

  • zillaman

    chimp you talk way to much .lol. ..and first off, the elite unit you’ve mentioned do not allow females like you. 2end. if it’s true then what a douche fuck of a delta you might have been. other words A REJECT EPIC FAIL. 3rd. you have to be 20/Y/O. for any and all elites to make it, and you have to make some rank to eaven be consider. so my best advice to you is do your homework and find out which coment and or statment fits you best beffore you open your mouth. guessing you inlisted and did not make basic, so you got your sorry ass thrown out and now you sit there all day long playing stupid on your computer. all that crazy racist angry talk can only come from a sad reject like you. and still you get no respect. and no matter how hard you try you will always be nothing but a reject. that sound close to the truth to me. you did not follow the rulles. i will remind you again monkey shit . be a quiet professional. master your job. but don’t need to brag about it. reason for your Dishonorable Discharge i take it it was for a grave offence, such as COWARDICE, and you are still a COWARD…. i’m done playing with you here fact is i have great respect for the 19 DELTA, and i love my country ,i was an Army Airborne Ranger 75th rgt. 1986-91 (USASOC) ranger school Fort Benning GA. 61 Day Course. have done thing’s you can’t imagine. have friend’s that can back me up at any moment, real friend’s real respect. something you do not have. so be wise, and grow up chimp. i was having fun, with the zillaman Character, harmless fun. then you mentioned 19 DELTA and brought back the best and the worse memories. CHIMP i think you are a good person and all that hate will kill you inside. or you can just let it go and earn the respect you wish you had.. i’m done with you little man.

    • Jay

      Completely agree with you here. It was fun for a bit but you are actually filled with all that nasty shit. I hope you get your head together. Zilla, its been entertaining.

    • theheadchimp

      zilla
      I will match my dd 214 with yours anyday………….Plus you don’t even know what the fuck you are talking about.
      “fact is i have great respect for the 19 DELTA”. You don’t even fucking know what you are talking about you lying dumbass. You have great respect for the MOS 19D? Give me a break you lying sack of shit. You’ve done things I can’t imagine! I imagine you bake, fry, braise, boil, simmer, steam and saute shit all day long and dream of being a Ranger. Plus if you are telling the truth (which I doubt) there wasn’t anything going on from 86-91 except maybe Panama, which was laughable.

  • zillaman

    right chimp, you are right panama was it at that time. i don’t start the wars idiot i just hellp finish them if need to be. and about the 19 delta are you that fucking dumb? starting to think that’s why you got the boot. you are an idiot and if you are so convinced that you can take me on well just say what place and what time. don’t forget to tell your fam you will not be able to go back to that trailor you call home. what a fucking joke .have your head examined you need it. the mos 19D cavalry Duties scout leads, assists as of a member of scout crew, in your case squat you piss like a girl, and if not mistaken the 19D PROVIDE SECURITY…..what whas your unit/ battalion? nothing because you did not make it. i think you might have giving a shot at it but there you are now sad scared and fucking stoopid. i will say this one more time CHIMP YOU ARE A COWARD. let me guess your going to give me some shit ass story bout you in a big hummer in some place in the world playing gi-joe. guess what save it assmunch. you are nothing. i know one thing if it’s true and i think your not telling me the truth just like you avoid the questions like do you live in the us, simple thing’s like that. unless you go into law enforcement, it’s very difficult to take that experience and apply it to a civilian job. if you are telling the truth CHIMP’….your military records matter for shit to me little boy. you are a little boy and you need to grow up wake up. clearly you are mental…

  • zillaman

    i was right. the only place left for you is here in celebjihad it’s the only place you can feel like a real man, how sad is that? with all that “training” and you end up washed up like a joke celebjihad last stop for chimp. other than missing your brain are you missing body parts? you could have gone for private security, like a mall guard, more self respecting than what you are now, a COWARD…racist fooking idiot little man..think at least as a mall security you can feel like you once did and if you get lucky they might just put you incharge of your own crew all black people only. hahaha, chimp you are LOST…

  • theheadchimp

    zillawhatever
    You have lied so much its hard to tell just what you are. One positive thing has come from your posts and I applaud you. It doesn’t pay to argue with a stupid ignorant person because you have just too much experience in that area for me to compete.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      That zilla thinks his “Hardees” uniform makes him look cool.

      April must be “if you’re a dumbass nigger faggot, go to celebjihad and make a fool of yourself” month.

  • zillaman

    No youz got that wrong nigga. You be thinking that fooking diaper on your head iz cool. Haha youz look like a mental retardz.

  • zillaman

    I tellz the truth nigga.

  • Happy Infidel

    Zillaman, I love how you fuck with these asshole retards….They can only insult but can’t answer simple questions. I haven’t been here for awhile because I get so bored with their same repitious shit over and over. If I got a nickle for everytime Abdulla Asshole said “homoqueer” I would be filthy rich!!!! Unfortunately I won’t get to see Ab’s replies to this because he is off the site (probably goes to bed real early) and I don’t get on till later at night.

    Oh well no loss. I hate both those fucking jack-offs, Chimp Shrimp and Abdullah Asshole.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      happy dumbass

      You are already filthy and an asshole.
      I doubt you have been away…unless you were arrested for being a prostitute or a thief.

      So….who would pay for your AIDS ridden, worn-out and loose orifices?
      I’ll tell you….nobody. That means you must have been caught robbing some old lady or something to pay for your crack habit.

      You sick mofo…how dare you come to this holy site and brag about being an ex-con.

      eat shit and die mofo

    • theheadchimp

      Happy aka dried up prune
      You lying bitch..you’ve been lurking here and posting under bullshit names the entire time. You are a name stealing Arnold Ziffle boinking bitch.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        I believe she is none other than the dumbass zillaqueer….

  • zillaman

    but I have so much more love to give.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      zillafag…aka….happy

      I knew you were the dumbass happy infidel and now I have once again found you out.
      It is not hard to do…you are retarded and have the same M.O. with every one of your pathetic alter egos.

      You suck too badly to even have “multiple personalities”….instead you have multiple assholes.

      You are a pathetic, lying piece of shit and all Muslims know it.

      eat shit and die you dumbass infidel

  • Jay

    You’re a chameleon dog.

  • zillaman

    Sounds like they are confused. Oh that’s right they are. they think there muslim jihadist sand niggers and realy just scared coward pussy faggot ass little bitches. Jay, and happy infidel are zillaman or different people? Its a mystery.. u b tripen foo, abubu…

  • Happy Infidel

    So what if I am zillaman. It isnt the first time you figured it out, so I will be back again under another name. DeadEd® is me too. Jihadfuckers and the list goes on and on.

  • Happy Infidel

    You know Ab Asshole and Chimp Shrimp….I told you I am sick of coming in here to see the same shit you post over and over again. The only other names I have are: the headchimp and Abdullah. But if all this confuses you, then great!! Glad all my personalities are driving you nuts (as if you weren’t already). hahahahahaha. Wonder where my friend Ellie has been- she is probably sick of all your crap too. I don’t know Dead Ed but if he gives you a rough time, then I love him.

    I am not Zillaman, but if you you are too stupid to know any better, then just think I am him.

    You posted this shit: So….who would pay for your AIDS ridden, worn-out and loose orifices?
    I’ll tell you….nobody. That means you must have been caught robbing some old lady or something to pay for your crack habit.

    You sick mofo…how dare you come to this holy site and brag about being an ex-con.

    WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT. NOW I AM AN EX-CON. GOD THAT IS TOO FUCKIN FUNNY. YEA BEING AN OLD LADY MYSELF, I GO AROUND ROBBING OLD LADIES. CRACK HABIT? HEHE TOO HILARIOUS.

    This is not a fucking holy site you dumb asswipe- it’s a piece of garbage site and you can’t be Muslim because as I understand it, they don’t talk like you do. You are a pitiful joke and I hope you rot in hell.

    Another thing, your posts make no damn sense at all- I never saw such immature people like you in all my life. Do you lie awake all night trying to come up with the filthiest comments you can think of? Oh go ahead and reply to this with one of your USUAL teenage comments, the both of you freaks.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      crappy

      Shut the fuck up you long-winded mofo.

      Every Muslim knows this site is holy….and we don’t acknowledge you infidels as anything but subhuman.

      eat shit and die mofo

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      crappy

      You should also be ashamed of your immoral, low-life, criminal behavior.
      It is bad enough that you blaspheme this most holy of internet sites….but to brag about being a common criminal….well, asshole…that’s crossing the line…even for you degenerate infidels.

      I refer you to your own words: “NOW I AM AN EX-CON. I GO AROUND ROBBING OLD LADIES.”

      When Islam takes over…you shall be judged by the Sharia for your crimes and immediately stoned.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • incognito

    Abdulla & chimp. You got played like a ‘SEGA!”.. the look in your faces,, ‘PRICELESS…..it’s what you dicks get. We’re just getting started with you.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      stupid happy

      Only a dumbass like you would think your retard comments have merit.

      Suck on a big horse cock you freaky mofo

  • OsamaBinBad-AssMotherfucker (who can’t log in)

    “hahahaha”
    I’m glad you laugh at your own jokes because no-one else does.

    Zillaman you get offended by me pointing out that this cum bag endorses kiddy sex? That reflects a lot on you, buddy.

  • Happy Infidel

    Where the fuck do you come up with me being a criminal- something new? I never said I was an ex-con, you did Abdullah Asshole….You come up with more stupid bullshit than anyone we know.

    I am a sweet old lady until I come to this site, then I turn into a fucking vicious bitch and you can quote me on that. Of course knowing you, you will twist things around. It’s late at night and I am sure you are watching old TV re-runs from the 60’s and 70’s since you know so fucking much about those shows. You and Chimp-shit sure know a lot about Green Acres so you must watch that stupid re-run.

    This is not the “holiest” of internet sites- it’s a fucking joke and everyone knows it.

    Eat shit and choke assholes. Allahu Fuckbar

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      crappy

      You sometimes save me from pointing out the obvious: these are your words.

      “I am a fucking vicious bitch and you can quote me on that”

      This is exactly what we have been saying for weeks. Now that you admit it…you can convert to Islam and improve your life.

  • michael zombie jackson

    Islamic, jihad, muslim. You like sex with kids. I like sex with kids, and my chimp.. oh ho.. na na na, na na na na na,…

  • theheadchimp

    you are a fucking vicious bitch
    Nothing more to be said on that…..next time you are going to Confession also admit you are an asshole. The truth shall set you free.
    ps…..what were you convicted of, being an ex felon and all…..

  • michael zombie jackson

    Oh, Chimp what happend to you? I gave you all my love, gave you my ass and this is how you pay me back. Do you remember the times, when all we had to do is drink jesus juice then suck on all the little boys? Chimp. I miss you I miss your ass, and how you used to lick my ass crack. Oh Chimp, come back to me. All you nees to do is just kill yourself…

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      mofo zombie

      No asshole…you need to kill yourself…and as quickly as possible.

      That’s the trouble with that damned AIDS…it takes too friggin long to kill you homoqueers.