What If Celebrities Became Their Names?
What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
Dead Ed
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Marx Brothers.
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Penelope Cruz, her surname actually means “cross” not “cruise”
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Sometimes your name matches what you do.
Stephen Ireland – played football for Ireland
Jason Scotland – played football in Scotland
Scott Speed – NASCAR driver
Tiger Woods – golfer
Cardinal Sin – Filipino archbishop of Manilla
Usain Bolt – fastest person in the world
God only knows what I’ll do. What does the future hold for Dead Ed?
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