What If Celebrities Became Their Names?

What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore

Carrie Fisher

Dane Cook

David Letterman

Gary Coleman

George Foreman

Heath Ledger

Jude Law

Keira Knightley

Kelsey Grammer

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Spacey

Lance Armstrong

Larry King

Madonna

Minnie Driver

Natalie Portman

Nick Cage

Orlando Bloom

Penelope Cruz

Sigourney Weaver

Tom Cruise

Tori Spelling

Wesley Snipes

Will Smith

Winona Ryder




















Dead Ed
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Marx Brothers.
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Penelope Cruz, her surname actually means “cross” not “cruise”
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Sometimes your name matches what you do.
Stephen Ireland – played football for Ireland
Jason Scotland – played football in Scotland
Scott Speed – NASCAR driver
Tiger Woods – golfer
Cardinal Sin – Filipino archbishop of Manilla
Usain Bolt – fastest person in the world
God only knows what I’ll do. What does the future hold for Dead Ed?
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