What If Celebrities Became Their Names?

Celebrity names



What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.


However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.

 


Al Gore


Al Gore


Carrie Fisher


Carrie Fisher


Dane Cook


Dane Cook


David Letterman


David Letterman


Gary Coleman


Gary Coleman


George Foreman


George Foreman


Heath Ledger


Heath Ledger


Jude Law


Jude Law


Keira Knightley


Keira Knightley


Kelsey Grammer


Kelsey Grammer


Kevin Bacon


Kevin Bacon


Kevin Spacey


Kevin Spacey


Lance Armstrong


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Lance Armstrong


Larry King


Larry King


Madonna


Madonna


Minnie Driver


Minnie Driver


Natalie Portman


Natalie Portman


Nick Cage


Nick Cage


Orlando Bloom


Orlando Bloom


Penelope Cruz


Penelope Cruz


Sigourney Weaver


Sigourney Weaver


Tom Cruise


Tom Cruise


Tori Spelling


Tori Spelling


Wesley Snipes


Wesley Snipes


Will Smith


Will Smith


Winona Ryder


Winona Ryder