What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like
It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.
Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.
With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.
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Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick. |
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Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices. |
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Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack. |
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Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg. |
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Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust. |
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Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert. |
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Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates. |
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Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones. |
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Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves. |
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Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells. |
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Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit. |
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Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain. |
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Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries. |
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Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt. |
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Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit. |
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Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth. |
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Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand. |
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Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day. |
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Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul. |
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Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks. |
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Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water. |
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Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy. |
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Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret. |
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Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin. |
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Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant). |
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Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese. |
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Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food. |
I don’t give a fuck what anyone says what they smell like i would like to stick my
Nose in all that celebrity. Pussy
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correction. taylor swifts pussy smellls like my dick, and orgys
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smells like MY dick
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i dont know who made this site but i think some of the women in this are so nice and they do not deserve to be insulted like this . oprah is so beautiful. i take great offence when people trashtalk about her.
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what kind of stupid ignorant fool would accept allah a false god. and mohammed a thieving lying murdering childmolesting hatefull cowered.. you muslims will burn in hell for worshipping the devil the whole none muslim world are learning the truth about your evil sick twisted cult you will all be killed.. muslims are the most useless stupid people on earth proof god hates you.. none muslims are superior none muslims have done everything for the world muslims have done nothing for the world FACT
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Please stfu….
They have, we all have bitch… -,-
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technically muslims are the infidel
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If only the poor misguided fools knew that the word infidel was created by christians to describe muslims its sad that people are so quick to hate a stereotype ive had friends who are muslim and friends who are christian theyre all human just because someone teaches you that your imaginary sky god is better doesnt give you the right to kill people who think differently that goes for christians and muslims
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Why does everyone have a sand nigger avatar?
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Could be so funny if someone on this webside could track the IP adress to all these fucking racism people who think its funny to say fuck allah
Fuck racism!
Fuck racism!
Fuck racism!
Btw please dont bomb my country ;-)
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You got Kesha’s from Anchorman
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Emma Watson pussy smells like my cock that’s just been there
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LOL THE MILEY CYRUS ONE. Ahh. xD
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No wonder you jihadis are so good at spending long periods of time underground hiding from americas rain of fire you create discussions based on very interesting topics id imagine this conversation could go on for months i just wanted to add sarah jessica parkers pussy smells like rotten horsemeat
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I am sure you would be much more comfortable telling us what cocks taste like,infidel.
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Hey your the one living in a cave wit a hundred blokes im sure your knowledge of cock flavours would be far greater than mine and im not an infidel i dont fuck goats
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LOL. The first time it is worth reading the words of a radical Muslim post.
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wat the fuck u talking about Abdullah The Butcher u dont have UPS u dumb fuck and u have no dick if u do then it probably a centimeter and emma watsons pussy smells like fresh strawberries and honey
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you for got lady gaga,, her pussy smell like a semen bloted ego .. and old cat pee”s
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I was at Justin Bieber house and he told me Selena Gomez pussy smell like dead fish stuck at the bottom of a swamp.
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i would do crazy stuff with “Miley Cyrus , i got … inch cock, call me ladies, 876 567 5208
dont be shy celebrities…lol
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All Muslims suck cock ur torture in hell will be to fuck ur assholse
Eat shit and die mofos
Ps I like man dick up my ass just like homo hashim
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Ur all sick fuks. Go blow urselfs up on the dunny!
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taylor swifts pussy smells like something i would fuck
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Selena Gomez …yummy
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this is BS how does this guy know all of this yall
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As fotos são montagens, mas estão boas !!! Vou bater muita punheta vendo o vídeo da miss, ele é uma delicia !
Zener
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Fuck your self
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I don’t care What Selena Gomez”’s pussy smell like. I want to Eat it Up!
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how do you people know what their pussies, or dicks smell like!! personal experience???
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ALL SAND NIGGAS WILL DIE
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Taylor is the nicest person alive…i would love to just kiss her
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