What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like

It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.


Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.


With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

Lady Gaga Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
Rihanna Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
cher Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
Katy Perry Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
Britney Spears Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
Shakira Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
Madonna Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
Beyonce Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
Selena Gomez Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
Paris Hilton Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
Megan Fox Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
Sarah Palin Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
Kate Middleton Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
Emma Watson Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
Ke$ha Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

 

  • Mr mares

    I don’t give a fuck what anyone says what they smell like i would like to stick my
    Nose in all that celebrity. Pussy

  • bobby

    correction. taylor swifts pussy smellls like my dick, and orgys

    • arab hater

      smells like MY dick

      • TY63T4

        ARAB’S DICKS SMELL LIKE THALL THEIR BOYFRIEND;S ASSES

  • phil

    i dont know who made this site but i think some of the women in this are so nice and they do not deserve to be insulted like this . oprah is so beautiful. i take great offence when people trashtalk about her.

    • L

      OPRAH IS A BIG PIECE OF FLESH THAT PEOPLE USE TO WIPE THEIR ASS. FOR 60 YEARS.

  • paul

    what kind of stupid ignorant fool would accept allah a false god. and mohammed a thieving lying murdering childmolesting hatefull cowered.. you muslims will burn in hell for worshipping the devil the whole none muslim world are learning the truth about your evil sick twisted cult you will all be killed.. muslims are the most useless stupid people on earth proof god hates you.. none muslims are superior none muslims have done everything for the world muslims have done nothing for the world FACT

    • theresapanda

      Please stfu….
      They have, we all have bitch… -,-

  • paul

    technically muslims are the infidel

    • sandman

      If only the poor misguided fools knew that the word infidel was created by christians to describe muslims its sad that people are so quick to hate a stereotype ive had friends who are muslim and friends who are christian theyre all human just because someone teaches you that your imaginary sky god is better doesnt give you the right to kill people who think differently that goes for christians and muslims

  • Allah snack-bar

    Why does everyone have a sand nigger avatar?

  • Lolsotrue

    Could be so funny if someone on this webside could track the IP adress to all these fucking racism people who think its funny to say fuck allah

    Fuck racism!
    Fuck racism!
    Fuck racism!
    Btw please dont bomb my country ;-)

  • sam

    You got Kesha’s from Anchorman

  • Bob man

    Emma Watson pussy smells like my cock that’s just been there

  • theresapanda

    LOL THE MILEY CYRUS ONE. Ahh. xD

  • sandman

    No wonder you jihadis are so good at spending long periods of time underground hiding from americas rain of fire you create discussions based on very interesting topics id imagine this conversation could go on for months i just wanted to add sarah jessica parkers pussy smells like rotten horsemeat

    • Hassan the Timid

      I am sure you would be much more comfortable telling us what cocks taste like,infidel.

      • sandman

        Hey your the one living in a cave wit a hundred blokes im sure your knowledge of cock flavours would be far greater than mine and im not an infidel i dont fuck goats

  • Isaac

    LOL. The first time it is worth reading the words of a radical Muslim post.

    • Jack Swade

      Shut up ya stupid nigger

  • watthefuckrutalkingabout

    wat the fuck u talking about Abdullah The Butcher u dont have UPS u dumb fuck and u have no dick if u do then it probably a centimeter and emma watsons pussy smells like fresh strawberries and honey

  • sharif aljarad

    you for got lady gaga,, her pussy smell like a semen bloted ego .. and old cat pee”s

  • gravatar

    I was at Justin Bieber house and he told me Selena Gomez pussy smell like dead fish stuck at the bottom of a swamp.

  • drae

    i would do crazy stuff with “Miley Cyrus , i got … inch cock, call me ladies, 876 567 5208
    dont be shy celebrities…lol

  • Moshe Dayan

    All Muslims suck cock ur torture in hell will be to fuck ur assholse
    Eat shit and die mofos

    Ps I like man dick up my ass just like homo hashim

  • Ackmedmahamidbooom

    Ur all sick fuks. Go blow urselfs up on the dunny!

  • arab hater

    taylor swifts pussy smells like something i would fuck

  • fahdoopie

    Selena Gomez …yummy

  • JLSW

    this is BS how does this guy know all of this yall

  • Zener

    As fotos são montagens, mas estão boas !!! Vou bater muita punheta vendo o vídeo da miss, ele é uma delicia !

    Zener

  • Alicia

    Fuck your self

  • klacy

    I don’t care What Selena Gomez”’s pussy smell like. I want to Eat it Up!

  • dusty

    how do you people know what their pussies, or dicks smell like!! personal experience???

  • Sand Nigga Killa

    ALL SAND NIGGAS WILL DIE

  • Poop

    Taylor is the nicest person alive…i would love to just kiss her

    • DAVE

      EVERYWHERE !!!!!!

  • OOPS

    MILEY CYRUS TALKS LIKE SHE HAS A DICK. So she shouldnt even be on this list

  • i

    i wonder what jennifer lawrences pussy smells like?

  • big dick

    lmao

  • bitchnonofyodambuisness

    megan foxes pussy smells like horse dick soked in expired milk for 2 years after being stuck to keshas dick for a lightyear and they had a threesome with your moms blue waffle BITCHESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

  • fuqUupurazz

    your mamas pussy smells like vomit and cat shit