What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like
It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.
Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.
With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.
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Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick. |
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Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices. |
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Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack. |
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Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg. |
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Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust. |
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Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert. |
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Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates. |
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Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones. |
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Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves. |
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Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells. |
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Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit. |
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Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain. |
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Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries. |
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Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt. |
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Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit. |
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Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth. |
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Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand. |
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Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day. |
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Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul. |
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Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks. |
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Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water. |
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Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy. |
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Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret. |
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Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin. |
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Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant). |
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Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese. |
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Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food. |
“Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.”
Hahahahahha. That was awesome.
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miley’s pussy smells like my ass after i’ve eaten chilly and brats and drunk german beer all day
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fuck!? What the fuck? No seriously…what…the fuck?
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Go back to (or pay attention more in) school you dumb American infidel and perhaps you’ll be able to use proper English and not that Tumblr bullshit.
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Are complaints about proper English on a thread dedicated to the smell of famous people’s vaginas really appropriate?
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Yes. Yes they are. Now excuse me while i go stone some homosexual jews.
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Yeah, I couldn’t have put it better…
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Abdoulah the Turd Butcher’s pussy smells like napalm.
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sperm drinker
My cock felt like it had been dipped in napalm after I defiled your mother.
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Once again, our un-educated terrorist brothers have waited for Abdullah the Butcher’s cock to be allowed to be sucked upon by his so called people, who which they don’t realise are camels.
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infidel
You wished your mother looked as good as a camel.
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The Writer’s pussy smells like a wasted college education and a cartload of bitter apples.
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Someone is projecting….
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You have it wrong Taylor Swifts pussy smells like my grandmothers rose garden and tastes like pure honey straight from the beehive. Wild little minx likes setting on a stiff tongue
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Michelle Obama’s pussy smells like Love Canal runoff and a Burger King dumpster at 3 am.
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Hilarious. You just might convert me to Islam.
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Come on over…It beats thinking for yourself and havin to take a bath every week,
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complétement debile votre truc malade
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“Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.”
With all due respect to the scientists at Tehran university, I am not completely convinced of the veracity of this statement. I therefore submit an application to personally sniff and taste said pussy (free of charge) to provide science with a definitive answer to this controversy.
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Where do I get in line. You will need a sampling of at least 2 prople to have a taste so the experiment isn’t flawed.
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Hillary Clinton’s pussy smells like Huma Wiener’s strap-on.
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What is this some sort of dick-infestation site made strictly for the purpose of misogyny? Newflash, you guys, after festering behind your comps (in your mother’s basements) for over 18 hours looking at porn… that “smell” you’re hallucinating from inanimate images on your screen is coming from your upper lip & cum-encrusted keyboards…. time to wash up! Your 30th bday is tomorrow! :D
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Stfu whore…if I wanted any shit out of you I would just wipe it off my cock
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who let the woman out of the kitchen?? go back in and make us all some sandwiches!!! and grab me a beer while your at it…
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You go girl
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I Am A Retard’s pussy smells like cheap gin and the floor of the bathroom in the first SAW movie.
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dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.
Wow way to steal a joke from the movie anchorman
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I’d bet Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like MONEY…
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I’ll donate to that!
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I can’t deny the genius of “taco farts & Flamingo vomit” I salute you durka durka
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Thank you
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My pussy smells like a pussy.
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and nick jonas’ pussy smells of rainbows and fairy dust. lol farzaneh the midwife my pussy smells like a pussy. my pussy smlls of cum…pro
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I’m not getting the Nancy Grace one, she’s no beauty but she’s not all that fugly either. Besides, Sarah Palin would shoot me if I said anything about her pussy. But that is OK. Sarah Palin makes Obammy cry like a little girl on a daily basis, so she’s one celebrity that I do not hate,.
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This entire site is ridiculous Bullshit. Smell of pussy? Helen Hunt’s camel toe? Selena Gomez in canada doing nothing..? Really. You sit there all day long dreaming up smells for pussy and commenting on pics of people you will never know and you think there is something wrong with them? There is something seriously wrong with you and your ideas.
Dueces.
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Shut your fucking hole douchebag. Nobody asked for a dose of your stupidity. Now go suck some
random transient’s dick and let the grown-ups continue to laugh at your expense. Fucking dick cheese….
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Also your a pervert.
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loon-ellia
Your pussy smells like week old catfish and goat farts.
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Love TITia
Don’t come here knocking this wonderful holy site. Knowing how the celebrity whore pussies smell like is very informative and entertaining at the same time. So keep your sick, depraved perverted thoughts to your self. Nobody cares what you think anyway.
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Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices is my fav!!!
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this site is complete bullshit. have a nice time in your mothers basement jerking it to porn you retards. GET A LIFE!!
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So….why the fuck r u here then goat fucker?!?! Idiot. Did ur mom have any retards that lived?
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Ahha, classic.
Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
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All u mofoes is ugly smell like shit stinky booty bitches
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WTF are you on about? Learn to use proper English you anal fingering ass clown.
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* * * * *RIHANNA LOOKS LIKE A BULLDOG! BEIBER IS GAY AND NIKKI MINAJ IS A RETARD!!!! * * *
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What do you have against bulldogs? And I truly disagree with your statement on Nikki Minaj as that is obviously a man in drag!
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OMFG Durka! I haven’t laughed that hard since the last time I busted ass and squeezed out an SBD while I was pumping the old lady. Dude, you are one twisted, funny mother f#cker! Holy hell…my stomach hurts now…..Hagrid’s dick cheese! Hahahahaha
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Holy shit you guys are fags.Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?Get help you dumbass pieces of shit!
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I salute the brave one who smelt all these cunts and its my deepest prayer that they’re not in a psych-ward after being traumatised by the sight of lady gaga’s dong.
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“She” prefers to have it called a “ga-schlong”.
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How does Hillary Clinton pussy smell?
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It smells like Newts dick
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that was funny what you said about selena gomez but leave justin bieber alone he is a boy not a fucking girl
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he is more of a girl than you, you fucking douche. if you JB you will rot in hell for eternity
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fact: allah resides in hell.
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oh yeah and fuck you tristan. fuck you to hell
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omfg…………is dis a comedy house,u islam terrorists are just funny,u search for pussy and smell dem tru d internet.y’all should get a life.
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And you sir need to get a keyboard that spells out REAL words and has keys for punctuation you fucking fucktard. Go die in a fire.
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Don’t fuck with America .. That’s all. Now burn with you country so we can pave over it and build a wal Mart
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yall is funny
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jennifer anistons vagina smells like fresh cut cherrys lol shalome
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Jennifer Maniston doesn’t have a pussy, he/she has a big ole COCK! i call shemale on dat!
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Lindsys pussy does not smell bad i know i bury my face in it 2-3 times a week since she was 13 belive me it don,t smell bad and it’s tight
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But Britneys does kina like old damp wool sweat socks and kim k’s butt after a long run on a hot day
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Mileys pussy kinda smells but that don’t matter I only have anal sex with her anyway been banging that tight little butthole for years
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Madonnas pussy smell the most like bigfoot and past dated tuna.
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Selena Gomez is one hot little screw I destroyed her tight little pussy with my 11 thick inches of manhood I streached that little pussy out.Now Iam working on her butthole and she sucks a mean dick also
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Paris Hilton is a bitch worst F@#& in hollywood her pussy smell worse than stated kinda like Rhinos ass and used depends with rotting fish guts
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Jennifer Lopez’s is a dirty slut who’s pussy smells like a wet camel in the sahara and a sewage plant in the summer
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Demi Moore”s is an old hag with small saging tits ever see that pic of her from years ago in oui mag the one with the wicked hairy pussy it looked like she was wearing a thong. well think of how much hairs on the tuna boat now smells like coal gas and rotten eggs
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All celeb pussy smells they spend so much time on putting make up on there faces they forget to shower and wash the pussy and ass damn skanky bitches
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Demi Lovatos pussy smells like weed,rotten ol dead cats,a kenyan and burning kerosene on a hot summer day
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I’m not queer, but if Gaga has a dick she can empty it in me anytime.
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I bet they all taste terrible, but if the circumstances were right gagas might be ok
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im a justin bieber hater but your blog is so pathetic.you say justin’s pussy smells like mints and usher’s manjuice.now the only reason you would know that is that you hav took of wiff of his pussy or you had tasted ushers man juice you slut
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totally agree that bitch doesnt know the first fucking thing about justin bieber s pussy or ushers manhood
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I’m a jb hater too and his pussy probably smells like the devils.shithouse after he had diharea
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