What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like

It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.


Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.


With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

Lady Gaga Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
Rihanna Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
cher Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
Katy Perry Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
Britney Spears Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
Shakira Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
Madonna Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
Beyonce Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
Selena Gomez Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
Paris Hilton Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
Megan Fox Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
Sarah Palin Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
Kate Middleton Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
Emma Watson Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
Ke$ha Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.