What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like

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It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.


Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.


With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

Lady Gaga Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
Rihanna Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
cher Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
Katy Perry Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
Britney Spears Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
Shakira Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
Madonna Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
Beyonce Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
Selena Gomez Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
Paris Hilton Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
Megan Fox Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
Sarah Palin Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
Kate Middleton Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
Emma Watson Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
Ke$ha Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

 

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  1. Infidel says:

    “Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.”

    Hahahahahha. That was awesome.

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    • mikie says:

      miley’s pussy smells like my ass after i’ve eaten chilly and brats and drunk german beer all day

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  2. Whatthe says:

    fuck!? What the fuck? No seriously…what…the fuck?

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    • Ali bin Fuqrab says:

      Go back to (or pay attention more in) school you dumb American infidel and perhaps you’ll be able to use proper English and not that Tumblr bullshit.

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      • ??? says:

        Are complaints about proper English on a thread dedicated to the smell of famous people’s vaginas really appropriate?

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    • JustinOtherHobbit says:

      Yeah, I couldn’t have put it better…

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  3. Maxwerm says:

    Abdoulah the Turd Butcher’s pussy smells like napalm.

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      sperm drinker

      My cock felt like it had been dipped in napalm after I defiled your mother.

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  4. Infidel and proud says:

    Once again, our un-educated terrorist brothers have waited for Abdullah the Butcher’s cock to be allowed to be sucked upon by his so called people, who which they don’t realise are camels.

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      infidel

      You wished your mother looked as good as a camel.

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  5. Randy says:

    The Writer’s pussy smells like a wasted college education and a cartload of bitter apples.

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  6. Bigrooster says:

    You have it wrong Taylor Swifts pussy smells like my grandmothers rose garden and tastes like pure honey straight from the beehive. Wild little minx likes setting on a stiff tongue

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  7. IHateCelebs says:

    Michelle Obama’s pussy smells like Love Canal runoff and a Burger King dumpster at 3 am.

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  8. cubs.fan.13 says:

    Hilarious. You just might convert me to Islam.

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    • JustinOtherHobbit says:

      Come on over…It beats thinking for yourself and havin to take a bath every week,

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  9. justice says:

    complétement debile votre truc malade

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  10. Infidel says:

    “Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.”

    With all due respect to the scientists at Tehran university, I am not completely convinced of the veracity of this statement. I therefore submit an application to personally sniff and taste said pussy (free of charge) to provide science with a definitive answer to this controversy.

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    • JustinOtherHobbit says:

      Where do I get in line. You will need a sampling of at least 2 prople to have a taste so the experiment isn’t flawed.

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  11. IHateCelebs says:

    Hillary Clinton’s pussy smells like Huma Wiener’s strap-on.

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  12. LaughingAtRetards says:

    What is this some sort of dick-infestation site made strictly for the purpose of misogyny? Newflash, you guys, after festering behind your comps (in your mother’s basements) for over 18 hours looking at porn… that “smell” you’re hallucinating from inanimate images on your screen is coming from your upper lip & cum-encrusted keyboards…. time to wash up! Your 30th bday is tomorrow! :D

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  13. IHateCelebs says:

    I Am A Retard’s pussy smells like cheap gin and the floor of the bathroom in the first SAW movie.

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  14. sammantha says:

    dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

    Wow way to steal a joke from the movie anchorman

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  15. cholly b says:

    I’d bet Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like MONEY…

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  16. Stinkymcbuzzle says:

    I can’t deny the genius of “taco farts & Flamingo vomit” I salute you durka durka

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  17. Farzaneh the Midwife says:

    My pussy smells like a pussy.

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  18. nicky says:

    and nick jonas’ pussy smells of rainbows and fairy dust. lol farzaneh the midwife my pussy smells like a pussy. my pussy smlls of cum…pro

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  19. IHateCelebs says:

    I’m not getting the Nancy Grace one, she’s no beauty but she’s not all that fugly either. Besides, Sarah Palin would shoot me if I said anything about her pussy. But that is OK. Sarah Palin makes Obammy cry like a little girl on a daily basis, so she’s one celebrity that I do not hate,.

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  20. Lovellia says:

    This entire site is ridiculous Bullshit. Smell of pussy? Helen Hunt’s camel toe? Selena Gomez in canada doing nothing..? Really. You sit there all day long dreaming up smells for pussy and commenting on pics of people you will never know and you think there is something wrong with them? There is something seriously wrong with you and your ideas.
    Dueces.

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    • Some Douche says:

      Shut your fucking hole douchebag. Nobody asked for a dose of your stupidity. Now go suck some
      random transient’s dick and let the grown-ups continue to laugh at your expense. Fucking dick cheese….

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  21. Lovellia says:

    Also your a pervert.

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      loon-ellia

      Your pussy smells like week old catfish and goat farts.

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  22. Anubis says:

    Love TITia

    Don’t come here knocking this wonderful holy site. Knowing how the celebrity whore pussies smell like is very informative and entertaining at the same time. So keep your sick, depraved perverted thoughts to your self. Nobody cares what you think anyway.

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  23. Pixxy says:

    Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices is my fav!!!

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  24. jesse st-germain says:

    this site is complete bullshit. have a nice time in your mothers basement jerking it to porn you retards. GET A LIFE!!

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    • Some Douche says:

      So….why the fuck r u here then goat fucker?!?! Idiot. Did ur mom have any retards that lived?

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  25. screensaver says:

    Ahha, classic.
    Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
    Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.

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  26. sunaofbitch says:

    All u mofoes is ugly smell like shit stinky booty bitches

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    • JustinOtherHobbit says:

      WTF are you on about? Learn to use proper English you anal fingering ass clown.

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  27. CLEVELAND TRUTH says:

    * * * * *RIHANNA LOOKS LIKE A BULLDOG! BEIBER IS GAY AND NIKKI MINAJ IS A RETARD!!!! * * *

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    • JustinOtherHobbit says:

      What do you have against bulldogs? And I truly disagree with your statement on Nikki Minaj as that is obviously a man in drag!

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  28. Some Douche says:

    OMFG Durka! I haven’t laughed that hard since the last time I busted ass and squeezed out an SBD while I was pumping the old lady. Dude, you are one twisted, funny mother f#cker! Holy hell…my stomach hurts now…..Hagrid’s dick cheese! Hahahahaha

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  29. Fahim says:

    Holy shit you guys are fags.Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?Get help you dumbass pieces of shit!

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  30. The T@libnat0r says:

    I salute the brave one who smelt all these cunts and its my deepest prayer that they’re not in a psych-ward after being traumatised by the sight of lady gaga’s dong.

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  31. Norman E. Needermier says:

    How does Hillary Clinton pussy smell?

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  32. tristan says:

    that was funny what you said about selena gomez but leave justin bieber alone he is a boy not a fucking girl

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  33. WTB123 says:

    oh yeah and fuck you tristan. fuck you to hell

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  34. chrisdeez says:

    omfg…………is dis a comedy house,u islam terrorists are just funny,u search for pussy and smell dem tru d internet.y’all should get a life.

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    • Jihadahahahaha says:

      And you sir need to get a keyboard that spells out REAL words and has keys for punctuation you fucking fucktard. Go die in a fire.

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      • Chrisamsn says:

        Don’t fuck with America .. That’s all. Now burn with you country so we can pave over it and build a wal Mart

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  35. mmfan says:

    yall is funny

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  36. aikidovagin says:

    jennifer anistons vagina smells like fresh cut cherrys lol shalome

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    • Hllary's Muff says:

      Jennifer Maniston doesn’t have a pussy, he/she has a big ole COCK! i call shemale on dat!

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  37. Quief says:

    Lindsys pussy does not smell bad i know i bury my face in it 2-3 times a week since she was 13 belive me it don,t smell bad and it’s tight

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  38. Quief says:

    But Britneys does kina like old damp wool sweat socks and kim k’s butt after a long run on a hot day

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  39. Quief says:

    Mileys pussy kinda smells but that don’t matter I only have anal sex with her anyway been banging that tight little butthole for years

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  40. Quief says:

    Madonnas pussy smell the most like bigfoot and past dated tuna.

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  41. Quief says:

    Selena Gomez is one hot little screw I destroyed her tight little pussy with my 11 thick inches of manhood I streached that little pussy out.Now Iam working on her butthole and she sucks a mean dick also

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  42. Quief says:

    Paris Hilton is a bitch worst F@#& in hollywood her pussy smell worse than stated kinda like Rhinos ass and used depends with rotting fish guts

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  43. Quief says:

    Jennifer Lopez’s is a dirty slut who’s pussy smells like a wet camel in the sahara and a sewage plant in the summer

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  44. Quief says:

    Demi Moore”s is an old hag with small saging tits ever see that pic of her from years ago in oui mag the one with the wicked hairy pussy it looked like she was wearing a thong. well think of how much hairs on the tuna boat now smells like coal gas and rotten eggs

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  45. Quief says:

    All celeb pussy smells they spend so much time on putting make up on there faces they forget to shower and wash the pussy and ass damn skanky bitches

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  46. Fuck all you Muts-lims dogs says:

    Demi Lovatos pussy smells like weed,rotten ol dead cats,a kenyan and burning kerosene on a hot summer day

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  47. Hungry says:

    I’m not queer, but if Gaga has a dick she can empty it in me anytime.

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  48. NotGay says:

    I bet they all taste terrible, but if the circumstances were right gagas might be ok

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  49. noneofyourbuisness says:

    im a justin bieber hater but your blog is so pathetic.you say justin’s pussy smells like mints and usher’s manjuice.now the only reason you would know that is that you hav took of wiff of his pussy or you had tasted ushers man juice you slut

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    • fuck that bitch says:

      totally agree that bitch doesnt know the first fucking thing about justin bieber s pussy or ushers manhood

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  50. shithouse says:

    I’m a jb hater too and his pussy probably smells like the devils.shithouse after he had diharea

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