What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like

It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.


Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.


With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

Lady Gaga Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
Rihanna Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
cher Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
Katy Perry Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
Britney Spears Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
Shakira Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
Madonna Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
Beyonce Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
Selena Gomez Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
Paris Hilton Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
Megan Fox Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
Sarah Palin Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
Kate Middleton Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
Emma Watson Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
Ke$ha Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

 

  • Infidel

    “Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.”

    Hahahahahha. That was awesome.

    • mikie

      miley’s pussy smells like my ass after i’ve eaten chilly and brats and drunk german beer all day

      • Johnny

        Ke$ha’s pussy smells like deathly fish shit and devil spawn diarrhea

        • Niko Bellic

          Big Pete’s pussy smells like dead fish and the inside of a warthog’s anus.

          • ABCDEFG

            Looks like Durka Durka has a crush on Miley Cyrus!

          • gobananas

            chaz bonos pussy smells like melted provalone and a huge wad of meatloaf.

          • Peacemaker

            how the hell would anyone know what ALL of these celebrities pussys smell like. and who the fuck even knows what unicorn shit smells like.

      • puki

        laki ah

        • liya

          ye ke laki

      • fuck all islams

        mikie u fucken idiot her pussy smells better than yours

      • nimd4

        Nice how your boyfriend shares that information with you, cute.

        • ME oryou

          Q3 arena. fuck up dildo lol.

      • bobrae

        Miley Cyrus pussy smells like fresh watermelons just cut.

        • bigdong

          no miley’s pussy smell’s like anus vomit..hahahaha

          • jay hicks

            Taste like it too !!!!!!

      • alex

        u got somezhing against german beer?

      • mikie is wrong

        you don’t eat beer and beer can’t be drunk

  • Whatthe

    fuck!? What the fuck? No seriously…what…the fuck?

    • Ali bin Fuqrab

      Go back to (or pay attention more in) school you dumb American infidel and perhaps you’ll be able to use proper English and not that Tumblr bullshit.

      • ???

        Are complaints about proper English on a thread dedicated to the smell of famous people’s vaginas really appropriate?

        • Some asshole

          Yes. Yes they are. Now excuse me while i go stone some homosexual jews.

        • bigdong

          yup tatzz guuuud,,,,,duh wat the fuck does justin bieber do here,,did’nt know he had a pussy???hehehe…

          • jesse

            i think fucking muslims are gay just look at them before they wake up they tied their blankets all over their bodys after of long period of not having sex they become hunter of pussy gang bang style raping any woman they see on the street it is fucking crazy before they can have sex they have to ask their god ok just bend over we stick a big cock on their asses and free to go gang bang all over the city

      • B.H.Obama

        Do us all a favor and go blow yourself up. Islam is bullshit. Fuck Allah.

        • Aikido Taliban

          hy u watch it b4 wi alkaidaz kill u madafucker

          • Aikido Taliban

            im an idiot fuck islam im a fucking unicorn.

          • cedric vjff

            Ya getting mean ain’t t ya

    • JustinOtherHobbit

      Yeah, I couldn’t have put it better…

  • Maxwerm

    Abdoulah the Turd Butcher’s pussy smells like napalm.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      sperm drinker

      My cock felt like it had been dipped in napalm after I defiled your mother.

      • JokesOnYou

        lol i love u abdulla <3

        ALLAHU AKBAR!

      • Peacemaker

        hey Abdullah the dick, if you “defiled” maxwerm’s mother, what’s her real name?

        • raymond

          you talk like you are on crack dope head. you sound more like a bitch

  • Infidel and proud

    Once again, our un-educated terrorist brothers have waited for Abdullah the Butcher’s cock to be allowed to be sucked upon by his so called people, who which they don’t realise are camels.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      infidel

      You wished your mother looked as good as a camel.

      • WebSiteWasGoodUntilReligionCameAlong

        I just love how you go around on all the forums and and call people Infidels. It’s very…mature of you. And why do you hate America so much, when during the crusades America wasn’t even settled by the Englishmen yet?! Go try to blow them up or something.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          sucks_all_cocks

          When you blow up something…….its a cock at the glory hole. And you do it to eat jizz and because you’re a homoqueer..

        • amaricans rule

          u try to blow amaricans we will fuck u up u bitch

  • Randy

    The Writer’s pussy smells like a wasted college education and a cartload of bitter apples.

    • Ali bin Fuqrab

      Someone is projecting….

  • Bigrooster

    You have it wrong Taylor Swifts pussy smells like my grandmothers rose garden and tastes like pure honey straight from the beehive. Wild little minx likes setting on a stiff tongue

  • IHateCelebs

    Michelle Obama’s pussy smells like Love Canal runoff and a Burger King dumpster at 3 am.

  • cubs.fan.13

    Hilarious. You just might convert me to Islam.

    • JustinOtherHobbit

      Come on over…It beats thinking for yourself and havin to take a bath every week,

      • Cheese On Toast

        dirty prick, you know why you are called sand niggers? cause you lazy pricks got that much shit on yo bodies. it knocks me sick.

  • justice

    complétement debile votre truc malade

    • bigdong

      non o contraire c bien ta po envie de sentir l’odeur et la chaleur ki ressort de ces pussy’s???hehehhe

  • Infidel

    “Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.”

    With all due respect to the scientists at Tehran university, I am not completely convinced of the veracity of this statement. I therefore submit an application to personally sniff and taste said pussy (free of charge) to provide science with a definitive answer to this controversy.

    • JustinOtherHobbit

      Where do I get in line. You will need a sampling of at least 2 prople to have a taste so the experiment isn’t flawed.

      • troll face

        i will sample all of them

  • IHateCelebs

    Hillary Clinton’s pussy smells like Huma Wiener’s strap-on.

  • LaughingAtRetards

    What is this some sort of dick-infestation site made strictly for the purpose of misogyny? Newflash, you guys, after festering behind your comps (in your mother’s basements) for over 18 hours looking at porn… that “smell” you’re hallucinating from inanimate images on your screen is coming from your upper lip & cum-encrusted keyboards…. time to wash up! Your 30th bday is tomorrow! :D

    • Badmotherfucker

      Stfu whore…if I wanted any shit out of you I would just wipe it off my cock

    • Abdullahmohammed

      who let the woman out of the kitchen?? go back in and make us all some sandwiches!!! and grab me a beer while your at it…

      • WutIsThisShittyWebSite

        Why are guys concered ONLY about the kitchen? Your bibs need to be washed too… Better go grab the washing board assholes

    • durka durka

      You go girl

    • daflodeo

      Thank you sweetheart because I found these comments degrading to women in general and a ball face lie about their intimate scent. All men are males but not all males are men and real men have a quality in them that God gave us that make us adore women for they are worth every bit of the heart ache and head aches they give us. What has a sweet smell of innocence mixed with a touch of naughtiness and delightful excitement? PUSSY and those of us whose passions are set ablaze with an insatiable desire from the smell of the “wealth” thats between their legs that they unselfishly share with us know how to appreciate them for what they are, fountains of life. If the scent of pussy made these sexually repressed bafoons react to it like it were an aphrodisiac that gave them an usual sexual prowess that makes them unselfish in their love making they’d find contentment in life. Most guys who are freaks behind getting their joints sucked are selfish in their sexual performance and in their relationships and are the ones that speak so derogatory. I’m unique in the sense that I have never been able to get off from a bj or jacking off but the warm moist magic of pussy spells relief for me. I hit the jackpot when my wife fell for me but when she was my gf I keep my fetish a secret from her, so I thought. She made my lunch for work and one day I sat down and reached in the bag for a sandwich and at first I thought it was a red napkin but it was her fragrant panties scented with her intimate oder and Ciara perfume….. what a private delight I thought and when i get home I’m going to laugh at her for drinking too much Chanti with that Columbian red weed. But when I got home and opened my mouth I found that I had walked into an ambush. She said as serious as she could be, “Donald I know that you have been stealing my worn panties and I’m sure that you are not wearing them so you must be sniffing them and I knew exactly what I was doing when I did it and I did it because the way that you have been fucking me I don’t want you thinking of no other woman but me!” That was the day that I knew she was going to be my wife. She is 12 yrs. younger and had not much sexual experience and had only two other lovers that made her think that sex was over rated for she had never had an orgasm. It took 3 weeks after we met for her to share her “wealth” with me after that first time she wanted it every day so she just moved in with me. When she found out that the smell of my sperm in her made my passion for her so intense and was giving her 3 and 4 orgasms every time we made love she gladly acquiesce to my request and keeps a little twang in her thing for my pleasure. She gets a kick out of how fast my johnson comes to attention when she puts her panties to my nose. she feels special and flattered that she has a man that treasures her used panties and everything else she’s got and God gave her a gift of ample and round behind that makes me weak in the knees when I watch her dress or undress and I swear if I didn’t believe in God I’d be on my knees worshiping all that sweet soft “sugar” she sits on. The comments I read tells me that some guys originated from some primordial miasma and don’t have the sense to realize that if God made anything better than pussy He must have kept it for Himself. Are you mf”s faggots? There is not a real man in this world who when given a choice to become the richest man on earth but with one stipulation that he can never experience the magic and tenderness of a woman’s feminine charms would embrace such a lousy deal. So how can a creature with such value smell like your upper lip and cum-encrusted key broads? LAR how true your were in that statement.

      • bigdong

        can i eat your wife’s pussyyy please????

      • bigdong

        daflodeo can i seriously eat your wife’s pussy????hehehe please…must be sweet n sour…mmmmnn

      • Magic Carpet Rpg

        Stfu you pussy sniffing cocksucker with ur softcore porn penthouse letter reject! What a wanker, he compares his wife to a bunch of Hollywood harlots knowing his wife’s pastrami smells like wormwood soaked pig farts with a hint of rotting cilantro.

      • ME oryou

        get a life you fucking dildo

  • IHateCelebs

    I Am A Retard’s pussy smells like cheap gin and the floor of the bathroom in the first SAW movie.

  • sammantha

    dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

    Wow way to steal a joke from the movie anchorman

    • dede9999

      Whats wrong with Indian food ? I love Indian food! It’s amazing ! And please stop degrading Indian people. I am an Indian. I understand the long lasting conflict between our countries but this should not be extended . And to all you other Muslim hater people : all Muslim people aren’t bad! The community of celebjihad is doing this for their amusement. It isn’t the whole religion that’s bad. Only a small group of people. And if you’re wondering why I’m saying this… Well I’m taking a stand. My boyfriend is a Muslim man. But he isn’t bad nor is he rude I love him so much and seeing this site really upset him. Please take this into consideration.

      – a well wisher

      • Magic Carpet Rpg

        Roflmao!

  • cholly b

    I’d bet Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like MONEY…

    • JustinOtherHobbit

      I’ll donate to that!

  • Stinkymcbuzzle

    I can’t deny the genius of “taco farts & Flamingo vomit” I salute you durka durka

    • durka durka

      Thank you

  • Farzaneh the Midwife

    My pussy smells like a pussy.

  • nicky

    and nick jonas’ pussy smells of rainbows and fairy dust. lol farzaneh the midwife my pussy smells like a pussy. my pussy smlls of cum…pro

  • IHateCelebs

    I’m not getting the Nancy Grace one, she’s no beauty but she’s not all that fugly either. Besides, Sarah Palin would shoot me if I said anything about her pussy. But that is OK. Sarah Palin makes Obammy cry like a little girl on a daily basis, so she’s one celebrity that I do not hate,.

    • an americanwholovemuslimextremists

      Bullshit!!!
      Obama is the reason why that Alaskan redneck cunt decided not to run for office because she knew that she wouldn’t stand a chance.

      now take whatever little sense you have and go pay to get your facts straight you republican dumbass.
      LMAO@U!!!

  • Lovellia

    This entire site is ridiculous Bullshit. Smell of pussy? Helen Hunt’s camel toe? Selena Gomez in canada doing nothing..? Really. You sit there all day long dreaming up smells for pussy and commenting on pics of people you will never know and you think there is something wrong with them? There is something seriously wrong with you and your ideas.
    Dueces.

    • Some Douche

      Shut your fucking hole douchebag. Nobody asked for a dose of your stupidity. Now go suck some
      random transient’s dick and let the grown-ups continue to laugh at your expense. Fucking dick cheese….

    • Aloha Snackbar

      “Deuces” Oh, you’re so hip and cool. How can I be that cool? Which Lil Wayne albums do you recommend for me to bone up on my reggin street lingo?

  • Lovellia

    Also your a pervert.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      loon-ellia

      Your pussy smells like week old catfish and goat farts.

      • WutIsThisShittyWebSite

        Abdullah The Bitcher

        Stop defending your shitty little Muslim Website, It sucks camel balls

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          shitty-smegma king

          This site is supported by Allah and is a major source of information for young Islamist fundamentalists.

          if anyone is sucking the camel balls….it is you.

          • alex

            allah is a peodo who dresses little girls in ninja outfits, he wrote the koran so freaks like you can rape woman, in a 1000 years you freaks will read harry potter and think its real
            allah was a homosexual, well he slept with little boys as well, why dont you smelly unshaven, unwashed, primitive apes go back to your caves in the desert and stay there in stead of claiming benefits here, go and crush each other to death by trying to touch your silly little box where mo died. you bearded baboons rape your wives cause they dont even want to have sex with you small cocked camel fuckers, like i said in time you lot will be reading the holy scriptures of harry potter and preying to owls

          • muslims want to suck my dick

            if this is what allah likes he is a fucking gay ass homosexual shit bag son of a bitch mother fucker

          • andrew

            no thats not true they aren’t muslims they are mentally retarted people. thats not true islam. islam teaches us great lessons its a best religion allah never said that disgrace any woman.they are not muslims

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            alex the fag

            shut up you silly ass-pirate.

            When us Muslims get finished stoning you, there wont be enough of you left to feed a dung beetle.

          • mastercheif john-117

            astagfirulla shame on u abdullah. god will never support this dirty website. im feelin like u guys are all indians from india so bring ur curry sniffin nose to l.a. and sniff all the pussies. this website is not an islamic website.

      • muslims want to suck my dick

        you are definitely pretending you are from the middle east: they don’t have fucking catfish dumbass

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          sucks doney dicks

          you backward mofo.

          Us Muslims get our catfish sent to us via UPS.

          get out of the ghetto you crackhead bastard and get sober…you’ll want to know when Islam takes over and the Caliphate Army comes to kill you.

          suck on that dumbass.

          • I will kick your ass 4 the USA

            abdullah the bitcher – you dont even know what UPS stands for – it means united parcel service – and no they dont have UPS in islam you retarded as shit camel fucker!

    • eatmyfathappycack

      you’re

  • Anubis

    Love TITia

    Don’t come here knocking this wonderful holy site. Knowing how the celebrity whore pussies smell like is very informative and entertaining at the same time. So keep your sick, depraved perverted thoughts to your self. Nobody cares what you think anyway.

  • Pixxy

    Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices is my fav!!!

    • ComeAtMeBro

      emma watsons was the best i sat there for like 10 mins, pissing myself laughing at it XD
      Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.

  • jesse st-germain

    this site is complete bullshit. have a nice time in your mothers basement jerking it to porn you retards. GET A LIFE!!

    • Some Douche

      So….why the fuck r u here then goat fucker?!?! Idiot. Did ur mom have any retards that lived?

    • Salim the All Knowing

      We will be at your house to tonight for your stoning, ( not the kind with blunts either you ghetto ass infidel). Afterwards we will celebrate by leaving thousands of unborn children on your mothers face.

  • screensaver

    Ahha, classic.
    Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
    Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.

  • sunaofbitch

    All u mofoes is ugly smell like shit stinky booty bitches

    • JustinOtherHobbit

      WTF are you on about? Learn to use proper English you anal fingering ass clown.

      • bigdong

        terz no proper english as smellin pussies of this big hole celebrities justinotherhobbit,,hehehehe,,,u should learn to smell womens pussies heheheheehe

  • CLEVELAND TRUTH

    * * * * *RIHANNA LOOKS LIKE A BULLDOG! BEIBER IS GAY AND NIKKI MINAJ IS A RETARD!!!! * * *

    • JustinOtherHobbit

      What do you have against bulldogs? And I truly disagree with your statement on Nikki Minaj as that is obviously a man in drag!

  • Some Douche

    OMFG Durka! I haven’t laughed that hard since the last time I busted ass and squeezed out an SBD while I was pumping the old lady. Dude, you are one twisted, funny mother f#cker! Holy hell…my stomach hurts now…..Hagrid’s dick cheese! Hahahahaha

  • Fahim

    Holy shit you guys are fags.Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?Get help you dumbass pieces of shit!

    • bigdong

      no fahim tatz gud u should learn to smell womens pussies and eat anuses more often and tell us how does it felt???

  • The T@libnat0r

    I salute the brave one who smelt all these cunts and its my deepest prayer that they’re not in a psych-ward after being traumatised by the sight of lady gaga’s dong.

    • JustinOtherHobbit

      “She” prefers to have it called a “ga-schlong”.

  • Norman E. Needermier

    How does Hillary Clinton pussy smell?

    • Quief

      It smells like Newts dick

      • LUG NUT

        Hillary Clinton’s pussy smells like something crawled up in it & died, then come back to life & farted…then died again.

        • Dgroll1

          What the fuck is up with this Posting!!!! This guy is fucking retarted!!!! And by the way, Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like Heaven and cherries!!!!! Id nail her tight pussy!!! and id nail Miley Cyrus’s tight Ass before she gets married!!!!

  • tristan

    that was funny what you said about selena gomez but leave justin bieber alone he is a boy not a fucking girl

    • WTB123

      he is more of a girl than you, you fucking douche. if you JB you will rot in hell for eternity

      • nigger foster father

        fact: allah resides in hell.

  • WTB123

    oh yeah and fuck you tristan. fuck you to hell

  • chrisdeez

    omfg…………is dis a comedy house,u islam terrorists are just funny,u search for pussy and smell dem tru d internet.y’all should get a life.

    • Jihadahahahaha

      And you sir need to get a keyboard that spells out REAL words and has keys for punctuation you fucking fucktard. Go die in a fire.

      • Chrisamsn

        Don’t fuck with America .. That’s all. Now burn with you country so we can pave over it and build a wal Mart

      • alex

        and you sir need a wash and a shave you rapist, why do you lot dress your woman up like nijas? and rape them if they dont sleep with you, the koran is as good as toilet paper oh yer you lot dont use that yet you use your hands still you primitive apes,actually thats unfair on apes they are more intelligent, they dont believe in hocus pocus crap (koran, harry potter) when are we going to see muslims come up with technology for the world like cars etc never you know why?cause your all useless rapists

      • I will kick your ass 4 the USA

        jihadahahasshole – fucktard is not a word you dumb camel fucker

    • bigdong

      no u should n smell pussies more often…hehehe

    • Salim the All Knowing

      WTF, you think muslims are dumb? What of of English is that? Fuck, my camel has a better sense of vocabulary and spelling then your dumb coon ass. Hows this, y’all should get a job. Eat shit and die mofo.

  • mmfan

    yall is funny

  • aikidovagin

    jennifer anistons vagina smells like fresh cut cherrys lol shalome

    • Hllary’s Muff

      Jennifer Maniston doesn’t have a pussy, he/she has a big ole COCK! i call shemale on dat!

  • Quief

    Lindsys pussy does not smell bad i know i bury my face in it 2-3 times a week since she was 13 belive me it don,t smell bad and it’s tight

  • Quief

    But Britneys does kina like old damp wool sweat socks and kim k’s butt after a long run on a hot day

  • Quief

    Mileys pussy kinda smells but that don’t matter I only have anal sex with her anyway been banging that tight little butthole for years

  • Quief

    Madonnas pussy smell the most like bigfoot and past dated tuna.

  • Quief

    Selena Gomez is one hot little screw I destroyed her tight little pussy with my 11 thick inches of manhood I streached that little pussy out.Now Iam working on her butthole and she sucks a mean dick also

  • Quief

    Paris Hilton is a bitch worst F@#& in hollywood her pussy smell worse than stated kinda like Rhinos ass and used depends with rotting fish guts

  • Quief

    Jennifer Lopez’s is a dirty slut who’s pussy smells like a wet camel in the sahara and a sewage plant in the summer

  • Quief

    Demi Moore”s is an old hag with small saging tits ever see that pic of her from years ago in oui mag the one with the wicked hairy pussy it looked like she was wearing a thong. well think of how much hairs on the tuna boat now smells like coal gas and rotten eggs

  • Quief

    All celeb pussy smells they spend so much time on putting make up on there faces they forget to shower and wash the pussy and ass damn skanky bitches

  • Fuck all you Muts-lims dogs

    Demi Lovatos pussy smells like weed,rotten ol dead cats,a kenyan and burning kerosene on a hot summer day

  • Hungry

    I’m not queer, but if Gaga has a dick she can empty it in me anytime.

  • NotGay

    I bet they all taste terrible, but if the circumstances were right gagas might be ok

  • noneofyourbuisness

    im a justin bieber hater but your blog is so pathetic.you say justin’s pussy smells like mints and usher’s manjuice.now the only reason you would know that is that you hav took of wiff of his pussy or you had tasted ushers man juice you slut

    • fuck that bitch

      totally agree that bitch doesnt know the first fucking thing about justin bieber s pussy or ushers manhood

    • bigdong

      fuck u y u say ur a justin’s hater and you tend to go against the blog,,you must be a justin’s fucker instead..hehehe you go fuck justin’s anus and his father butthole…hahaha

  • shithouse

    I’m a jb hater too and his pussy probably smells like the devils.shithouse after he had diharea