What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like
After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.
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Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins. |
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Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast. |
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Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt. |
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg. |
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Miley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries. |
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Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole. |
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Reese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning. |
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Elizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola. |
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Britney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta. |
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Jessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment. |
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Angelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother. |
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine. |
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Jessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken? |
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Scarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet. |
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Madonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide. |
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Natalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza. |
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Jodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods. |
hey bitches jessica alba and angelina jolie’s pussies taste like heaven and beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bea Arthur tastes like Powdered milk and vinegar.
Megan Fox tastes like cinnamon sugar.
Anne Coulter’s pussy tastes like haggis and lint.
Katie Holmes pussy tastes like a closet door…
Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy tastes like dust with a hint of hope and basil.
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My pussy tastes like Thanksgiving Day turkey and its gizzards, bad memories of deceased friends and relatives, my disgust and loathing towards my two grandchildren (Joshua and Justin Drake of Hammond, Indiana), the irritability my daughter-in-law and son have when in my presence, and whatever outfits and little nick-nacks I find at the cheap store.
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best comments ever my day is made
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you guys really know what pussies taste like…
hahahahahahahahaha…
LOL
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My pussy tastes like fire and brimstone…
Lucy Liu’s pussy tastes like Tiger Balm…
Satan’s Pussy smells like the four horsemen drawing nigh…
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hilary clinton’s pussy tastes like sausages
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My gurls pussy tastes like a penny and her ass tastes like a penny with shit on it
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Cucumber sandwiches, depression, and new car smell it’s all pretty lulzy. My favorites are of the type; … smells like noun and adjective.
Good laugh. Thanks all.
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Sally Fields pussy tastes like Boniva.
Megan Fox’s pussy tastes like peaches and cream.
Michael Jackson pussy tastes like plastic death.
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Soraya M’s pussy tastes like misogyny, barbarism & violent mob.
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I wonder if I spelled her name right…
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I thought that Reese Witherspoon’s pussy tasted like Salt and Vinegar Chips…… But I guess opinions vary! :)
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Michelle Obama’s pussy tastes like Ru Paul. (“You better work…”).
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Ann Coulter’s pussy tastes like…..
A DICK!
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because she has one!
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Which one of you Liberal Hollywood Media Elitists deleted my post?
Oh…. by the way. Alan Colmes’ pussy tastes like Dick Morris’s toes.
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Chuck Norris’s Pussy smells like pain in your ass!!
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Tastes and smells like teen spirit.
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Erin Andrews’s pussy tastes like Tim Tebow’s Bible and Heisman trophy
Sarah Palin’s pussy tastes like Tina Fey’s pussy if Tina Fey’s pussy was drenched in wolf gore.
Barbara Bush’s pussy, both Barbara Bushes, tastes like Bill Clinton.
Tipper Gore’s pussy tastes like Bill Clinton.
Barack Obama’s pussy tastes like he was born in Kenya.
Salma Hayek’s pussy tastes like my dick covered in Halle Berry’s poop.
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hahahhaa,good humor, donot know people think how much about girls and more over of Celeb-Gals. Although it has no proof that the above celeb-gals would be tasting as spelled above,even though people will be having to just go through this tastefull page as if they are tasting in real.
Good humor.
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no lindsay lohans pussy tastes like aftershave
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jenna jameson’s pussy smells like napalm in the morning
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Why were you so kind to Rosie O’Donnell?
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My wifes pussy tastes like
uh
I dont know what her pussy tastes like anymore
(been a while:P
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Kelly Clarkson’s pussy tastes like a plane mistaken for a star in the night sky.
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Lady Gaga’s pussy tastes just like Dale Bozzio’s.
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This SHIT is so FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my pussy tastes like this inside of a farmers hat after being inside a pig infested barn for 2 weeks, tops.
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I don’t know what it would taste like, but in her prime, Bea Arthur’s pussy smelled like the gates of hell.
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I like pussy more than the other pussy lovin folk, I thunk da jokes b good, but Debbie Matenopoluous pussy taste like olive oil and not frrrrresh squizze.
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My girl friends pussy tastes like orange peelings and so does her sisters.
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Oh did I mention that I have tasted Ashley Olsons cunt and its just plain good
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My boyfriend says my pussy tastes like coffee creamer. That’s acoincidence because so does his cum
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my friends pussy tastes like sweet juicy candy
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Charlize Theron’s pussy tastes like $1,700,000 Bugatti Veyron. Imagine that …
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lady gaga’s pussy tastes like…oh wait.. thats not a pussy.. its a fucking dick !!
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hmmmmmm, this is real funny.
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Any healthy grl frm Bg ready to offer pussey for tasting so that I can tell the taste
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Angelina Jolies pussy takes like the flag of Burkina Faso and dust.
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my moms pussy taste like , fuck, i dont know, i was aborted
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Jennie garths pussy tastes like pussy.
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my wifes pussy is about the sweetest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth. I can pull her whole clitoris out with my lips and suck it until she can’t stand it and I have to replace my tongue with my cock.
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i have a cat to not sure i want to eat it and find out what it tatst like
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Clint Eastwood’s pussy taste like Clyde’s shit
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miley’s pussy tastes like astroglide
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Avril Lavigne’s pussy tastes like a skater boy underwear…
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Anna Nicole’s Pussy smells like mildew and denture cream.
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alright..
oprah winfrey’s pussy tastes like a box of uncle ben’s rice and a forbes magazine
kim kardashian’s pussy tastes like second-rate nfl busts and shag carpet
pam anderson’s pussy tastes like hepatitis… and David Hasselhoff
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selena gomez pussy tastes like heaven
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E.T’s pussy smells like rotten bodies and smelly african babies and it taste like arnold schwarzenegger’s big greasy balls and ear wax
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