What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

sigourney weaver Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.
lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.
paris hilton Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt.
sarah jessica parker Sarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg.
miley cyrus Miley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries.
rosie odonnell Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole.
reese witherspoon Reese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning.
elizabeth taylor Elizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola.
britney spears Britney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta.
jessica alba Jessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment.
angelina jolie Angelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother.
jennifer love hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine.
jessica simpson Jessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken?
scarlett johansson Scarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet.
madonna Madonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide.
natalie portman Natalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza.
jodie foster Jodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods.