What Celebrities Look Like Before & After Airbrushing

As us Muslims know, most celebrities are not actually human, but rather shape-shifting reptilian creatures hell-bent on destroying the human race for the profit of the Zionists and the glory of their lord Satan.


Thanks to advancements in the Jew sciences of airbrushing and Photoshop, celebrities have been able to keep their horrible true forms hidden… until now.


As you can see in the before and after airbrushing photos below, the true nature of the heathen celebrities is finally revealed, and it is frightening.



Penelope Cruz


Penelope Cruz



Madonna


Madonna



Mariah Carey


Mariah Carey



Kourtney Kardashian


Kourtney Kardashian



Keira Knightley


Keira Knightley



Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba



Faith Hill


Faith Hill



Britney Spears


Britney Spears

 

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I’m a whore, but I’m a classy whore. First btw.

    • The West is The Best

      Allsmelly DiCunto

      More like noclass whore STFU and get back to your donkey shows The late show is going to be a four way with your father and uncle doing you while you suck off the donkey you are afilthy smelly pig.

      • Anubis

        The before pictures of those disgusting infidel skanks are disgusting, not meant to be seen if you have a weak stomach and vomit easily.

        And incest inbred West, get your homoqueer head out of the stinkin’ whore DiCarlo’s ass, you filthy degenerate!

        • Alissa C DiCarlo

          West

          You can still put your tounge my ass as far as you can reach it.

          xxoo

          • The West is the Best

            Alissa

            Oh yes. Thank you. I will do as you say. I just love sliding my tounge back and forth inside your anus hole. But I do prefer men you see. Like Skinny Pete and his fat schLONG.

          • The West Is the Best

            Allsmelly DiCunto

            No way I would get near your foul smelling ass you pig just have you father or uncle take care of you they must like stinking ass&pussy cause there always banging you between donkey shows.

          • The West Is the Best

            Stupid smelly DiCunto

            DiCunto how stupid can you be if your going to be an imposter at least get it right It’s Is the Best not is the Best you are a fuck up must be the fumes from your stinking pussy damaging your brain.

        • The West Is the Best

          All Anal pumper Anubis

          Talking about asses again you filthy homosexual pig keep that talk at the gloryhole.

          • Zohair – The Good One

            Gayest of the West

            What the fuck you prick. One moment you are stalking Alissa Carlo (Which is fine, by the way) and next moment you are stalking Brother Anubis.

            What are you? Transgendered Bisexual Stalker?

            Either keep your stalking limited to female whores and continue living, or sign your own death warrant by stalking Muslim Brothers

            Your choice

          • The West Is The Best

            Nohair

            Your butt buddy Anubis don’t no when to keep his mouth shut it seems the only time this happens is when he has a cock in it which is most of the time As for you you don’t have the balls all you muslim fags do is hide behind your keyboards..

            Oh shit I should not have used the word behind thats gonna send you muslim homos into a frenzy and run to your nearest gloryhole.

        • The West Is the Best

          Master Anubis

          Please forgive imposter West. I will suckle your penis till you come gobs into my mouth.

          • The West Is The Best

            Imposter West Aka Allissa DiCunto

            Stinky DiCunto you Trailer trash piece of shit use your own name you smelly donkey fucking product of insest.

          • Anubis

            incest inbred West -

            You have come to this holy Islamic site in a feeble attempt to have a disgusting homosexual affair with a Muslim, but knowing we are all totally straight and loathe depraved queers such as yourself must really frustrate you no end. You may unfortunately continue spewing your homo comments at us, but you’ll only receive our utter contempt for doing so.

            Also it appears that you are afflicted with some form of queer dementia with your schizophrenic postings. In many you lust in making homo advances to us pious Muslims which is totally revolting to us, then you comment on your previous lustful comment calling yourself an “imposter”. Obviously the inner workings of a very sick and mentally depraved psychopath.

            May I suggest that you shove your head into a large heavy duty meat grinder or equivalent as soon as possible to cure your deranged queer mind.

          • The West Is the Best

            Anus Anubis

            Sorry homo iam not into that gay muslim thing and only a dipshit like you would not no that DiCunto is the imposter. Keep me out of your gay sex plans there are plenty of homo muslims on this site if that don’t work go to one of the many gay bars in the middle east Im sure you no where they are.

          • Anubis

            Another filthy homoerectus reply from Inbred Incestual West. Why don’t you go fudge pack the trolling queer assman with his many aliases to make himself seem better.

  • aghmed

    witchcraft! burn them at the stake!

  • Grand Dragon Pete

    This is what being a powerful klansman is all about.

    I go out, kick muslim and nigger ass all day, then come back to my mansion and have a big orgy with all of these women……on top of a big pile of $100 bills.

    Some people would call it a “sticky” situation…..at least for the women.

    KKK

    • Imam Khalid

      So, you’d actually fuck dirty sheboon Mariah “Niggerlips” Carey, mudrace superstar Kourtney Koondashian, spic Jessica Alba and crypto-Jew Madonna?

      • Imam Khalid

        Oh and hook-nosed wetback Penelope “Cocaine Vacuum” Cruise?

        • Grand Dragon Pete

          It is permissible to sex women of any race as long as they’re a slave and one wraps their mighty aryan manhood with a 50 gal trash bag…..which is just big enough.

          Only aryan women (relatives or otherwise) can be married and bear our children.

          We really are quite an understanding and generous race.

          KKK

          • Imam Khalid

            White kuffars are nasty.

        • Grand Dragon Pete

          So is your mother…..but that didn’t stop me from taking her to a place I like to call “pound town”

          KKK

    • Steve the Christian

      God Bless You. You are a true Christian Warrior. I thank you for destroying the Muslim animals.

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    I’d like to see before and after in Bhurkas…….

    ….and then suicide worship vests

  • Alissa C.DiCarlo

    Observer
    What good are bhurkas you can’t see nothing you stupid homo Someone should shove a suicide vest up your ass and blow your brains out.

    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      Intriguing analysis, Alissa…….

      ….tell me more about ass-shoving and blowing…..

      • The West Is the Best

        Observer
        That could take all day she is an expert with donkeys and dogs.Don’t get to close her foul oders will choke you.

  • CelebFAKEhad

    fake of course

  • moshe dayan

    WTF?

    Did some tribal bantu pygmy groid somehow scrape enough brain cells together to post onto this site? Looks like niggerish to me.

    Eat shit and die mofo

  • IAmARealGirl

    My beautiful vagina needs no photoshopping, unlike these worn out Hollywood skanks.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I don’t give a damn what these whores look like. They have insulted Islam by parading their perverted ways in front of the world.

    I only want to see a “before and after” shot when us Muslims blast them with the AK-47.

  • Timmy Jenkins

    You can see Britney Spears’ camel toe. Camel toes are funny. They make me laugh like this hahahaha

  • mayhem

    every one looks better than a sand niggaz camel faced bitches……..

    • Anubis

      gayhim -

      All your niggerese ape replies with infantile anti Islamic gibberish is becoming monotonous.

  • Umar the Brown

    It would have been more enjoyable if the hairy Armenian Kardhashian baby had been black in one photo and then white in the touched up photo.

    Ha! Those Armenians love big cocks ever since us Muslims raped the hell out of them for forty years or so. If there are no Muslims around they go for the porch monkeys.

  • bored_out_my_atonement_Arse

    You can bloody well go fuck yourselves, you bloody coonts. If you hadn’t had so much in-fighting after the Soviets got dug out by the Americans, your Middle-Eastern arses would still be in business with us Irishfolk. But, seeing as you guys are not in the hash business so much, the IRA are still pretty fucked.

    Hell, we could blame it on both you and the British monarchy. You fucking cunts, always getting in the way of business. If there hadn’t been all that bullshit back then and now, you wouldn’t be needing to kiss my white, Irish arse.

    On another note, don’t be bloody calling me a deranged American. Americans are stupid, fat, and ugly people who don’t know the difference between a cow and a pig other than the fact that it tastes good.

    Now I better get going, as I need to finish my pint of Guinness.

    So, fuck the lot o’ ya and Happy Saint Patty’s Day!

    As to my Austrian heritage, I can’t wait until Oktoberfest. Sig Heil! … And best of luck to the IRA to a new united Irish Republic! No more Northern and Southern Ireland. That makes it too bloody confusing.

  • agnostic

    the most comments are just creepy…
    i’m ashamed of beeing a human when i see something like that

    actually i just wanted to say, that these pictures are not frightening like it is writen above. just pictures of normal women with all their little so called mistakes. sadly the mass media and all the fashion makes us thinking that just “perfect” young bodys are beatiful. and sadly these women have learned that they are just important when they look “good” and are just loved when they have “perfect” bodies.
    we should feel sorry for them and teach our children that everyone and everything in this world is beautiful as he/she/it is.

    and for all the people which have commented above:
    “you’er freedom ends where the freedom of others beginns”

    this earth needs more love….

  • Areu

    Are you all insane ?
    The world would be a better place if all humans who belongs to a religious extreme would just vanish
    I wish you would all just re-think your way of life and just be kind to your fellow man and live the best life you could without judging your fellow world citizens

    That’s all I’m saying because it won’t change your weak little minds that couldn’t grow if you were injected with Miracle grow !!

  • Hoyt

    I can’t believe I actually sat here and read this stuff. If you guys did this to try at blog publishing, you did pretty good, because I was intrigued for about 10 minutes. That is pretty long for the stupid shit I read. All of you should meet up at the Midtowne Spa and get it over with. Just not my Midtowne Spa. HA!

  • ljkasdfhbladjh

    WOW THERE IS THE WORST RACIST THINGS HERE AS I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET IN MY LIFE.

  • Boom Town

    guys guys guys who cares!

    Muslim brother, don’t look at the women or move back to a country who gives a shit and resist the spread of Western ideology in your own country. I mean look our culture isn’t brilliant but it’s ours. You come in my country and then tell me my culture is wrong, thats how it all started, and now our troops are in your country telling you you culture is wrong – also very not cool.

    Peace and love to you all brothers as hey maybe I don’t believe in God/Allah whatever but I can still respect my fellow brothers. So hey as Jesus would say forgive thine brother even though he say some very nasty things some times.

  • Elpen Jew

    The comments show how fucking ignorant you are.
    Muslim shit.

  • Peace

    Here I was thinking Islam was suppose to be the religion of peace. Guess it really isn’t but it shouldn’t matter what your religion, race, age or gender is everyone is beautiful. It just takes the right person to see it.

    • TheGiant

      bwahaha!! Islam?? religion of peace? where have you been the last ten years. Or your world history class for that matter.