Video: Snooki Arrested By Italian Police
MTV’s hit series “The Jersey Shore” has begone filming in Florence, Italy, and already one of the show’s stars is in trouble with the local law enforcement.
As you can see in the video below, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was brutally arrested by Italian police earlier today. Snooki is being charged with “impersonating a meatball” a serious offense in Italy which, if convicted, carries a 12 year prison sentence.
Snooki is currently being held without bail in a vat of marinara sauce. No word yet on how MTV is going to handle the situation, or how The Situation is going to handle the situation.
This is certainly a serious offense in Italy. That said, I cannot figure out why guns weren’t drawn and fired on this infidel whale.
When a woman commits a crime here in Kabul we waste no time. The men here are judge, jury, and happy executioners. This goes to show all infidels that muslim mens mean business and know how to keep our womens under control.
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
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i wish it was her…
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oh what that was THE HEAD GIVING CHIMP’ …
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No one in Italy has even heard of marinara sauce. Marinara sauce is an American invention, like Snooki. Marinara means marinated. Say “marinated sauce” to an Italian and they will say “huh?”
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As an American, I must say you are a complete moron. Marinara sauce is as italian as risotto and gelato. Where in the world did you come up with the fact that marinara sauce is an American invention? LOL!!
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This is how they play fantasy football in Italy. She got sacked for a 15 yard loss………
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She will soon learn when a man (muslim) ask’s for a sandwich, bitch better bring out a sandwich
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too bad there are no real muslim MEN’ just FAGGOTS. COCK SUCKING CUM GUZLING FAGGOT’S.. and chimp your fantasy is playing with my balls, don’t lie you wish you had them in your faggot mouth…
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That fat whore snookie has no respect for the law. Just look at the way she rams her tubby frame into that mild mannered and well intentioned infidel cop.
Mofos from new jersey are the ruddest fuckers on the planet!
If she had done this to a Muslim…she would be burning in hell at this moment. We don’t take shit off off bitches.
ALLAHU AKBAR
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she fell.
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i thought the police only treated niggers this way
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Poor snooki no women deserves to be slammed
Like that!
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Snooki is no woman…….shes a fucking troll.
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i see a typical muslim man saying hello to an old girl friend,you guys treat them so well as we all know….
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jew boy
When you get your jew bitches to quit fucking niggers then you can tell us how to treat women.
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