Victoria Justice’s New Boyfriend Is Urban Mr Potato Head

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Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice, who was recently dumped by her boyfriend Ray-Ray for her failure to “grow dat ass”, is trying her hand at love once again. This time Victoria Justice is shacking up with Ray-Ray’s cousin Lawrence, also known as the “urban” Mr Potato Head.


Like Victoria Justice, Lawrence is also something of an entertainer. He is known throughout the hood for the joy his enormous head brings. Lawrence can often be seen sprinting through the neighborhood streets with a gang of admirers close behind, rocks in hand pelting his freakishly large dome.


All this attention has helped Victoria Justice’s new boyfriend to catch his big break, as famed comedian and movie producer Tyler Perry has cast Lawrence in the role of “Rocky” for his new ethnic remake of the 1985 Cher classic “Mask”. Surely with this type of heat behind him, Lawrence and his potato head are destined for stardom, and Victoria Justice appears to be well positioned for the ride.

 

  • ahhgmed

    This coal burning whore is contaminated and must redeem herself via the ritual of rubbing the lamp of 40 pious Jihad warriors.

  • theheadchimp

    Maybe she plans on using him for a pinata as Selena Gomez’s birthday bash. Or you could put a candle in that niggers ass and use him for a jack o lantern.

  • Anubis

    Victoria shouldn’t take her new beau to the beach. If he lies down in the sand, some cats in the area may mistake the nigger for a pile of crap and try to kick sand on him to bury him.

  • Mohammed Al-Islam Fakir

    Victoria is in danger. Niggers are trained to be rapists ever since childhood and will never hesitate to get dat ass no matter what.

  • Doug in Canada

    Dirty shitskin!

  • Open the scroll

    Another slut who fucks spear chuckers..die at the handsof your abortion doctor already

    • v

      Open the scroll

      Will you change your nickname already?? ITS FUCKIN’ ANNOYING!!

      OPEN THE SCROLL??????? WTF???????????

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        v da asshole

        Shut up asshole.
        We don’t tell your mother (who calls herself….open my legs) to change her name so you mind your own business.

  • Heil Jesus

    Stop freaking out already, she’s his beard. Trust me, the only black males you find on the Disney Channel are gay. Why is this, you might ask? Because most Disney channel parents are just as racist as you guys are (only they won’t admit it, kudos for being honest you guys). Straight black guys hanging out with young virginal white girls would make them very uncomfortable.

    Here is reason number two why I know that she’s his beard, or they’re just friends. Victoria Justice weighs about 90 pounds. If they had sex, HE WOULD BREAK HER!!! If a simple matter of physics.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      hell bound for jesus

      Any parent of a non-nigger girl…. should freak out if they were hanging around a filthy, ape-faced nigger. There is nothing worse…than a white girl with a nigger.

      Hell….even the parents of a nigger girl, hope that she will hook up with something better than a nigger….such as a beaner or gook.

    • ryan

      Victoria Justice is brown she is latina american and i am latino man and you better not say anything bad about her or i will beat the living H*** out of you

  • MAB

    wtf???? His name is Leon Thomas III and co-stars on victorious where the hell do you get your info durka crackhead