Vanessa Hudgens Claims To Pwn Noobs

Vanessa Hudgens Xbox 360

Vanessa Hudgens and her white slave girl Hilda were photographed leaving a Best Buy with a brand new Xbox 360.

Vanessa was in a jovial mood while eating from what appears to be a big bag of drugs. She shouted to the photographer that she was going to “Pwn your n00b ass” and that “I’m so 1337 my modeling book is all head shots.”

Wow Vanessa Hudgens certainly sounds like a serious gamer. We know she will have no problem fitting into the gamer community because “tits or GTFO” will have little effect when she can just reply “Google them bitch”.

However, I can not help but be concerned with how gaming will effect Vanessa’s relationship with Zac Efron. Let us hope that Call of Duty does not stop her from fulfilling her girlfriend duties. I would hate for Zac Efron to have to go through the indignity of having to sign on to Xbox Live just to tell Vanessa Hudgens “make me a sandwich bitch”.

  • jethro

    i wouldn’t mind borrowing the slave girl….

  • Dar al-Harb

    I never got to play that many games as a kid growing up in Saudi, but now that I am studying chemistry for making martyrdom vests I have indulged in one infidel pleasure and I’m totally addicted. Fuck the XBOX, I will be pwning noob kuffar ass outside of Orgrimar tonight at 6pm server! I am on a jihad against all Humans, Undead, Dwarfs, and especially Gnomes! I hate Taurens too! Blizzard needs to put those bitches on the Alliance. I will also have a final solution for all Goblins (they are just like Jews!); Bloodsail Admiral son! I will also be Jewelcrafting for tips, all epic cuts! Can also craft the Mechano-Hog. My guild has The Lich King on farm, pst for invites “Mujihadeen” on Lightninghoof (looking for a skilled mage to round out our group, full up on DK’s) Skilled rouges considered; Must be putting up 25k DPS and have gearscore of 9k minimum. Also looking for skilled Druid arena partner to hit 2600! MUSLIMS ONLY NEED APPLY! FOR THE HORDE! ALLAHU AKBAR!

  • nunyabeezneez

    and yet again ,another bull shit post you and should go fuck each outher and quit writing shit!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ali bin-Fuqrab

      This site is far superior (and holier) than that ‘the spoof’ site. Here we’re exposing the vileness of the American culture of kuffar-dom while leaving room for the message of Islam.

  • Ali bin-Fuqrab

    There’s nothing like a good sammich.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I would like to slap a burka on Vanessa and chain her to my Palm tree.

  • Racger

    this site is full of shit articles. Leave the celebrities alone. ASSHOLES.

    • Dar al-Harb

      Weave the Cewebwitys awone……. STFU you infidel bitch!

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You are an ill mannered kuffar!

      This site does a great service to the Muslim community by providing up to the second information on degenerate western celebrities who deserve the fatwa (all of them).

      It is in fact you that is full of shit and the one who should leave the Muslims alone.
      We do not want to be infected by your corrupt drug using and alcoholic ways….in other words…take a hike.

      Do not think you have escaped without the forfeiture of your miserable life….your vile comments have earned you a fatwa!

  • Abdur Rashid

    I would like for her slave to be my guide.. Besides my name means “Slave of the Guide”. I would be cool as a camel.