Vanessa Hudgens Attacks an Elderly Woman
With Hollywood still reeling from the news that the Jonas Brothers molested a fat man at the beach, now comes word that Vanessa Hudgens has attacked an elderly woman outside a trendy cafe.
Vanessa was leaving the cafe with her evil henchman known only Nick Nack when the pair came upon the helpless old woman carrying a laptop. As the picture above clearly demonstrates, the two thugs quickly pounced on the woman, with Nick Nack attacking her from behind as Vanessa ran off with the laptop. The old woman was later taken to the hospital and is currently in critical condition with a broken neck, hip, and pelvis.
Why Vanessa Hudgens, with all of her money, would choose to attack and rob an elderly woman is beyond comprehension. Psychiatrists speculate that Vanessa may have been jealous of the media attention being paid to the Jonas assault, and this was simply her way to one-up the brothers. Whatever the case may be, an epidemic of violence is sweeping young Hollywood. Authorities would be wise to begin randomly flogging these entertainers before the behavior spreads further.
its her mam and sister
you idiot
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You guys are so stupid!! Why would you even write this??
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wow, seriously this guy has no life . honestly, first the jonas thing and now this.
cba to even fight this dude -.-
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The person who wrote this STUPID article doesn’t have one brain cell in his head. If you are going to write a spoof (even a STUPID one), say it is a spoof.
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This sites full of haters
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Oh come on, you don’t think this guy knows it’s a her mom and sister? This site is a JOKE. and people on hear keep going after this guy/girl/thing/ponitwoba like he’s taking it seriously. He’s published plenty of stories that are obviously fake. So stfu stupid commenters
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that’s her mom n her sister u r such an idiot if it was true it would make headlights
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stop hatin on da gurl
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and why did u even bother 2 make this shit up!?!?!?!! coz’ i ain’t buying it! i think vanessa hudgens and stella hudgens r both dumb shits who care about doing there nails more than living their life, BUT seriousley dud, no effense but this whole artical was just a waste of you’re time and a waste of our time coz’ this ain’t worth readin’ man! BULLSH*T!!!
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plus, sorry 4 my awful spelling! oops!
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sarah, just show us your tits like vanessa likes to do.
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i would believe vanessa would do that to get attention because all the attention has to be on her i hate Vanessa
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