‘Two and a Half Men’ Star Says NBC’s Shows Are Christian

Angus T Jones

“Two and a Half Men” star and devout Christian Angus T. Jones caused quite a controversy earlier this week when he called the CBS comedy “filth“, and urged fans to stop watching the show.

Now Angus is hitting CBS and “Two and a Half Men” even harder by claiming that NBC’s Thursday night lineup is more in tune with the teachings of Christ.

In an interview shouted from on top of a park bench, Angus claimed that the NBC shows of “30 Rock” and “Up All Night” reflect scripture, and that all true Christians should be watching these shows instead of the sacrilegious garbage on CBS.

No word yet on how CBS executives are reacting to this latest Angus T. Jones outburst.

  • Grand Dragon Pete

    This little fruit cake has been sucking off that grimy jew Chuch Lorre for nearly a decade and now he wants to renounce is homosexual past and become not only a Christian, but also a member of The Brotherhood.

    Sorry mofo…..we only allow the best looking, most muscular, and most intelligent men in to our army.

    If he likes eating tube steak……he should consider islam.


    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      Grand Dragon Pete……

      ….sounds interesting….do you auto-debit the dues…..or will you take a check?

    • Abdul Rasul

      Little gay Pete

      Islam is for true children of Allah and murdering infidels such as yourself. Christianity is for allowing gays to get married and gun control. So take your hippy gay religion else where.

      • USA Rules

        Abdul assul
        Bring your retarded ass to my house.
        And I will show you all my guns and we’ll see if I can controll them.

        • Abdul Rasul

          I bet you will “show me your gun”. However I’m not a homogay so instead I will just shoot you with an RPG.

          • USA Rules

            Windbag please shot me with your RPG.
            That’s all you fag Muslims do is talk!
            Sit on your fat asses making idel threats!

      • Nazi

        Abdul, I’m a Catholic, and almost all the Catholics im friends with hate Jews and Homosexuals.

        • Schmuely Dwek-Pfefferberg

          Gaydolf Shitler

          All the Cat-licks you’re friends with probably like to dandle young boys on their knees, just like their fellow Moo-slam butt-brothers in the Church of NAMBLA. Or, is it the Mosque of NAMBLA? Which one of you is on top?

          • Nazi

            Schlie├čen Sie Juden ab. Sie werden ASCHE werden!

      • Vendetta

        Fuck all you faggots with your religious bullshit. None of you have seen Allah, none of you have seen God. All you do is fuck up this planet.

        And quite frankly, I don’t give a shit about gay people. They can suck whatever cock they want, why would I care?

        Please wake up,

  • hamish

    Hypocritical little dipshit! Fire his ass! He can go hang out in an alley with Macauley Culkin and drink cooking sherry out of a paper bag, once his money dries up!

    • The Observer

      Yes, a young man embracing religion and developing morals and a conscience makes him a hypocrite.

      People like you are what is wrong with this country, asshole.

  • Zubair

    Googlephobia –

    Fear of being attacked…or mugged…or killed

    • Zubair

      I’ve always stood up for black people.

      It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

  • Dr. Frankenfurter

    hes not a GOOD christian he may be trying to get HIS morals straight but hes FUCKING plenty of innocent people who work on the show behind the sets and cameras who are not RESPONSIBLE for the “FILTH” they r just makeing there way in the world theres more then one way to skin a cat and Yelling HEY THIS SHOW SUCKS DONT WATCH IT!!!!! is the dumbest way

    • Dr. Frankenfurter Is A Big Queer

      They may not be responsible for the filthy but they work on that show. Anyone with any sense fo decency wouldn’t work in the Jew run entertainment industry.

  • Duderemo

    Isn’t it funny that black people are usually stronger, faster and they can stay in the sun longer?

    It’s like God wanted them to be slaves.

    • Zubair

      When signing up to facebook, I put ethnicity ‘black’ by accident.

      There is no ‘poke’ option……..it says ‘stab’ instead

  • Christ’s Prophet

    Please guys stop calling each other names and saying cuss words. We should all love each other just how Jesus wanted. No more racism or hate ok? We are all people of the book. Angus T. Jones is a great man for standing up for his beliefs.

    • Umar the Brown

      “Messenger,” a homoqueer by a different name is still a homoqueer.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      christ’s poop sniffer

      When that book is shoved up your ass and and a sariff is stabbed into your heart….I want you to talk your hippy bullshit.
      So I can laugh as you die!

      eat shit and die mofo

  • Santa

    There was a commenter called ‘The Messenger’ earlier this year. You sound a bit like him. Anyway its futile. Give it up.

  • Umar the Brown

    Only Christians would accept this limp-wristed robe-lifter into their ranks. Now he is saying, “forgive.” Islam will teach him what it truly means to forgive…forgive the debt that his homoqueer lifestyle has made to Holy Allah by chopping his head from his neck!


    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Brother umar

      When america first aired this degenerate show called “2 and 1/2 homoqueers” I knew right then that the world needed an Islamic takeover of america and the destruction of hollywood and the extermination of all fags.

      I would like to begin the war against american homoqueers, with the shooting of this ugly fag, angus, with the AK-47.

  • Allah sucka dog

    allah is cock sucking faggot. she (allah) like when dog fuck her asshole. :D

  • bman

    It really makes me laugh when these nobody people think the world rotates around their warped views.If it weren’t for this show he would be a chunky ugle kid that likes other boys…SHUT-UP AND DO YOUR JOB…AND BE HAPPY YOU HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!