Topless Selena Gomez Arrested For Indecent Exposure

Former Disney star Selena Gomez appears to have been arrested for indecent exposure while topless in public in the photo above.

Though the US of A is a cesspool of drugs, sex, and violence, most Americans still have enough sense to know that a woman’s breasts are shameful and should be covered at all times under punishment of the law.

After catching Selena Gomez topless at the beach, it is important that the authorities make an example out of her. The Qur’an suggests lapidation, but a vigorous flogging in the town square should also do the trick.

Who knows maybe one day the USA will progress to the point of treating every part of a woman’s sinful body with the same disdain as her breasts, but lets not hold our breath.