The Top 7 Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2013

Below are the top 7 celebrity nude scenes of 2013.

While the sight of celebrity nudity is extremely unpleasant, it is important that we catalog and rank these offensive displays to determine which Hollywood harlots we should stone first.

#7 January Jones – “Sweetwater”

“Mad Men” star January Jones goes topless while gunning down leering men in this scene from “Sweetwater”. This is why I always shoot topless women without hesitation.

#6 Rose Leslie – “Game of Thrones”

Rose Leslie is your typical lecherous redhead demanding sex from a man in this scene from the HBO series “Game of Thrones”. Thank Allah in the civilized Islamic world ginger children are put in a sack and tossed into the nearest river.

#5 Rosario Dawson – “Trance”

Rosario Dawson shows off her offensive dark nipples and vaginal lips in this scene from “Trance”. Staring at Rosario’s black pussy lips in this clip is certainly hypnotizing, of course the trance is quickly broken when you realize her cooch smells like spoiled Indian food.

#4 Laura Prepon – “Orange Is The New Black”

“That 70’s Show” star Laura Prepon dykes out in the shower in this scene from the TV show “Orange Is The New Black”. Laura Prepon might be surprised to learn that throwing acid on lesbo-whores is also the new black. Some things just never go out of style.

#3 Amanda Seyfried – “Lovelace”

Amanda Seyfried repeatedly shows her tits while playing a porn star in these scenes from the film “Lovelace”. Of course we will be happy to post the 6 hrs of bareback anal from the director’s cut, as soon as it comes out on blu-ray.

#2 Lindsay Lohan – “The Canyons”

Lindsay Lohan makes her triumphant softcore porn nude debut in these scenes from “The Canyons”. Of course the canyons is simply a euphemism for Lindsay’s gaping vagina and anus at this point.

#1 Emilia Clarke – “Game of Thrones”

“Mother of Dragons” Emilia Clarke exposes her nude body to a man after he impresses her with some decapitated heads in this scene from HBO’s “Game of Thrones”. Us Muslims can attest that nothing gets a woman hotter than a nice beheading.

See The 10 Top Celebrity Nude Scenes of 2013 Here

  • Fed up Jihadist

    Screw off Guy who bakes pIe, Firsties freak and the Moderator.

    • The Guy with the Eye

      I <3 PIE!!! SECONDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Word of wisdom

    Dear Brother Durka,

    The zionist JeWplayer won’t let devoted muslim clerics such as myself see these videos in correct conditions. We need many visions to properly audit the depravity of all these ugly whores for the shariah court, but the zionist detection technology sabotages our sacred duty – on the frontline, we can have super-advanced jihad computers such as Celebjihad’s.

    • Brother Word what browser are you using to view these monstrosities? Are you on a mobile device?

      • Word of wisdom

        I use muezzin’la al-faiurfuxi, but I noticed that, while earlier no video started properly, with the small wheel turning forever, now they are all available.

        I guess that legions of heathens flocked here to assault their tiny and flacid penises as soon as they heard Celebjihad had publicly exposed these abominations in their wanton behaviours. They must have left by now. Either that, or the zionist hackers were routed by the power of the holy qu’ran I rubbed my mouse with.

        Anyways, I am free at last to examine thoroughly the corpus delicti.

        I shall be merciless.

        • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

          ….or…buffering takes longer than Jew killing….

        • That is why I use the holy Qu’ran as a mouse pad.

          • Slave for Lindsay Lohan

            I want to eat out Lindsay Lohan’s pussy so bad I can taste it. Please Durka Durka, put in a good word to her for me. S.

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Brother Durka,

        Only Flash files can’t be seen on some mobile devices (namely the devilish iPhone). No problem with other types.

  • Whoopi Goldberg’s Lips

    Da fuck wrong with you honkies? Rosario Dawson is to amazing to be in the same list as these dirty snow bunnies.

    • Word of wisdom

      None of the trannies we stoned after we stormed Gaddafi’s presidential palace were as ugly as this Dawson monster.
      It has the waist of a Bulgarian trucker and two transplanted udders faker than the zionist state.
      My platoon would have tied it on a termite mound.

    • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

      If you think she’s 100% black you’re wrong. She’s maroon and probably is only 50% black at most. Being Carribbean they tend to be mixed a lot. While she is for sure not white to call her black would not be accurate either. Her hair is straight and she didn’t have to buy it from India or pay for a weave in a ghetto salon

      • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

        Native Pride,

        The one drop rule my friend.

        • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

          I think this rule only applies to googles from the USA. Even if she has some African blood this doesn’t make her the same as a black from the USA which is without a doubt the most ignorant kind there is.

          For example many Puerto Ricans, Cubans and Dominicans have black blood on top of Indian blood but they do not like blacks from the USA. Some even would kill an AA (You can call abeeds that because you use them briefly and throw them away and get a new pair)if they crossed into the wrong neighborhood.

          It’s very inaccurate to say only the white man hates the Negro. In reality everyone does.

  • Pugiron

    Your list seems to be in reverse order, or you like flapjacks too much.

  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

    Brother Durka Durka,

    You should also present the Razzie Awards for the Worse Nude Scenes of 2013.

    I’m sure that in the first four places we’d have porn movies of the 4 Stooges gang bitches, sucking cocks, taking in the ass, and screwing with all sort of beasts…

    Well, on second thought, forget it: it’s better not show those sickening trailers.

    • George Washington

      You know as well as I do, as soon as the 2014 she/beast muslima with no berka calendar comes out, it’ll take first place. It takes a photographer with a strong stomach to put that thing together. Shit clumped pubic hair, cuts and bruises and all.

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Infidel Georgie Fag,

        For the time being the only bruises I see are on your sore butt. You should work less. Faggot.

        • The Reapers Brother

          You signed off as Faggot. That is sooooo you.I bet you can’t wait to see all that debauched Gay Sex.

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        White Gay Boy George of bathroom stalls

        We all know you just look up Arab gay porn to fap to. Don’t deny it. You’re so deep in the closet you’re still finding presents.

        • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

          Native Pride,

          There is no such thing as gay Muslim porn….if there is its a bunch of twink Jews pretending to be Muslim.

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            That doesn’t stop him from trying to find it. Or maybe he just looks up straight Muslim porn and pretends to be the Muslimina

          • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

            Native Pride,

            Very true….most men could only wish to please a women like us pious Muslims do. But they will never have our Pringles can sized tunic snakes, or will to back hand a women while penetrating her anus.

    • Beastly man

      Hashbrown still using the same god damn insults. Come up with new material shitface or get the fuck out. Your insults are almost as old as you!

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Homo boy,

        We Muslims repeat the truth as many times as needed till we reach our goals. We never give up.

        • Beastly man

          I know that’s right.

          You “muslims” been sucking cock for the longest believing it would give you “3 free wishes”, the only thing you’ve gotten was a bbc up the ass and an std.

          None of that matters to you fags because you will never give up on your real dream of becoming a victoria secret model!

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            What’s a Victoria Secret model in the first place? Has anything to do with guns?

          • Beastly man

            You don’t remember? The victoria secret models are the females you envy and steal lingerie from all the time.

            You also call them fat and ugly and try to kill them every time you see them because you don’t like them stealing your men.

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    I see the one named “Rosario” seems to have the fresh presentation of an eight year old bride on her defilement night….but the generous bags of a wet-nursing grandmother of 30……

    ….what causes such apparitions..??!!

    • ajleight

      Grooming. And thank god for it.

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    Emilia Clarke has agreed to play the role, of an important concubine, in the soon to be filmed, Iraqi TV production of, “Game of Camels.”
    She is the only infidel actress worth a damn, as the rest are a bunch of no-class whores. Especially that google, rosario.

    • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

      I like Rosario and she’s not entirely black. She has native ancestry as well as European but came out looking strictly maroon. Clearly she does not identify as black because in that movie Death Proof with Kurt Russell. It is because she has Amerindian ancestry much like Zimmerman she may have some hope yet.

      Also in the movie Death Proof the actual google, that foul mouthed hood rat Tracie Thoms, a nappy headed jigga boo who said the word nigga and motherfucker every other word, was the real google boo whereas Rosario was classy.

      The one drop rule is bullshit. Lenny Kravitz is not a good businessman due to his black heritage but because he is a Jew. A google is a state of mind as much as a color

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  • Gregory Jackson

    Muhammad ,Jesus and Moses were black and so was Adam & Eve created in God’s image.

    Black power!!!!!!!

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      grim jackoff

      googles were created when an ape fucked a buffalo.

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Brother Abdullah,

        Your scientific knowledge is astonishing. For sure you learned from the best scholars in Islam.

        • Seal Team Six

          Hashim the Homosexual,

          Anal Abdul gets all his knowledge from the back of a shreddies cereal boxl, that and the grafitti scribbled around his favorite gloryhole.

          • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

            Sucks Off Teams Of Six,

            And you get your’s from the stall door of your gloryhole.

            That knowledge includes how to give a proper rimjob, rusty trumbone and a blumpkin.

            And let’s not forget the dirty sanchez you so love to get.

            Allahu Akbar

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    I only watched half of Lovelace. See I was watching it on demand rental but I forgot about it. And it was only a two day rental on demand.

    I find it really hard to believe that no porn star ever deep throated anybody before she did. I call bullshit on that.

    As for Rosario Dawson, she’s actually not fully black. She’s indigenous and black mixed. This is due in part to her Caribbean ancestry and while some roles she may act more black than not, notice how she has good hair and it’s not a weave?

    There’s your sign. Black women have to buy straight hair from India and China.

    • Whitefella

      Injun, I would have thought they’d just transplant it up off their crotches, since their pubes grow on their heads. The straight stuff must grow somewhere, surely.

  • Beastly man

    Did Dicka Dicka, really put lindsey oldhan on the list of the top nude celebrities? I hope that was a joke.

    Please do not tell me you consider that old sack of shit to be one of top/hottest nude females in the celeb world of 2013! What kind of drugs are you on kid?

    Must be mixing his viagra pills with bath salts and the medication his psychiatrist gave him! Poor little shit!

    • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

      Beats Men Off,

      Your just upset the list wasnt full of Hollywood twinks wiggling their balls and spreading butt cheeks.

      What a let down it must have been for you to see videos of bare tits.

      Allahu Akbar !

      • Beastly man

        So you like what you saw, boy? I don’t know why i’m surprised, should of known a pedo like yourself wouldn’t discriminate when it comes to age and trannies.

        Lindsey oldhan is the closest thing to a female you would ever fuck. You consider him a her but his penis says otherwise.

        That thing is still more masculine than you’ll ever be, maybe if you lay off the sweets (cum) you might still have a chance at manhood. Who am i kidding, that boat sailed as soon as you had an open-house in your asshole !

  • Rogue

    Lindsay always gets my motor running!!!