Top 12 Sexy Shakira Gifs

Shakira gifs



Shakira was born on the mean streets of Bogota, Columbia. Bogota can be an unforgiving place so Shakira sought the protection of the Valdez crime family, one of Colombia’s oldest and most brutal coffee cartels.


The Valdez family patriarch Juan saw much promise in the young Shakira. He encouraged her to compete in extreme belly dancing fights, backyard ass shakeoffs, and cockfights. This forced Shakira to hone her talents, making her the entertainer she is today.


Shakira’s rise from cockfighting in the back-alleys of Bogota to being one of the world’s biggest pop stars is nothing short of remarkable. To honor Shakira’s achievement here are 12 of her sexiest animated GIFs.


*Warning: Shakira GIFs may cause seizures and stiffening of the penis.
Consult your doctor before viewing.

 


#12

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It took 6lbs of grease to lube Shakira into this outfit (Fun Fact: It only takes one mouthful of spit to lube your way into Shakira’s ass)



 


#11

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In my hometown of Kandahar, Afghanistan a green waistband means “will have sex for money”. I guess what I’m trying to say is Shakira is probably a whore.



 


#10

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Shakira has successfully completed 3 marathons using just her ass muscle.



 


#9

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ASSume the position.



 


#8

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Shakira likes her men like she likes her amplifiers… black and loud… and with a hard plastic covering, various electronics inside, and plugged into a outlet.



 


#7

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Shakira was one of the first Western women to realize it is cool to dress and dance like an Arab prostitute.



 


#6

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Shakira’s hips don’t lie and right here they are saying that the Jews control the entertainment industry.



 


#5

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Shakira nicknamed this move the “coffee grinder”. She famously used it to down one Kitty Vasquez in a backyard booty shakeoff.



 


#4

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Show us were babies come from not were they sleep.



 


#3

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Mmm I love a flexible woman. I bet Shakira could get twice the housework done using her hands and feet… so hot!



 


#2

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Believe it or not there is a man with a yellow guitar in this GIF. Can you spot him?



 


#1

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Caution: GIF may cause sea sickness, and should not be viewed if pregnant.


 

  • Mahmoud Jihad

    I don’t know if you realize, but Shakira IS Arab. Like me, she is Lebanese but grew up learning Spanish.

    • liza wright

      Her father is Lebanese but her mother is Colombian from Colombia

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Shakira is a vile whore apostate mutantized latino.

    She long ago lost any connection with her Arab heritage.
    The only thing she is good for now, is corrupting the minds of dumbass westerners.

    One day she will answer to Sharia Law…I doubt she will boogy much after that.

    • You eat shit and die

      Your a fag!

    • idek

      Why would you talk shit about westerners? Just because you don’t like women, doesn’t give you a legitimate reason to call all westerners dumb asses. Also, you can’t expect everyone to believe the same things as you especially non-muslims because honestly, Islam is religion that came after most other religions. It’s like you are trying to tell everyone that you are right and they are wrong. I don’t understand your type of people.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        idork

        Shut the fuck up you stupid asshole.

    • Budda

      no problem, i will take her in my Nirvana, here all are welcome, no place for hate, only love and respect.

  • drdeep

    Sharia law aswell as mohammed and allah are for the gays. It is common knowledge that mohammed was a child molesting faggot.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      drdeepshit

      Eat shit and die you ignorant mofo

      • Abdulisafool

        Dirka dirka jihad!

  • drdeep

    fuck you you camel riding towel head. mohammed and micheal jackson have 1 thing in common…. they both like little boys booty holes. Anyone that would live life by the teachings of the koran needs a bullet between the eyes.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      drdeepshit

      You sound like a damn nigger.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      • idek

        No need for racial remarks it’s just completely innapropriate.

        • jack

          fuck you you mofo nigger… islam is a much better and more wide aspect of life which is more than ur little ass brain can comprehend… so go fuckurself you sack of shit and our profet is waaaaaaaay better than a dumb nigger like you to talk about… and if u are a man… try saying that about our profet being a molester infront of a muslim… so that ull get shot and left in the steerts so the flys will eat ur rotten ass

      • wikkedangel

        you dont even know the meaning of the word nigger….if that is the case i will use your meaning…You are a SAND NIGGER “MOFO”

    • ramy

      please just calm down and don’t talk about what you don’t know prophet mohamed of course wasn’t like what your saying so read some history and talk !!!!

  • Mohammed Ib’n Al-Jabbar

    Alhaksdiadayyeuiuuiom! Salammmiewmmwouytrf! HDISDIOdollmiuuu! (Suck my dick in Arabic.)

    • proud infidel

      do you even have a dick?

      • BULLSHIT

        لا شك أنها والعربية له هو الفقراء

  • Happy Infidel

    Proud Infidel:

    Yes they have dicks probably no bigger than the size of a peanut. Their little dicks are probably stuck up the ass of little boys.

    • Happy Infidel is an asshole

      Does every one of your comments have to be about dicks? You seem obsessed about the subject you pervert!

      • drdeep

        Its no surprise most muslims, I mean faggots love dick. Since they worship a dick sucking pedofile like mohammed they all just naturally love the dick. Thats why they have their woman covered from head to toe, because the site of a beautiful woman repulses them.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          drdeepshit

          Stop spreading your filthy lies, you Mad Dog drinking nigger.

  • drdeep is an asshole

    drdickhead.
    Everyone of your posts is filthy vile disgusting and perverted. There is no place on this site for such filthy language. Its all you post about, dicks dicks and more dicks. This is a peaceful site where such talk is not allowed. So cease immediately or else you fucking freak.

  • drdeep

    My posts might have been a little vile and disgusting to some, but only to those that are hurt by the truth. Islam is more vile and disgusting than anything I could ever post. What is the or else? Is it or else you will send a cowardly suicide bomber to come find me? Let me go hide now because Im am surely scared of your or else…………… P.S. mohammed is a fag.

  • drdeep is an asshole par excellence

    Listen up asshole. The or else is————–!

    You keep posting filthy vile disgusting shit and karma being what it is, well you are liable to look in the mirror and see a filthy vile disgusting piece of shit looking back at you. Take your nigger talking shit shut your fucking mouth and don’t bother this peaceful site again. Or else——-You shall end up as a flea on a gnats ass.

  • drdeep

    I believe strongly in karma and in this case it is on my side. Just for your info Im not a nigger but would rather be a nigger than an arab or muslim. This is not a peaceful site, people on here like abdullah the butcher and Mohammed Ib’n Al-Jabbar prove that on a daily basis. Its ok for them to do it without you jumping off the dick you were sucking to tell them how wrong they are huh. In closing I would rather end up a flea on a gnat ass rather than be a mohammed on a little boys ass.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      drdeepshit

      Only a dumbass would believe in that stupid pagan karma bullshit.

      You had better check into things; you sound just like a nigger

      Eat shit and die mofo

  • drdeep

    Abdullah
    only a brain dead sand nigger would believe in the quran bullshit. Your ideaolgy comes from the teachings of a child molesting faggot so I’ll pick karma over it any day. I shit on mohammed and wipe my ass with the quran then slap allah up side the head with my shoe repeatedly.

    • drdeep is a retarded asshole

      If you post like a nigger then you are a nigger. Protest all you want but you are a closet pedophile. You can’t make a post without posting some pedophilia bullshit. You sick fuck you need help.

  • Happy Infidel

    Abdullah the Asshole:

    Only a dumbass like you would believe in that ancient pagan shit you read about Mohammed. Now that prick was a pedophile or are you too stupid to understand that?

    Dr Deep everything you say is absolutely right. This Abdullah creep tells everyone they are niggers because he is so damn retarded. He just doesn’t get it. I think he just likes typing that word, as it makes him feel like a BIG MAN!! We know damn well he is a teenager.

    His threats mean nothing to me or any other sane person. Keep threatening you moron, as all you do is make us laugh. Even the real Muslims in here have to correct you, and yet you call them names you stupid bastard!

    BTW….Why in the fuck do I have to keep signing in to this stupid ass site? Geez you need a new webmaster. The features really suck in here. I go to a lot of sites, and this one is poorly done.

    • Happy Infidel is a retarded asshole

      If all white Americans are as fucking stupid as you, then you are already circling the drain. I see you are still too goddamn dumb to put a picture of your sorry bitch ass on here. You are good for a laugh a day so keep up the good work you dildo.

  • Happy Infidel

    It sure doesnt compare to how much I like to finger my butthole, to the Green Acres.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      crappy infidel

      You are one perverted douche-bag!
      Your fantasy of a green acres four way (you, fred, doris, and arnold the pig) has earned you top running for, “most perverted bitch with a stinky finger of 2011″

      eat shit and die mofo

      • MAHMOUD ABDUR-RAOUF

        Abdullah writes with truth. The you are fools all of you are to be slain and the burning your holes. I spit on your mouth lips with thin wet feces. Primitive SCUM!!!

  • Happy Infidel

    Abdullah the Bastard

    At least I don’t wipe my ass with my hand you ignorant asshole. I’m glad you are enjoying my posts. I think you would miss me terribly if I left. Don’t worry about me putting my pic up because all you will do is make fun of it. I post my avatar on a lot of sites and there is no way your site allows this. I am not stupid as you think, in fact I am very computer literate. I teach computers and I can repair them also, so don’t be calling me stupid. You don’t know shit motherfucker.

  • Happy Infidel is too stupid to post an avatar

    You don’t wipe your ass with your hand?????? What do you use? Your ear?
    You are literate? Please give me a break here, you teach computers? What do you teach them? Their ABC’s? Jeeze what a dumbass.

  • Happy Infidel

    Nope don’t wipe my ass with my bare hand like you assholes do. Everyone knows that, you stupid motherfuckers. You know damn well what I mean when I said I teach computers. You want me to get technical asswipe? I probably have more intelligence than you so don’t call me a dumbass. Get a life already.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      happy crappy

      No, you don’t wipe your ass….you stick your face betwen your legs, and lick your asshole, like a cat cleans it’s ass after a dump. Yea, that’s for sure better than using your hand…you dumbass infidel.

      I’ve also got bad news for you; getting technical doesn’t mean shoving the mouse and keyboard up your ass.

      Lick asshole and die you computer illiterate mofo

  • Happy Infidel is a retard

    I realize that I was wrong so I apologize for calling you a dumbass

    You are a stupid fucking dumbass. If you are so smart where is your picture? Oh I forgot you teach computers. By the way you GEEZER DUMBASS an abacus is not technically a computer.

  • obama

    poor muslimians i will bomb you with nukes.

  • Hmm

    Pretty sure Shakira was born and raised in Columbia….The Lebanese is a VERY small percent.

  • calm down

    Abdullah The Buttfucker must be either one of following, or a combination thereof:

    1) A troll, who has done well
    or
    2) Gay and probably in denial.

    Abdullah. If you’re a troll: Nice job. People, stop feeding him, so he can go troll elsewhere.

    If you’re not a troll: If you’re actually serious, there’s nothing wrong with being gay. Some men like men, what’s wrong with that? Nothing.
    Letting out all this shit about other people isn’t nice. Your beliefs isn’t shared by everyone, and if you can’t respect that, then get the fuck back to that little mud hole you live in.

  • haterkiller

    Lol. Abdullah, please stop. How much longer can you take blows to your head? If your like your mother then you can take blow, affter blow, affter blow, …

  • Culé

    Yes, but Piqué is fucking her right now.-

  • SONICKA

    SHAKIRA I LOVE YOU

  • Shakira’s lotion bottle

    Hello I am Shakira’s bottle of lotion.
    I notice some people prefer to talk about their racial preferences and the penis envy that follows suit, other than Shakira’s poke-a-bility.
    Wow, tough choice !:)

  • Neo

    You guys might start a war. Anyone is interrested about Shakira here?

  • Shakira Lover

    I’m interested with shakira, damn she’s so hot!

  • OMG

    OKay, dumbasses. None of you have died yet so you cannot possibly know about what happens in the afterlife or the transition to it. If you think your religion is better than everybody elses, shut the fuck up and pray to the god you prefer. If it werent for the Americans, you wouldnt be able to read this or post any of your hate-speech-retarded-drenched-dumbass-posts…. So STFU. Go worship your own religion and keep your sexuality to yourself.

    PS. Shakira is smoking hot and Karma is an aspect of Hinduism… Not Paganism you fucking dumbass. You have a internet connection and you couldnt even Google it before looking stupid..

  • Mohammad is a cunt

    FUCK MOHAMMED. HE IS A CUNT. FUCK ALLAH. I EAT PORK CAUSE IT’S TASTY AND I WIPE MY ARSE WITH PICTURES OF MOHAMMAD.

  • sayer

    at drdeep:
    all the things you are saying about Muhammad(sm) and Allah (SWT) are totally wrong and all your bad languages about them prove you to be a dumbass.
    Where the hell did you read that Muhammad (sm) is a fag??
    You sure don’t know..
    And all the things u say about islam are just the expression of your knowing nothing about it..
    So,please go try to have a sound mind and read the Quran with open heart. You’ll find the solutions.
    Of course Allah has created you and He’s given you the ability to understand Him. May He show you the right path !!
    Amen

  • anon

    I just wanna say you guys are fucking losers , youve been arguing for 5 fucking months between eachother . get lifes