The Top 12 Celebrity Social Media Photos Of The Week
Below are the top 12 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.
#12 Michelle Trachtenberg
Former child star Michelle Trachtenberg shows off how she has blossomed from a frumpy awkward kid into a slutty frumpy awkward adult.
#11 Miley Cyrus
Converted Muslimina Miley Cyrus pays homage to the great Islamic country of Jordan.
#10 Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens looks constipated while hiding from lions in a zebra striped sports bra and shorts.
#9 Arianny Celeste
UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste contemplates string theory and the mysteries of quantum mechanics while lounging in a pool.
#8 Nicole Scherzinger
“The X Factor” judge Nicole Scherzinger hails the devil while doing his work showing her sinful feminine body in a Satanic bikini.
#7 Mckayla Maroney
17-year-old US Olympic gymnast Mckayla Maroney takes a picture of her cleavage because being an elite athlete won’t get a girl as much attention as being a slut.
#6 Jennette McCurdy
Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy models an outfit that accentuates her impressive waist to breast ratio. Now she just needs to put on a yoke and have a baby suckling on her tit, and she’d look like a proper Muslim woman.
#5 Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice shows her full belly and how many guys’ loads she has just swallowed.
#4 Kendall Jenner
17-year-old half Kardashian Kendall Jenner lays her long tan legs and crotch on a big black dog (big surprise) right before she breaks out the peanut butter.
#3 Nina Agdal
Victoria’s Secret model Nina Agdal frantically signals a ship after being marooned on a deserted island for nearly 2 hours with plenty of food and water, but nary a cock to suck.
#2 Ireland Baldwin
Alec Baldwin’s 17-year-old daughter Ireland contemplates suicide after learning she is far too old to ever marry a Muslim man.
#1 Arianny Celeste
A candid of UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste during one of our grappling sessions right before I choked her unconscious.