The Top 12 Celebrity Social Media Photos Of The Week
Here are the top 12 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.
#12 Gwyneth Paltrow
This picture of Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini is actually pretty hot… that is if you imagine there is a rope around her neck and she is swinging from that tree.
#11 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton in a bikini imitating Christ on the cross. A fitting tribute as both Paris and Jesus have had extra holes pounded into them.
#10 Jennette McCurdy
Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy photographs her hard nipples in a white dress. Either it is really cold in there or Jennette just finished reading the holy Qur’an.
#9 Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner shows off her long lean figure in a little black dress (with a lot of black guy spunk stains).
#8 Heidi Klum
Mudshark Heidi Klum beaches herself and struggles to breathe in the nude photo above.
#7 Sofia Vergara
Sofia Vergara tries to prove that not all Mexicans are good for nothing layabouts by exercising. She then takes a siesta and dreams about being on welfare.
#6 Alessandra Ambrosio
Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio poses with friends in a bikini. This photo looks just like my harem except the girls aren’t in burkas, and their bodies aren’t covered in bruises.
#5 Kelly Brook
Model Kelly Brook tries to entice a Muslim man to slither his enormous tunic snake up her tit valley.
#4 Aubrey O’Day
Former “Making The Band” star and confirmed coal burner slut Aubrey O’Day shows that having HIV is great for weight loss.
#3 Sarah Hyland
“Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland shows off her impish body in a bikini while lifting her butt cheek to silently pass gas.
#2 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton demonstrates her black magic whore powers by actually appearing to have decent tits.
#1 Emily Ratakowski
Model Emily Ratakowski cleans up a few things in my kitchen in a rare moment of down time from pleasuring my massive Muslim meat scimitar.