Tony Romo Breaks Up With Jessica Simpson
In yet another sign of the economic downturn, Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, saving Romo from having to buy Jessica a present.
Tony Romo’s financial adviser Richard Ginsburg released this statement “I think we all know that we are in some tough economic times right now. From a financial standpoint breaking up with your girlfriend before her birthday, Valentine’s Day, or Christmas just makes sense.”
However, our source close to the couple thinks the break up was because of more than just financial concerns. He suggests that Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain may have played a roll, saying “Football season will be starting soon and Tony is going to have large bodies on top of him every day for the next couple months. He doesn’t need that when he gets home as well.”
her large body can lay on me anytime!
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WHAT A JERKKKk! I CANT BELIEVE THIS.
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its funny but maybe true. i sware i did that to a GF for christman once. she got me a present and then i told her i would give her-hers the next day. called her up that night and broke up w/ her. Thanks for the pimp yankees cap Whitney
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There are way too many beautiful, thin girls out there just waiting in line for Tony Romo. Jessica should know this.
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Bravo Romo, esa güera ya te echaste, agarrate una como la Emma Watson, una Teen bien linda y que te aguante un buen rato en la cama, te la puedes aventar unos 10 años y todavia va a estar bien buena………………no sea buey güero hagame caso yo se lo que le digo, mira a la Pam Anderson como quedo despues de unas Noches conmigo….
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