Tom Cruise Katie Holmes To Divorce After Fulfilling Contract
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have announced that they will be getting a divorce after fulfilling their 5 year marriage contract.
Katie Holmes will obviously be paid an undisclosed amount of money for completing the full 5 years of marriage, providing Tom with the contractually obligated one child, and for ignoring the continuous loud male grunting coming from Tom’s “man cave”.
Tom Cruise will be granted nothing but kind words in the press from Katie Holmes after the divorce, and according to a source is, “Extremely excited to get back out there and have all the sex with ladies in their vaginas… which he does not find gross at all.”
Tom Cruise is straight!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop spreading lies!!!!!!
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Yeah. He only likes John Travolta’s fat cock up his ying yang.
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What went wrong Tom? Wasn’t Katie’s Strap-on workins for ya’s no mores? Once a fruit always a fruit. Oh look……… Tom Cruise and John Travolta are now both single again. Coincidence? I think NOT.
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No mentions of Scientology? Are our legal teams not strong enough?
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I said “continuous loud male grunting” what more of a reference to Scientology do you want?
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what about what goes on in the back room at the mosque?
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Darkness in Brain, you Ulan Bator zoo ape sibling,
Everything you say is useless, dumb or a disgrace.
Stop verbally provoking us, pious Muslims.
Our patience and tolerance has its limits, do you know? One of these days you’ll run into deep troubles.
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Yet if Tom ever decided to step in shit and go in the muddle east you sand rats would flock to see him
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I wonder if Tom jumped up and down on a sofa when this was announced.
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Who gets custody of Katie’s Ben WA balls?
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Well, we all know that Homo HONG/CELEB FAN will get custody of all of Cruise’s male slaves.
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It IS possible that Katie has simply grown tired of being ass-fucked whilst wearing the Eagle Scout uniform of the infidel American Boy Scouts…….
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Naked shemales that went into a boob job and a snatch prosthetic construction should be forbidden from posting in this holy site (or even being alive).
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I can’t wait for me and Grand Drag Queen Pete to do a 3 way with Tommy again!
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big penis
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Small Penis,
Shut up
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tom cruise is a blatant homoqueer and a midget
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Ass eater Abby
If anyone knows a midget it would be you….you see one every time you take a piss or butt fuck your muslim “buds” at the mosque.
Sick homo
KKK
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drag queen
I’m no midget expert but I do know a homoqueer when I see one and you are a homoqueer.
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Bitch boy
That big time “homoqueer” you see in the mirror every day is one ugly mofo with a midget penis.
KKK
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That ain’t no mirror asshole…that’s a pic of your daddy.
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Who chingado cares about their pinche split-up? Dont they make enough money to keep their sex life going forever.Katie needs a little salsa in her white rice.
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Cruise also announced today that he, John Travolta and Rachel Maddow will be staring in the film version of “Two and A-Half Men.”
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Now all she has looking forward to is a reality show.
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About time,Scientologists burn, ALLAH
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Now all Tom has to do is convert to Islam, and he will be just like the rest of you stinky gay pride A-rabs
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the owner of this stupid bitch fucking asshole site is really and idiot son of a bitch. when did they announced that they are getting a divorce??? dun spread lies to ppl. did islam ask u all to spread lies????
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i mean the owner of this stupid website. typo error
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Why do not you go and look it up? They are getting divorced. Period.
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that was only today (US time)
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celebs gay
you masturbate by shoving a rolled up peoples magazine up your ass while looking at nude pics of bea arthur
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Which one of them scionfagtologists is tom cruise?
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Butt pounder Butcher
I’m not sure which Tom, but I’ve heard that he has his eye on your brown eye.
Open the poop chute….Tom is coming in.
KKK
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Tome Cruise is a WIERD Mother fucker ..makes every one here look normal and dull i tell you what.
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Thats great toms free maybe he will suck my oscar mayer.
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@Faker/./Tyron/Pete You are a waste of oxygen. Stop being an impersonator and go way. You are big loser.
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