Tila Tequila Stoned by Righteous Mob
Posted August 15, 2010
For years, we’ve been calling for the stoning of Tila Tequila. It seems Allah, most merciful, finally answered our pleas!
While performing at the Gathering of the Juggalo, a pagan festival in Illinois celebrating the false idols known as the Insane Clown Posse, Tila was finally punished for her wicked sexual exploits. The crowd of infidels was whipped into a righteous frenzy by the power of Islam, and attempted to stone the harlot!
“I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face,” the singer said. “These people were trying to kill me.”
Allahu Akbar! America is normally so squeamish when it comes dispensing Islamic style justice. It’s nice to see such a progressive streak developing right in America’s heartland. And even though Tila managed to escape, I’m sure with a little practice the crowd will be more successful next time. (TMZ)