Tiger’s Wife Elin Is To Blame For Affairs
I’ve had about all I can take of the Tiger Woods bashing going on in the media these days. Last time I checked Muhammad had 11 wives, and he was a pretty good guy.
The real problem is Tiger’s #1 wife Frau Elin “Ice Pussy” Nordegren. It has now been confirmed that Elin hit Tiger in the face with a golf club knocking out a tooth before he crashed his car. How a limp-wristed woman was able to lift and swing a golf club, let alone have the mental capacity to figure out how to work the “blasted contraption” is astonishing in itself. However, the fact that Tiger didn’t immediately disarm her and sodomize right there on the spot for even touching his property is what is really beyond belief!
I blame Oprah and her feminist ilk for filling women’s heads with a lot of non sense about equality. The Qur’an is pretty clear about a woman’s place. She is a baby factory that must maintain her usefulness by cooking and cleaning, less she be cast out into the desert for a younger firmer model. If Elin had been on her knees every night taking care of business Tiger wouldn’t have been forced to subject himself to second rate stank puss.
I think it is pretty obvious that Elin has failed in her a marital duties. If this country was civilized and just like the glorious nation of Afghanistan, Tiger would be able to return Elin to her father with nothing but the clothes on her back. Her father would then lash her 30 times for failing as a wife, and force her to go back to fellating her Uncle Ahmed until she learned to do the damn thing right.
This article is atrocious and shouldn’t be printed on Google news as it qualifies for bien soneone’s opinion and is not fact. It is mightily disrespectful of women in general and also of Elin Woods as wll as Tiger himself.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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She was stupid enough to get involved with the nignog, what do you expect?
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I love this article… and so true.
Tiger should quit the PGA and start up his own Jihad Golf Tour.
Ala Akbar-Tiger!!
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What if this was the secret to Tiger’s success all along? Kind of like how Chris Elliot told Ben Stiller not to go out on a date with a loaded gun in Something About Mary. Maybe being in a constant state of satisfaction helped El Tigre maintain the laser like focus and inner peace that others lacked? Time will tell but going back to a more normal sex life may cost him his mojo and deprive golf fans everywhere of his greatness.
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Easily the most misogynist post I’ve ever read. Hatred and contempt for women ooze from every word. Way beyond chauvinism…all the way to a pathetic neanderthal need to affirm the writer’s own worth (a lost cause) by putting down half the human race. Nauseating.
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Ken, You haven’t yet realized this site is satire, have you?
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Wow, you are truly a moron. Tiger Woods is a scumbag for cheating on his wife. None of this is her fault, and you are a complete asshole for thinking it is. I would suggest you take your scummy arab self and your ignorant, foolish opinions back to Afghanistan where no one could give two shits. Our country isn’t civilized? Look how you’re talking about women and humanity itself. Anyone who thinks that way about women or view women as just “baby factories” obviously hasn’t evolved very much, culturally or mentally. I hope you realized you embarrassed yourself by posting this.
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Right on!!! I’m a male and I love women – more than just sex, btw. I love all of them, the way they think, talk, look, love, care, smell, etc. Without women, the human race would not exist. They sacrafice for us everyday. Love them or leave them – it’s your choice. In the old religion (pre-christian) they were the center of the universe – and so it should be again. The jews removed them from that position, and then all of Europe followed. How stupid!!!
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What a horrible comment. Maybe you should ask your mother about relationships.
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FUCK!!! I am rally pissed!!
I am stuck in my golf game. So, I go on the internet for some easy quick fix help. It was to no avail. You try googleing “Tiger Woods Cheats”. There’s nothing there to help you anymore!
Goddamnit!!
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Tiger Woods has admitted to cheating.
I’ve got news for you Tiger, we already knew that, it was a blatant handball.
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this is a RIDICULOUS article, i know the Qura’n and it says men and women are EQUAL, believe it or not you racist, what Tiger committed was ADULTERY which Islam punishes, you have NO proof that she was the reason he slept around and it’s none of your business to find out.
women are NOT juts baby factories so do NOT accuse Muslims of such ignorance because you are obviously not a Muslim since you’re utterly clueless about everything Islam-related, women have their dignified position in Islam.
i only commented on this because it was sent to me by a friend and by the way, this website is one sure way to hell for you. jihad you say, get some self-respect please
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Oh come on….This article is funny as hell (i’m sorry i’m sure hell isn’t fun nor will it be funny when I get there) but I couldn’t keep from LMAO, and I’m a woman, married with children…teenagers both girls…..
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There are many amoung us … and you are definately one that is lost in your penis phase.
Since you are not aware of the circumstances of their (Tiger and Elin’s) relationship, it is you my lost friend that
should get down on your “knees” and “perform God’s work” – and then get 80 lashings for
your small minded little brain thinking that a woman is the fault of Mr. Tiger’s Woods own personal
issues. Mr. Woods is responsible for his self and what he does. I am more worried about your
dark and small minded Jihab thinking. It is obvious your own relationships with womanare next to minimal if next
to nothing. Your own mother should be disgusted that she went through labour pains to produce
a low life piece of garbage who leaves nothing behind but his small minded brain and poor english grammer. Get a therapist and work on your SELF, otherwise your small minded self will constantly be hating woman, and not hating what your really angry about – something in your past.
Get HELP now!
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elin will be deported for domestic nonsense.
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I’d like to do a jihad on and in her pussy. She looks mighty tasty.
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Calm down people you can clearly see that this is a …fake! article to get all of you upset…and as I see…some peoples…Racism is showing…again calm down and understand from time to time….snakes/jerks! come out of the dirt!
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