Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Planning To Sleep With Other Golfers

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Celeb Jihad has just learned that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has moved past the “I’m pissed as sh*t” stage, and on to the revenge stage of dealing with her husband’s infidelities.


According to a source close to Elin she is making plans to have revenge sex with a number of Tiger’s fellow golfers. We then threatened the source with a Jihad if she would not produce the list. This is what she gave us.


The following is a list of golfers Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren plans on letting fill her holes.

 

Vijay Singh Vijay Singh – Vijay has long been hated by Woods for trying to steal his thunder as the top racially confused golfer in the world. Elin sees Vijay as the perfect starting point for her revenge sex marathon. Plus she already has picked out the perfect pickup line “Vijay get in my Vah Jay Jay”
Phil Mickelson Phil Mickelson – Phil is use to coming in behind Tiger. He has been the #2 golfer in the world for years now. It will be sweet revenge for him to say “Hey I f*cked your wife” after finishing 2nd to Tiger in the majors next year. Plus his wife has tit cancer so he’s probably not getting any at home.
Sergio Garcia Sergio Garcia – Elin is convinced this Spanish golfer will be great in bed. Sergio is famous for taking an excessive amount of time before every shot. If that translates into the bedroom then Elin could be in for a long night of sweet sweet love making.
Fuzzy Zoeller Fuzzy Zoeller – After the Masters in 1997 Fuzzy referred to Tiger Woods as “that little boy” and urged him not to order fried chicken or collard greens for the Champions Dinner next year. How pissed is Tiger going to be when he finds out that old Fuzzy birdied his wife’s hole.
John Daly John Daly – John likes to hit it long and hard. Elin thinks this chain smoking, binge drinking, bad boy of golf is the perfect counter balance to Tiger’s taste in porn stars.
Jack Nicklaus Jack Nicklaus – Tiger Woods’ life ambition has been to one day beat Jack Nicklaus’ all time career major wins record. Whether Tiger is able to or not will become a moot point once Jack f*cks Tiger’s wife and f*cks her good. Elin can not wait to get plowed by this “golden bear”.

 

  • MARGIE

    WHAT A LOUSY SCUMBALL YOU ARE TO PRINT SUCH TRASH. YOU SHOULD BE THROWN OUT WITH GARBAGE. HOPE ELIN SUES YOUR ASES.

  • Dead Ed™

    I don’t know if that’s her plan yet, but so far, she’s off to a good start. I’m talking about what she was doing yesterday, Thursday afternoon, December 17, 2009.
    If you haven’t heard by now, she filed for divorce. All I can say is: HELL YEAH! Good for her.

  • Dead Ed™

    Damn, she’s hot! What the fuck is wrong with this Tigger?

  • missyae

    Hey forget this for one night and watch the Survivor finale from L.A. Sunday night, thats where the real action will be this weekend. How \’bout that Natalie girl from Arkansas, shes as cute as Elin!

  • oscar

    this is bullshit, i can see you’re only trying to hook us to the Tiger story.

  • Ba Humbug

    I’d like to stick it to Tiger’s wife’s meat pack with my dick nack.

  • Elise Vollbrecht

    That whole article was sick & wrong.

    SICK & WRONG.

  • RL3

    Hilarious! Al you other people need to relax.

  • Waka-Waka

    :) this is an instant classic!!

  • Stu

    This is funny a f*cking hell. Nice. Everyone else needs to chill the f&ck out.

  • wanda

    I don’t believe Elin has such a list. She has carried herself like a lady since she beat Tiger’s ass
    causing his accident. I believe she has more respect for herself then to become a whore like her husband.

  • cindy w

    looks like the slime oozing off of the manwhore has been pouring all over you!

  • sO ThaTs wHaT hAppeNed

    So that’s how it happened……Elin had already “dated”, i.e. slept with other golf pros before she met Tiger. She was an attractive nanny for Jesper Parnevik and had the opportunity to meet the golfers. It wasn’t until after they were married that Tiger found out she had slept with other golfers and was devastated. He was asked one night, while playing poker with a bunch of other golfers how it felt to know his wife slept with_____ and _____ ? This news was very upsetting to Tiger and changed his outlook and opinion of Elin – especially since she wasn’t honest about it before the marriage. It put him in a tailspin and forever changed their relationship. After that, he wasn’t faithful and she was well aware of his unfaithfulness and accepted it.

    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tiger_works_on_game_with_blonde_I7H5k39FimiD1nUftaWfJN?offset=8#comments#ixzz0oobzrI7M