Tiger Woods Spotted In Sex Rehab

Tiger Woods sex rehab



Look closely at the creature in the picture above. No that is not Big Foot, it is famed golfer and adulterer Tiger Woods, and it is the first picture taken of him since his 2:30am car crash on November 28th.


The whereabouts of Tiger have been speculated upon since the accident. He was reportedly spotted everywhere from Sweden to Africa, but it turns out Tiger has been hiding in a sex rehab clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.


I know what you are thinking “why would they put a sex rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi everyone knows that place is just crawling with slutty hot young poontang”, but the facility is apparently very good at what they do. They help sex addicts beat their addiction by slowly stroking them off sex. Rest assured Tiger Woods is in good hands.

 

  • Dead Ed™

    I have been in a sex rehabilitation clinic. I managed to get three lays before staff discovered me and kicked me out.

  • lola

    I’m glad this has gone a week without anyone accusing this post of being racist.

  • unemployed

    I wish i could be like tiger Grrrrrrrrr.