Tiger Woods Shoots 9 Under At The Whore Invitational
Us Magazine is reporting that the number of women who claim to have been birdied by Woods is now at 9.
In addition to the already much-discussed club manager Rachel Uchitel and Tool Academy alum Jaimee Grubbs, the following women have come forward claiming Tiger dropped a ball in their hole, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, 31-year-old “Manhattan clubber” Cori Rist, an anonymous Orlando woman (we’ll assume her name is Fellatio Queef), and of course porn star Holly Sampson.
But perhaps the most interesting new whore is one Mindy Lawton. I know you are thinking with a name like Mindy she is probably some sort of sophisticated businesswoman slash brain surgeon, but surprisingly she is just a waitress in Orlando.
Since Tiger took his 9-iron out her mouth Mindy has been free to flap her man-pleaser and she is relishing in the opportunity. Apparently unaware of how affairs work a hurt Mindy complains, “all he wanted me for was sex”. She went on to describe all the kinky stuff her and Tiger did together including having sex in a church parking lot and at Tiger’s home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town. She also went on to state that Tiger likes to play in the rough saying, “he wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”
In related news, VH1 announced that they have found the cast for the new seasons of “For The Love Of Ray J” and “Charm School”.
Simple misundererstanding – when Tiger told his wife he was going out to play 9 holes, she thought he meant golf.
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Been there done that. Hind sight is 20/20 the Forking you get isn’t worth the Forking you’ll get!
Found my compatible mate on line. Love in the USA
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Put a tiger in your tank. Get TANKED. # 1 rock band for cocks and hens
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Just a minor correction technically, based on the data, here there is one person in this story that could be described as a whore and that person is not female. These women did not cheat on their husbands, or that we know of, and do it with 9 men.
I also don’t really see anything wrong with being a cocktail waitress, in this economy just having a job is something of an accomplishment.
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When will the “Society made me do it” people come out?
BTW, do we know which parent gave Eldridge the hound-dog gene?
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Tiger’s a whore too
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I wonder if he will hire Bill Clinton as his legal advisor…
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Colorado Larry that his funny, BILL CLINTON IS THE BEST AND WILL ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HIM, and also about tiger this is getting out of control, ok 1 or 2 women but GEES this is crazy some of the women are doin it just for money.
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Who is the whore; Woods is the one married who ran around while his wife was pregnant. He is the one with 9 birdies so far. As for the women, we can assume they are single and were not running around while family was at home. So who is the whore?
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There is no privacy in this country. you people are disgusting
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This is a non story,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.No one cares how many babes this guy laid..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
get a life ,.,.,.,.leave him alone,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.escapades with the Escalade.,.,.,.,.,.is a non- story
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There are basically 2 kinds of guys. And it’s abundantly clear that Tiger is the other kind. We can speculate whether he would have been the other, other kind had he had navigated with some kind of ethical compass instead of his putter, or was not subjected to media fawning as the golf uber- kind all these years. Who knows. What we can definately say is that he has a taste for the tartish types (two words ladies – “personal shopper”). Bottom line (no pun intended), 9+ extramarital squeezes puts you in the severely sex-addicted category. Hello, my name is Tiger . . .
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he’s a nigger whore
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Maye their marriage was a joke anyway. When did he have time to play and practice golf? He was supposed to be so disciplined…. Hw should of went to Rio De janeiro like I did many times……. it stayed there ……
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To be a whore one would have to be a member of the human race.
This yard ape porch monkey is maybe one cell higher in the food chain than the lowest rat.
Hope the wife stuffs him and mounts him over the fireplace in that new home they’re moving the pet chimp to , before he pulls an OJ Chimpson chimpout on her.
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