Tiger Woods Had Gay Sex

Tiger Woods gay



According to one time Playboy model and alleged Tiger Woods’ mistress Loredana Jolie, Tiger had sex with other men in front of her. Loredana says she is planning to tell all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”


No word yet if Tiger’s alleged male mistresses were white with blonde hair and big breasts. However, my friend from Boston assures me that Tiger was most likely doing his good friend Derek Jeter because “Jeter is a homo”.


If there is one thing that we can take away from this latest development it is that if you are a famous married guy and you want to cheat on your wife do it with a man! Notice how no guys have come forward seeking fame for having been banged by Tiger. That’s because guys know how to keep their damn mouth’s shut.

 

  • Backwoods

    Yo Tiger – show yourself, dude.

    Really. You were a big man before, and you have a chance to be and even bigger man now.

    Sex is…….sex. It’s just a gosh darn fun, exciting, sensual, amazingly awesome thing. And yet, we still have ideas in our head that it is bad. WTF?

    Really. Come on. I can’t think of a better thing to do. With my wife. With my wife and some unknown strangers. With my wife and some known friends. With…..whoever.

    What’s the problem, folks? Think you won’t get any?

    Wrongo!!!!!

    Sex is fun. It’s about time we, as a race, learn to enjoy it.

    Tiger has the opportunity to TRULY make a difference.

    Advancing evolution has a little more cache’ than carding a 65 (though not that much, I’ll admit ;) )

    Stand up for youself Tiger, and for what you enjoy and what you know is perfectly acceptable as long as everybody’s in says “Yes”.

    What could be easier than that?

    • Tiger Woods

      Thanks for the advice.

      It’s a good think I read CelebJihad.com every day just in case some moron wants to give me advice in the comment section. If I didn’t, I might never have read this.

      Sincerely,

      Tiger Woods

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  • Chuck Bass

    id have gay sex with him

  • Negrah Woods

    Typical Negrah. Must have the most base desires satisfied met at any cost. Send that terd-skin back to Africa.