Tiger Woods Gets Court Order Blocking Release Of His Naked Pictures
One of Tiger Woods’ many many whores, Jamie Junger is trying to sell naked pictures of Tiger to various media outlets. Tiger’s attorneys have obtained an order prohibiting any papers from publishing naked pictures of Tiger Woods.
Jamie Jungers told her relatives that she took pictures of the golfing great while he was naked in a hotel room! In an explosive new interview, Susan Minor, Jamie’s maternal aunt, said her niece told her about the affair and claimed to have taken naked pictures of Tiger.
“She told me that she had taken pictures of Tiger Woods naked while he was passed out drunk on her cell phone. Jamie said she was going to take the pictures to the tabloids if something happens between her and Tiger, if they break up. I thought go for it, if you’ve got them go for it”
Among the pictures of Tiger Jamie Junger claims to have is one of the golfer spread eagle displaying his well manscaped taint. Bids from all the large taint related magazines have already started pouring in, including from the top dog of the industry, “The Taints Quarterly Review”.
Poor Tiger Woods he spent his whole life trying to maintain some level of privacy. He slips up ONE time by banging 20 to 30 whores behind his wife’s back, and now he is going to have his taint shown to all the world. Where is the justice in that?
I hear he’s hung like a peanut.
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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
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Regarding locks and keys – Is it assumed that women are locks and men are keys? If so, then women are either virgins or bad locks, men are either Masters or not. The original assertion is maintained, the more a women fools around, the more her reputation is hurt, the more a man fools around, the more his reputation is enhanced.
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Get back in the kitchen. You are thinking too much.
JK. That was rude. I’m sorry. That’s not who I am.
One day, your life will flash before your eyes.
Make sure it’s worth watching.
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Well, of course girls make bad locks. They have no locking mechanism built in. You could maybe prop the door closed by tying her up and leaning her against it, but then you may as well tie the handle to the frame with the rope instead.
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