Tiger Woods And Wife Elin Set To Star In New Movie
Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin Nordegren have been cast in a new movie. The film which is scheduled to begin shooting in February is a sequel to the popular “Broke Back Mountain” franchise tentatively titled “Broke Black Golfer”.
In the movie Tiger will play a cowboy golfer with a penchant for whores… lots of whores. Elin will play his cowgirl wife who is stuck at the ranch watching the little ones as Tiger goes out on his late night “roundups”.
The movie’s climax comes when a group of bandits storm the ranch while Tiger is in town fingering a bar maid. Elin fights them off with her trusty 9-iron. When Tiger returns home stinking of cigarettes and Astroglide Elin has finally had enough and she smashes Tiger’s face with a 3-wood. The movie ends with Elin divorcing Tiger and getting a 300 million dollar settlement. It’s a real tearjerker.
Hilarious!!
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I wonder what will happen to his lavish yacht.
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that is the most disgusting piece of trash I ever read.
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Until then, stay tuned for the inevitable “Broke Black Golfer” Valentine’s Day cards (“I’ll never quit you,” etc., etc.),
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Why not “Broke Ass Golfer”? Why “Broke Black Golfer”? BTW…is that Sheri Moon in the advertisement? It doesn’t look like Elin…
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It might do better then his sex tape!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol. Tiger Woods is just like me. Broke in January.
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I can’t wait. In 5 more years Brokeback to the Future will prove Back to the Future 2 was wrong.
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to be updated to incoporate Tiger rumors of being bisexual.
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HOW ABOUT YOU ARE ALL DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS…. GO AND GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STAY OFF TIGER NUTS, THAT GOES FOR ALL THIS WHITE BITCHES AND YOUR GAY ASS DEAD ED
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I’m a Conservative. Ergo, not gay. Only left-wing radicals are gay.
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Love a good Western.
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