Tiger Mistress Rachel Uchitel Becomes “Extra” Correspondent Whorespondent
Rachel Uchitel, noted home wrecker and queen of the Tiger Woods harem, has joined the cast of “Extra” as a special correspondent whorespondent. Uchitel’s stint on the celebrity-news show will consist primarily of interviews, although one could imagine she may end up servicing the show’s producers as well, provided they are married.
Only in America (and probably South America, Europe, and parts of Asia, Africa and Australia) could a tramp like this parlay adultery into a job. From Monica Lewinsky to Ashley Dupre to Jay Leno, Uchitel joins the growing list of celebrities who have had to suck off a married man to get on TV.
I wish I was back in Saudi Arabia, where one gets ahead through persistence and hard work, the result of which can be used to purchase camels and young prepubescent Sudanese boys with which to bribe the local chieftains or clerics.
Here’s a clip of “Extra” correspondent whorespondent Rachel Uchitel interviewing a eunuch.
What an awesome article Jimmy. It is so fresh and nice to see someone FINALLY be so damn honest. I am so tired of writers who tiptoe around these famewhores, moneywhores, manwhores, etc. Time to spell it all out. Who gives a crap about Glorida Allred? Telling the REAL truth cannot get one in trouble. Team Jimmy.
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Is this for real? Rachel Uchitel Whoreporter for Extra? How depraved and low a TV program can go? Absolutely, irrevocable and totally shameless!
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Guys, think about it. Imagine the amount of quality interviews I can get, of course it’s all due to my lucious cock sucking lips, which of course will be getting used to secure said interviews.
Rache U reporting from between the guy’s thighs who’s writing this…nom nom nom
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