This Just In: Kelly Clarkson Is Still Fat
Breaking news! Kelly Clarkson is still fat!
Celeb Jihad was first to report Kelly Clarkson was fat a few months ago. Now we are shocked to find that we are still right.
The picture above is a very recent picture of Kelly Clarkson. As you can see the singer is wandering around looking for salad dressing to pour into her “feeding bowl”. To the left an assistant hands Kelly her 2 o’clock bag of potato chips.
Many Kelly Clarkson apologists will unjustly attack me and say things that don’t make any sense like “she still looks good” and “she’s not fat”. To them I present the following before and after photo.
Now tell me Kelly hasn’t become Fattie McFatso!
Actually we have pinpointed the exact moment Kelly went from being “chunky” into full on lard ass here.
Notice how she dislocates her jaw like a python so she can swallow the hot dog faster.
It is a shame that Kelly Clarkson has gotten so fat, because she is a good singer. Now no one will listen to her music. There is nothing the American public hates more than celebrities that look like, well, average Americans.
Americans only like celebrities that make them feel inferior and physically inadequate, so they have someone to look up to and emulate. It is pretty pathetic actually.
She use to be just thick like she is in that bikkini no fat, but wow I hope that is a dummy pic of her because that looks horrible who ever it is.
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I agree, she looks awful. The only ones who think she looks hot are the chubby chasers or her blind fans. Kelly is starting to look like Rosie O’Donnell.
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She looks great and sings wonderfully. I look up to her because she is a strong, outspoken, comfortable with herself, kind, and down-to-earth person. She is awesome inside and out.
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I prefer kelly bigger than slimmer. Why? She tells us she has confidence and self esteem, and sure as hell couldn’t care what anyone thinks cause she knows anyone dissing her is jealous and she feels sorry for them when they judge her on her weight. She said that in interview to and i was so in love with her when she said that cause it’s true.
So keep calling her fat if you want it just shows how jealous you are and dont feel sorry for kelly she is a millionare she couldnt care less about you
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This Just In: You’re a superficial @sshole!
So she’s gained some weight…who gives a sh!t. Leave her alone and stop pushing your own insecurities on her…
I bet you wouldn’t say half that crap to her face…you know why? Because she is a decent human being who is genuinely nice to everyone she meets and you are nothing but a bitter person, who hides behind a computer screen and judges people.
And just so you’d know, if I ever met you, I’d say all that to your face. :)
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yeah durka durka. your so mean. you are like the meanest jerk in the world. hates hatering hater-aid
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Dear lord, I’m so sick of hearing this. Does it honestly matter. I like her music her weight has nothing to do with that. She is a nice sweet girl and is happy the way she is. People like you are the reasons that girls who are bigger become anorexic. I hope you enjoy your time on earth because I’m pretty sure your going to hell A$$hole….
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Shutup You fucking douchebag, Your probably a fatass too!
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Okay, I’m a HUGE Kelly Clarkson fan (figuratively, not literally), but I kind of get where you’re going with this, I think. I actually agree with the last two paragraphs, and it seems that overall, you’re poking fun at the media’s obsession with her size. If that’s not the case, and you really are just a d-bag, my apologies.
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What a bunch of HYPOCRITES! I’ve been to Kelly’s board and read how you all make fun of how other singers look. Yeah, it’s all about the voice…….bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa.
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She’s a dyke.
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She’s a dyke, right?
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yep
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She is not a dyke. You are a bunch of idiots. Grow up.
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How do you know?
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I don’t know if she is, but she sure looks like one. Does she have a boyfriend? Never see any pictures of her with a guy.
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She should get together with Chastity Bono!
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My friend was at her concert recently. She said that kelly was out of breath halfway through her concert. Her backup singers tried to help her but it was too obvious.
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Damn, she is a huge fatass!
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What a fatass!
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Meatloaf…..kellyloaf
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Improve your nutrition and your exercise or physical activities Communicate your feelings appropriately. ,
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