This Is Sh*t: 10 Surprises In The New Michael Jackson Movie
Michael Jackson’s new documentary, This Is It, premiers today, and so far audiences have been shocked by the film’s many disclosures. Here are 10 of the biggest surprises.
- Michael Jackson is the second cousin, once removed, of 1991 All-Star baseball player Danny Tartabull.
- The song “Black or White” was originally titled “Me Ten Years Ago or Me Now,” but producers were unable to find a way to fit the phrasing into the chorus.
- Bubbles the Chimp administered Michael’s fatal Propofol injection.
- At least three of the seven new songs debuted in the film are just rehashes of old cereal commercial jingles. That said, “Dirty Count Chocula” and “Super Golden Crisp in the Mirror” are pretty catchy, and are expected to do well as singles.
- Tito Jackson can play Guitar Hero like a motherfucker!
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Michael admits that while he was a big fan of the Home Alone franchise, he didn’t care for Macaulay Culkin’s acting in Richie Rich.
- Joe Jackson appears at the halfway point to deliver Michael a brutal beating with his belt. Afterward, Michael’s dancing does improve, proving that Joe’s still got it!
- Michael’s prostetic nose falls off a during the encore, revealing a portal to another, better world…and lots of pus.
- An uncensored scene in which Jackson teaches a group of young boys to play “Hide the Salami,” much to the chagrin of deli owner Abe Schwartzman.
- Michael Jackson was a friggen weirdo!
THIS ISNT EVEN FUNNY YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKING CUNT
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That’s YOUR opinion! LOL!
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I’m all ready for Halloween. My Michael Jackson costume came this morning.. it’s a bit small though, looks like its for fucking kids!
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Remember that news footage a few years ago showing michael jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off.
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My mom hides bad news from me. I just found out about Ronald Wilson Reagan’s death.
Oh well. Going to Michael Jackson’s concert tonight at The First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre should cheer me up.
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I can’t wait to see Michael Jackson in concert either. It should be fun.
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this was far from funny 10 shots and 10 misses..writer and editor needs to be fired
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What with Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 world championship, Barack Obama being president of the USA, Will Smith being the world’s highest paid actor and Tiger Woods being the world’s best golfer, it has never been cooler to be black.
Poor old Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.
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Not only MICHAEL JACKSON, but the race pimps and street hustlers like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. They can’t pull the race card anymore. They aren’t being held down. They never WERE!
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Dude. Michael was always a black man. He had no control over the vitiligo which turned him white. Hes already acknlowledged hes african past and apperciates it greatly. So what you said doesnt make any sense.
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Hey James. Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Lame ASS Joke
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When watching Michael Jackson’s coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words…
Cool Runnings?
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Hey James.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys’ bedrooms with empty sacks.
Fucks sake!!!
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Gay
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Twilight re-write #4668:
“I know what you are, you’re pale white and ice cold”
“Say it.”
“Michael Jackson?”
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I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.
Even after he’s gone he can’t be trusted alone with kids.
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So every PG movie means that as well. Fuck outta here wth the ignornace. I laugh at the stupidity.
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Dude, you are such a buzz kill. Why don’t you go to a MICHAEL JACKSON fans website with your humorless, serious self?
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Im not even a fan. Fail again. I just find your jokes lame and I realize that some of your posts are filled with false info.
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Oooo. You know stats like I create facts.
YOU WISH.
I know talking like you know stalking. Pedo lover.
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Haha. Pedo Lover?? Whos the Pedo?
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It’s a shame Joe Jackson is exempted from the will. So he beat his ass a little bit. So what. What kid didn’t get beat?
If it weren’t for Joe, Michael wouldn’t be the dancing machine he was.
It’s a shame he showed some disrespect to his father with snubbing him from the will. The poor guy has $15000 in monthly bills.
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