The View Looking Down Emma Watson’s Dress
The above photo is the view looking down Emma Watson’s dress. It was taken by one of our operatives who was attending a Hollywood party in the hopes of finding an opportunity to rub his massive hairy Jihadist balls all over the hors d’oeuvres.
Unfortunately before he could carry out his mission he was approached by what he thought was a bacha bazi (dancing boy) who offered to service his mighty Islamic tunic snake.
Like any virile Muslim man he accepted, and began photographing the event when he noticed the breasts, and that the dancing boy was none other than Emma Watson. Needless to say he cursed Emma furiously for trying to defile his righteous Muslim loins, and made a hasty exit.
Celelbjihad Commenters’ Review :
Abdullah the Butcher – Funny and effective, Highly witty – 9.5/10
Umar the brown – The Funniest one , facetious and effective – 9/10
Grand Dragon Pete – Funny and effective, Clever – 9/10
Imam Kahlid – Exeecingly harsh but effective, occasionally funny – 8/10
Word of wisdom – Often wearisomely verbose (long-winded), clever and intelligent sarcasm, mildly funny and effective – 7.5/10
Anubis – Often wearisomely verbose, monotonous but effective – 7/10
Abdul Rasul – Funny and effective – 7/10
Hashim the destroyer of Evil – Effective but serious – 7/10
ObserversDickisaFatwa – Clever, witty and sarcastic, mildly effective and funny – 6.5/10
Mufti David – Deceased ( Died for Jihad – Probably a suicide vest malfunction )
The Head Chimp – Deceased ( Died jumping from a tree for a banana )
Aghmed – Deceased ( Died from the shame of spelling ‘Ahmed’ incorrectly )
PS-The word ‘effective’ above implies the efficiency of exhibiting satire and sarcasm through one’s comments.
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Your review is completly biased.
Calling “clever” to the character Small Worm Pete (that, by the way, is also some of the others you mention) demonstrates that your assessment is worth nothing.
Besides I’m not here to perform as a clown; I’m here to enforce the Jihad. And you will be the next target.
And now my rating about you: 0 / 10
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It isn’t biased when both the opposing sides get favourable reviews. Would you mind explaining just who am I biased towards?
I hate Pete myself, but you have to admit he is one funny bastard :)
KKK is astoundingly gay
Allahu Akbar!
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Waqar, the wannabe You Got Talent judge:
About TPP (Tiny Pecker Pete): take the “funny” out of the “bastard”. Bastard is enough for describing “him”.
How can you say that TPP is funny if all his “jokes” are about his obsessions: gloryholes, ass pounding, dirty sanchez, etc. repeated ad nauseam?
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Brother Old- Timer
There is no need to be pissed. I am on your side :)
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Have you ever seen a Muslim that is not pissed about something?
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Valid point brother
You definitely are very experienced in the ways of the muslim world.
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Homo Hashim
“Clever” is just one of the many words that should be used to describe me and my superior comments. I think most would have included remarkably intelligent, nobel prize winning, incredibly tough, massive manhood, and a few others.
Your comments can be described with one word……shit……which coincidentally is what your cock has on it after boofing Anal Abdullah.
I’m guessing you took a look at the above pic and wanked off while pretending it was just plumbers butt on your local Imam.
You’re a sick homoperv.
KKK
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little gay pete
Us Muslims can count on you for 2 things: and we sure wish we didn’t.
1. to have some homoerotic comment which makes no sense.
2. to show up with a leaky asshole and a dirty sanchez.
The Caliphate has a number of Jihadist tracking your where abouts and as soon as they locate the exact glory hole where you do your main cock sucking (there are millions of infidel glory holes in the u s of a) your gayness will end in the fire of an RPG.
Allahu akbar
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Small Worm Pete,
The only remarkable thing you have is the size of your loose ass hole.
Get lost you filthy fag.
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nobel peace award? you?? nah!!! don’t kid yourself honkey
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Maybe he could get one if there was a Nobel Prize for Fagness.
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little gay pete wins the annual glory hole “knob-blow prize.”
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Huh? I’m sure that you actually forgetting some others: Arapho, Niko, John Grande, etc.
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They do not work for the website. And even if Aparaho does, he does not use a picture for his account so that was irrelevant
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John Grande: He’s on a siesta. Too many tacos.
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@Ass-ar
Your list of shame is nothing more a whore’s list of all the homoqueers who have taken you to pump-town in the last 10 days. I’m sure while you were on your stomach getting pumped, they made all sorts of witty comments that impressed you, but why don’t you award runner up status to the ones that gave you a reach-around, like Homo Hashim and Anal Abdullah. It makes sense that the list of homosexuals are all muslims, with the exception of Grand Queer Pete who, while not a muslim, is one big fag. I suggest that if you want more bareback action from your boyfriends, you take it to the nearest glory hole and fuck off from this site. No one needs your opinion.
Eat shit and die mofo
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@Moshe I just was wondering about what was to be said about these people. Nothing more. Nothing less. Homosexual? Have you even read your own posts? Every post that have been written by you are full of homosexual tinted ‘insults’ and disgusting talk about glory holes, gays, assess, etc. Pathetic. It’s YOU who gets the fuck out of here. No one was ever interested in your nagging and prejudices. Besides, what is a Jew doing here on a site full of anti-Semitism? Dumb ass.
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Brother Arcachnar, will you please tell me who this John Grande is.
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Well, if i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they’re bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
Instead I’ll just gobble Kale Kunta Kinte’s pathetic tiny penis.
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Achy asshole
I think you’re a big time butt plumber and the queers you mentioned are either your clients or are you.
You come across as one of those queers who has an anus shaped fleshlight that smells like real asshole that you use to take yourself to pound town while watching man on animal porn.
Of course this is only when the gloryholes are closed for prayer.
The verdict is in……you’re more queer than a three dollar bill and must be executed for your crimes against Christianity
Suck that you dumb mofo
KKK
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@Pete No. I am not them. This is my ONLY account and it will stay that way. Forever.
Clients…butt plumber…blah…assess…blah…glory holes…blah…queer. See. Just ANOTHER post of yours that’s full of disgusting homosexual dribble. Christianity? You’re bringing it to shame.
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Waqar I found your reviews to be funny and effective and unbiased.
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god I wanna bang her so hard.
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emma’s pathetic chest is flatter than the Golan Heights and 1000,000 times less interesting.
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If the limey tart Enema Watson’s mosquito bites got any smaller, she could pass for the hillbilly hick trailer trash Taylor Swift. Their combined singing talents screeching a duet would make even a tomcat wail in the moonlight.
It also appears she still retains that short lesbodyke hairdo that she got from attending the queer Brown Eye University before she became a college dropout.
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Brother Anubis
Her haircut reminds me of another famous homo….robin…. aka batman’s boyfriend……..from the
infidel tv series.
Now that was a show loaded down with homoqueers!
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Anal abdullah
You want this Robin to wear only his cape and boots when you take him from behind.
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The only shot you’ll get from me is with the AK-47.
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You get A VIEW of her small breasts, indeed.
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Holy shit man curse the basterd infidel who invented tittie tape. Ah fuck it ive seen her naked about a thousand times already on here she has to be the filthiest whore of all time man.
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My 9 yr old wife has bigger tits than this one
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Sucks all balls
And your nine year old wife has a bigger cock than you.
Suck that mofo
KKK
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I want to worship Emma Watson’s naked body. I want to fuck her wet cunt and stick my tongue up her asshole.
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this is the 2nd best view of a woman.
best is up their skirt
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