The Top 5 ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 3 Nude Scenes
This weekend HBO will air the last episode of the 3rd season of “Game of Thrones”. To celebrate the season finale of this glorious Muslim TV program, we have compiled the top 5 “Game of Thrones” season 3 nude scenes below, and included a brief description of each video’s Islamic message.
#5 Elisa Lasowski
A virile Muslim is about to lay with a concubine when he is interrupted by a jealous “dancing boy” looking to get his anus stretched. What Muslim man hasn’t been in this situation?
#4 Carice Van Houten
Melisandre the Red Priestess of the Lord of Light (aka Allah) proves his existence to a heathen atheist by riding him and then torturing him with Shaitans.
#3 Oona Chaplin
The Muslim King Rob of the bearded Stark clan is offended by the sight of his wife’s sinful nude body while planning his Jihad against the gold rich Lannisters (aka Jews), so Rob threatens to “attack” her. She delays her beating by informing Rob that she is pregnant.
#2 Rose Leslie
A heathen Wildling whore mistakes a bearded Jon Snow for a proper pious Muslim, and she demands he break his oath to Allah by fornicating with her. Being a bastard son of a whore Jon Snow complies.
#1 Emilia Clarke
Daenerys Targaryen takes a bath while plotting her revenge upon the Jews who poisoned her mighty Muslim husband Drago when she is interrupted by a visitor. The visitor turns out to be a scimitar wielding Muslim named Daario Naharis. Daenerys immediately offers her nude body to this virile Muslim warrior.