The Top 5 Angelina Jolie Nude Scenes

In an op-ed piece in The New York Times Angelina Jolie revealed that out of fear of developing tit cancer she has had both her breasts removed.

If Angelina Jolie thinks that by having a sex change she will escape the wrath of Allah for continually showing her sinful nude female body in movies she is a fool.

As you can see in the top 5 Angelina Jolie nude scenes below, Angelina has much to answer for, and will no doubt one day be punished severely for her crimes.

#5 “Wanted”

#4 “Mojave Moon”

#3 “Taking Lives”

#2 “Original Sin”

#1 “Gia”

  • aghmed

    She has really let herself go after I cut her loose from my harem. She will always cherish the tender moments of feeding the goats, shaving the camels, and fellating my massive cum cannon.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      So She wears the pants in the family.

      Does She also wear the Strapon?

      • aghmed

        the only thing she wore was a goat skin pouch filled with mead to satiate my thirst after hours of fornication.

  • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

    Brother Durka Durka……..

    ….you will be punished for not editing out the scenes of this infidel’s “clothed” moments……my time is valuable and these camels and goats will not fuck feed themselves…..

    ….you will be greatly rewarded with 72 sturgeons for the inclusion of muslimina Elizabeth Mitchell from the “Gia” clip

  • Dr.House

    This bitch is hot!


      WAS hot now ‘she’ is a tranny.


      • FIRSTIES

        Fake Firsties:

        Shut up with your stupid comments.
        There’s only a Firsties: me.


  • Muhammed Budding

    I enjoyed masturbating to this women with my Pakistani Penis

  • Barbar

    Why is there no v in any of these? RAH!!

  • Abdul the Dooliscious

    The only reason she got her udders hacked off is they looked like two dirty empty knee socks hanging from her chest. Now she’ll get some big ole bags of silicone put in so everyone will think Brad Pitt (and Billy Bob Thornton) aren’t gay.

    • Bobbie

      Brad Pitt and Billy Bob Thornton are doin each other? Where did you read that?

  • Chrissy the Lesbian

    Can you all PLEASE pipe down?

    I’m trying to masturbate over here!


    • loves2havepussyeaten

      can i help u

  • Abdullah

    Well, the first one certainly has one or the largest “tramp stamps” (more of a “tramp bill-board”) than one usually sees even in a common whore and incest-loving trollop like Angelina Jolie.

    • Imam Khalid

      Hacking off your dirty pillows is a complete overreaction to a mere possibility of illness. Nice to know that attention whoring isn’t merely the province of teenage brat girls.

      Despite her ‘self-flagellation’, she will still be lapidated when Islam takes over.

      ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

      • Najid Hussein

        Brother Khalid

        All she did was have a couple of 10-pound sweat glands removed. We could’ve done that at a far lower cost with a few strokes of a scimitar (and solved several problems all at the same time)!

        Lamentably, no one consulted my office beforehand.

        • Imam Khalid

          That is the infidels Americans for you – all flash and no common sense.

  • ali buster hymen

    She was a dick magnet…now her boobs have been replaced with jewish plastic..

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      It’s your hairy ass that’s a dick magnet on this site ali. It’s just homoqueers and you on here. That’s it. Now what bitch?

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        Hey, who’s using my name!??

        • The Reaper


          It’s Team Tranny he is a imposter who also posts using many other names.

  • Umar the Brown

    A shame she left the most troublesome appendage still attached to her body: her head. Once us Muslims take over we will change that in a hurry.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    This story about angelina getting her tits chopped off because of cancer is one big damn lie. She has always been gay and now she is undergoing homoqueer conversion surgery to become a “male fag” so she can fuck her gay boyfriend brad pitt up the ass.

    A few weeks from now she will be a “he” and have a new doctor made dick and by july he’ll be pounding brad’s brown eye and visiting mangina’s glory hole for quickie blow jobs and dirty sanchezes.

  • jeremiaha

    fuck her all day long

  • The Reaper

    The mens swimwear ad is going to drive Team Tranny into a frenzy he will download it and use it as his new wallpaper replacing the one of his lover Moshe.

  • Allah

    Enjoyed her company in my harem. Enjoyed it so much that I neglected the other whores in my harem like Katy Perry and Emma Watson. Jolie is the best whore ever she was my toilet. I pissed on her and shat in her mouth everyday. The pleasurable experience off her licking my asshole and drinking and showering in my piss. But when she left my harem she has become an infidel whore who should be stoned to death. Before getting stoned to death she should get pissed on and fucked by ten strong muslim men

  • amir

    very good

  • Seun owoade

    Let pray for her,maybe she may repent…may almighty Allah answer our prayerz.

  • moma

    Are u serious?! damn, mrs jolie is a brave woman. she is a strong fighter and in not to distant future more and more women will get that self confident .
    who are you to judge her? there is only one that can do it!

  • Bishan

    Fuck man sexy

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  • Dick

    Wouldn’t know wether to fuck her or read her