The Kardashians Are As Bored with Christmas As We Are



Finally, someone had the nerve to stand up to the manufactured mess of Christmas and show how bored they are with this silly holiday.


While it may appear that the Kardashian family went out of their way to dress up for this photo, our intelligence sources say this is not the case. Our mole that has infiltrated the clan (who we will refer to as Lamar O.) conveyed that every night at 6:54 PM, the family convenes in formal wear on their staircase to consume a live goat, and offer the heart to appease their Armenian Gods.


Let us be on record as saying that we now may consider ourselves allies of the Kardashians. They appear to hate Christmas, love eating goat, and enjoy dressing to the 9’s in FABULOUS formal wear.


If I find out they like Jack Johnson as much as I do, I’m defecting, plain and simple. Oh, sweet Allah, I hope they like Jack Johnson!

 

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I’m surprised those steps could hold all those fat ass bitches and that big headed nigger at the same time.

  • theheadchimp

    So this is what the Kwanzaa family photo looks like eh? This is the “first family” of assholes!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    These motherfuckers look like a bunch of damn vampires…except for that big-headed nigger…he looks like the daddy of “Mr. Hankey.”

  • theheadchimp

    How proud can you be to have a nigger in the family photo? Fucking niggers is one thing, but dressing them up and putting them in the christmas pix………….disgusting.