The Best Katy Perry Cleavage Pics

Anyone who has ever been to the Damascus sex slave auctions can tell you that when evaluating women like Katy Perry you have to remember to check for the 4 C’s:

• Cooch – for tightness and elasticity.
• Cavities – to ensure she won’t avoid her oral duties because of a tooth ache.
• Capitualtion – to avoid the frustration of throwing out your back beating obedience into a new slave.
• Cleavage – for providing nourishment to goats who reject their mother’s teats.

Katy Perry almost certainly fails to pass the first 3 C’s, but her cleavage appears to hold some value. After reviewing the photos below I’d say Katy will probably fetch around 30 dinars when brought to market.