The Best Celebrity Plastic Surgery

Celebs Plastic Surgery



Usually when you hear about celebrity plastic surgery the story involves some image obsessed celeb who went crazy and had their body and face mutilated. However, there are some celebs that go under the knife and actually come out looking better. Here is our list of the top celebrity plastic surgeries.


Name: Heidi Klum
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Although from an aesthetic standpoint the operation was a success. The doctors mistakenly removed Heidi’s taste in men resulting in her marrying the mutant singer known as “Seal”.


Heidi Klum



Name: Holly Madison
What she had done: Lots
Interesting fact: Holly paid for her surgery with the money she earned giving old men handjobs in the VIP room at “Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club” (a skill she famously capitalized on later in life).


Holly Madison



Name: Kate Beckinsale
What she had done: Dental veneers
Interesting fact: Kate demanded that her new teeth be sculpted from the ivory of baby elephants.


Kate Beckinsale



Name: Ryan Gosling
What she had done: Nose job
Interesting fact: Besides the nose job Ryan also received a series of injections to his face to increase the appearance of smugness.


Ryan Gosling



Name: Giselle Bundchen
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: The surgery resulted in a free Tom Brady penis implant.


Giselle



Name: Adrianna Lima
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: After the surgery her boobs were bigger.


Adrianna Lima



Name: Marisa Miller
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Marisa’s doctors admired her vagina while she was under anesthesia.


Marisa Miller



Name: Heather Locklear
What she had done: Boob job
Interesting fact: Even with big boobs Heather has not been attractive since the late 80’s.


Heather Locklear


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  • Dead Ed

    Wow, I must be a mutant. I can picture the breast in my head even though they’re covered.

    Wait I AM a mutant.

    After my father, Odin, banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire & had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my my mutant ability to control the weather activated when I was hit with a blast of gamma bombs.

    Then I joined the Weapon X Program for exchange them curing my cancer. Which they did, by giving rapid healing powers. THEN they labeled me, “psychotic” & threw me in a military prison. SO, I escaped & became the “mercenary”, (or as I like to call it, “cleaner of the gene-pool”,) Dead Ed.

  • a whitey

    holly madison…..worst ever before and after pic i can remember seeing. in part b/c the before is just ugly and gross and the after look bad too. shes so freakin plain and her stupid jew nose is ugly

    • Dead Ed

      Don’t 4get 2 mention lolz on the Fagstreet Boys t-shirt she’s wearing…

      • a whitey

        wow i did not catch that…yeah truly white trash. she sure did get lucky w/ the playboy thing. im sure she got tired of porkin her dad in there trailer in the ozarks

        • fuckoff

          Her Jew nose?
          You better either be
          a: A Jew yourself
          or
          b: a really fast runner before someone punches you in your fucking head for comments like that asshole

          • HaHaHA

            Hahaha Jew nose…Awesome dude

          • Jew Nose

            I breathe for free

    • a whitey slayer

      Yeah, keep talkin’ whitey. Stay still, I almost got you in my sights! I better get some tissue, ’cause when I blow you’re fuckin’ head off of you racist body, I think I’m gonna shoot a load! ! ! I love executing retarded nazis! Welcome to HELL you evil moron, I’ll make sure you get a cell with Hitler and Randell Terry. Y’all can buttfuck eachother for eternity… oh, but you’d probably be into that…

  • chloe

    No doubt some of them had work done. However, I think Heidi might have gained boobage due to…you know…producing milk for kids. I could be wrong though.